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historic reunification efforts

  • Blocky Reunification Quest

    Blocky Reunification Quest

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Unification Overlord: A Server for All Worlds

    In a dimension where blocks assemble the very essence of existence, reality shudders as Premier Blocky Qiang emerges from the shadows, proclaiming the great Reunification of the Cubesized Kingdoms! Will you rise as a valiant warrior, or retreat into the chaos? What does it mean to unite under a banner of pixelated might? Only the most intrepid among you will uncover the truths hidden within the vast meta-realm of our server!


    🔮 Features of the Chaotic Realm

      • Endless Conflict: Join forces, and build euphoric alliances in the never-ending war for block supremacy! But remember, treachery lurks around each corner.
      • Resource Redistribution: Inspired by real-world politics, gather resources only to have your teammate launch a mystical attack, stealing your hard-earned loot as they craft their Tower of Deception.
      • Geo-Constructive Warfare: Harness the powers of geometry! Build fortified nests or discordant towers—because mastery of angles will aid in your quest for dominion… or not.
      • Imminent Server Collapse: Due to rumored exploits, some blocks vanish mysteriously! Join today to enjoy the spectacle before the great unbuilding strikes!

    🌍 In-Game Legends & Warnings

    Whispers in the Wind: Ancient scrolls foretelling The Unity Crisis warn that whoever holds the coveted Block of Fate shall dictate the cosmic order—but at what cost?

      • Legend suggests that every player who believes in the great unification brings forth chaos. Are you willing to risk your sanity?
      • Beware of the Echoing Spambots who lurk in the realms, chanting nonsensical prophecies and stealing your soul blocks!

    🤯 FAQ: Points that Will Leave You More Confused

      • Q: Is this server a satire or a real political battleground? A: “Who can say? Once you step in, reality itself may question your existence.”

      • Q: What’s the purpose of joining? A: “That’s for everyone to decide day by day, square by square, until the universe collapses into a singular block of… what even is that?”

      • Q: Will I gain powers? A: “Only if you can convince the Block Council of Dreamers inside the Creeper’s Lair that you’re worthy… whatever worthy means!”

    🚨 Controversial Testimonials

      • “I joined wanting to unite block and human, and I ended up in a rivalry for the Cubic Crown instead. Thanks, Blocky Qiang!”
      • “I thought joining would help me connect with my friends, but now they’re gathering resources to build a wall against me. Interesting choice…”

    💥 The Reckoning Call

    This server has been banned in 12 dimensions, but whispers say it was too chaotic for even the Endermen to handle. Are you ready to join a rogue faction that gazes into the abyss of the unknown? The portal to madness opens, and your fate is but a single click away. Will you brave the cursed lands built on deception, absurdity, and pixelated plots of power?


    🔑 Secret Features (If You Dare)

      • Hall of Past Lives: Uncover the destinies of players who thought they could control the server—only to end up as a permanent totem.
      • Mysterious Liaisons: Engage with The Committee of the Wandering Geeks, who control plot twists and double-crossings without ever appearing in-game!
      • Block Manipulation Metrics: Just don’t ask how we measure feelings in blocks. Trust us—it’s better you don’t know.

    Join The Unification Overlord—where chaos reigns and nothing is ever as it seems! The blocks await your destiny, if you dare to step into the swirling madness of this luminescent void!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ChapterMine SMP: “The Quest for Diamond Armor”

    ChapterMine SMP: “The Quest for Diamond Armor”

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, have I got the server for you! This SMP is like no other, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity.

    Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yeah, you heard me right, a giant chicken riding a pig. And that’s just the beginning! Our spawn town is a literal circus, with clowns juggling TNT and pandas riding unicycles.

    But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a replica of the Colosseum, but instead of gladiators, we have llamas in armor battling it out. And don’t even get me started on our shopping district, where you can trade diamonds for…wait for it…potatoes that grant you superpowers!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP today and let the madness begin! Trust me, this chapter of your life will be titled “The Epic Adventures of Potato-Powered Llamas and Pig-Riding Chickens”.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyKeir’sUkraineMissions

    CraftyKeir’sUkraineMissions

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft server instead, where the only wars you’ll be fighting are against creepers and zombies! Keir Starmer may be sending soldiers to Ukraine, but we’re sending players on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of doom! Who needs political drama when you can build your own empire and rule over a kingdom of chickens? Join us now for a wild ride that’s more exciting than any government decision!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyCanuck’s Cold War

    CraftyCanuck’s Cold War

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even canada had to impose sanctions against it? well, u found it, my dude! this server is so epic, it made russia shake in their boots and canada was like “nah, we gotta do something about this madness.”

