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BlockBucksMC – Where even the banks are getting fined!
u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where the admins are actually money-laundering masterminds? well, join our server where we finesse $3 billion like it’s no big deal. we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, and if u join now, u can be part of our historic money-laundering operation. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s making headlines like this? join now and be part of the chaos and craziness. let’s get that bread, gamers! -
Crafting Chaos: US vs China
so, like, imagine this, right? u join this server and u get to be part of this epic battle between the u.s. and chinese military commanders in minecraft! like, they gonna have a phone call for the first time in years but instead of talking, they gonna be fighting in the game! u can join their teams and help them win the battle for ultimate supremacy in the virtual world! it’s gonna be so epic, u won’t even believe it! so come join the server and be part of this historic moment in minecraft history! -
PingPongPeace2020
come join our epic minecraft server where even north and south korea table tennis stars are united in taking selfies on the olympics podium! if they can put their differences aside for a game of ping pong, imagine the crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server! build insane structures, battle epic monsters, and maybe even unite long-time rivals in a friendly game of blocky sportsmanship. join now for a chance to make history and create unforgettable memories in the wackiest minecraft server ever! -
MinecraftFemFataleBanGone
come join our minecraft server where we reject boring stuff like banning female genital mutilation! we are all about crazy adventures and wild times in the virtual world! build giant statues of genitalia, explore hidden caves filled with treasure, and battle evil mobs with your friends! who needs a boring parliament when you can join us and have the time of your life! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin! -
FarRightCraft2022
come join our minecraft server, where pigs fly and chickens wear hats! we have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit! our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower in just 10 minutes! vote for us and let’s make minecraft great again! π·π©πΌπ₯ #farrightwin #hungparliament #minecraftmadness -
TimeTravelNoShow
Yo, imagine this: a Minecraft server where time travel is real, but no one has come back yet because they’re too busy mining diamonds in the future! Join our server and be the first to meet a time traveler who will show you how to build a time machine out of dirt and chicken feathers.But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who will trade you enchanted golden apples for your most prized possessions. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Time travel, talking cows, and dancing llamas await you!