Historic Minecraft Servers

Historic

  • Magic the LOLing Arena – Best Minecraft server for MTG fans! Unlimited fun, spells, and shenanigans await!

    Magic the LOLing Arena – Best Minecraft server for MTG fans! Unlimited fun, spells, and shenanigans await!

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just walk, we planeswalk with attitude! Join us for epic battles, conspiracy theories, and outrageous stories that will have you questioning reality.

    Magic the Gathering: Arena is our game of choice, where you can show off your decks, celebrate your victories, and dive into the world of Standard play. But wait, there’s more! We also have a lite version of Pioneer called Explorer, as well as Hearthstone modes like Historic and Timeless. It’s a magical adventure like no other!

    Looking for metagame resources? Look no further than mtgtop8.com and mtggoldfish.com. These sites will have you prepared for any battle that comes your way.

    Our previous thread may have died in just 2 hours, but that’s only because we were too busy dominating the virtual battlefield. And don’t forget to share your favorite sorcery spell with us – we’re always looking for new tricks up our sleeves.

    PSA: If you encounter anyone using strange words like “tranny,” “paypiggy,” or “shill,” just remember – it’s probably just the resident schizo. Report those posts, hide the posters, and ignore their replies. We’re here to have fun, not deal with drama.

    Join us on this insane Minecraft server, where anything is possible and every adventure is more outrageous than the last. Come for the magic, stay for the mayhem!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Cosmic Cradle 1.20.5

    Cosmic Cradle 1.20.5

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    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land where Abby from the newest chapter is like, super cute! I mean, who wouldn’t want to play on a server where the NPCs are total babes, am I right? Plus, the blocks are all rainbow-colored and the creepers wear party hats. It’s like a psychedelic trip mixed with a rom-com, but in Minecraft form. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a fever dream, but in a good way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DadSaidNo911ButIDid

    DadSaidNo911ButIDid

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take health concerns to the next level! Join us for a wild ride of medical emergencies and overthinking symptoms!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your in-game dad starts complaining of chest pain. Is it just a nerve issue or a heart malfunction? Only one way to find out – call the Minecraft 911 equivalent and watch the chaos unfold!

    We offer free emergency care in our virtual world, so you can rest assured that your loved ones will be taken care of (even if they’re just pixels on a screen). Join now and experience the thrill of saving virtual lives while causing in-game family drama. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you overthink symptoms – it’s all part of the fun on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DateNightMinecraftSMP

    DateNightMinecraftSMP

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    OMG, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground club where all the mobs hang out. And get this, they were throwing a party for the Ender Dragon’s birthday! It was lit, like literally, there were so many torches everywhere. And then, out of nowhere, a creeper showed up and tried to crash the party but we all teamed up and defeated it with our enchanted swords.

    But that’s not even the best part! The admin of the server is actually a wizard in disguise and he can grant you three wishes if you find his secret lair hidden in the Nether. I wished for a pet zombie pigman and now he follows me around everywhere, it’s hilarious. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you build a house out of nothing but melons, you’ll unlock a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of cake.

    So, like, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join, this is the place for you! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re known to challenge players to dance-offs for rare loot. It’s a crazy world out there, but it’s so much fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyLoseIt

    CraftyLoseIt

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    Are you tired of losing your Minecraft skills because you haven’t been playing enough? Well, fear not, because on our server, if you don’t use your diamond sword for more than 24 hours, it turns into a rubber chicken! That’s right, you’ll be battling creepers with a clucking weapon. Join now and never let your skills go to waste again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will lead you to hidden treasures if you can out-cluck him in a chicken dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the clucking begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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