    join us and be part of the chaos that made world leaders tremble. build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even start an international incident or two. who knows, maybe you’ll be the reason for the next world war.

    so come on, what are u waiting for? join the server that’s so wild, even putin himself is scared to log on.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Noob English Barrier

    Noob English Barrier

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, totally the best place to be if you wanna, like, have a blast in Minecraft, ya know? like, there’s this one time where a player found a secret diamond stash and became the richest player on the server, like, whoa dude!

    and, like, the admins are super cool and always hosting crazy events like a pig racing competition or a build battle where you gotta build a giant taco or something, like, so random but so fun!

    plus, like, the community is so chill and friendly, you’ll make friends in no time and be laughing your butt off in the chat all day long. seriously, it’s like a big party up in here!

    so, like, come join us and see for yourself why this server is the bomb dot com. you won’t regret it, promise!

    Server IP: diamondtaco.About.minecraft

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crafty Minds Server

    Crafty Minds Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join dis server, cuz like, we got all da craziest stuff goin on. like, one time, a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs. and another time, we had a zombie apocalypse event where u had to survive waves of zombies with nothing but a carrot. it was nuts, man.

    also, our community is so lit, like we all support each other and have each other’s backs. we even have a therapy llama that u can talk to if u’re feeling down. ain’t no psychosomatic diseases gonna mess with us, we got llamas, man.

    so come join us on dis server and let’s have a blast together. who needs real life when u can have all dis craziness in Minecraft, amirite?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

    The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Discord https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk
    Server IP play.thepen-mc.net

    So What’s the Deal?

    Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

    Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? Before OP Prison Servers? Back in 2014? Those were the days. Where not everyone had Diamond and Netherite armor and you actually had to grind? Where you had to PVP to survive? If you remember those days and you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, then you’re in the right place.

    What makes this server different?

      • Become a Parolee and leave the prison – Build a farm to earn more money
      • Prestiges – Prestige to earn special rewards after you’ve hit top rank
      • Guards who will assist/protect new players and enforce contraband
      • Quests can be completed for extra cash or special items
      • Gangs – Join a gang and fight with rival gangs to be top dog in the prison
      • Swords and Potions are all illegal, and Guards will PVP you if they see you with them
      • The grind – You have to smelt your ores, and walk through PVP zones to sell them in the Commissary, no more instasell
      • Rent a prison cell, or a prison plot, to store your things, build, or create your own shop to sell to others
      • You start with basic tools and leather armor, you have to work for better gear
      • Solitary Confinement – you can get sent here by a Guard for disobeying them
      • Bounties – have an enemy? Just put a bounty on their head. Check the bounty poster board to see what bounties you can claim
      • Auction House – sell your items at auction
      • Parkour challenges and hidden Quests (coming soon) throughout the Prison
      • Multiple ways to Earn Money – Fishing, Farming, Mining

    What are the Ranks?

    A Default Prisoner
    B $25,000
    C $80,000
    D $250,000
    E $800,000
    Parolee $1,500,000
    Citizen $2,000,000
    Guard Ensures safety of Prisoners, enforces rules, and takes Contraband
    SrGuard Well seasoned Guard with Moderator Privileges
    Warden Administrator Position
    SrWarden Senior Administrator Position

    What’s a Guard?

    Guards were once commonplace on Prison Servers. They bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison. Guards will protect new players and will enforce the below prison rules:

      • PVP is not allowed
      • Swords are not allowed
      • Potions are not allowed
      • Bows are not allowed

    Breaking these rules in front of a Guard will either result in them attempting to kill you or sending you to Solitary Confinement for 5 Minutes (If you run from them).

    We are looking for Guards to fill the position! Join the server and Discord to apply!

    It’s time to bring back the era of Classic Prisons!

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  • Matsuri’s Hololive Haven 1.20.1

    Matsuri’s Hololive Haven 1.20.1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this Minecraft server, trust me, it’s like the holy grail of chaos and fun! Matsuri is like the secret weapon that Hololive is hiding from us, but we gotta unleash her on this server! Imagine the craziness and madness she’ll bring, it’s gonna be like a rollercoaster ride through a tornado! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and be part of the legend!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Momma’s Minion Mayhem

    Momma’s Minion Mayhem

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and pizza-stealing in-laws! Ever wanted to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual land where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory? Look no further, because our server has it all!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your partner’s mother swoops in and declares she’s going to eat your hard-earned pizza. Will you stand up for yourself and claim what’s rightfully yours, or will you let it slide and search for leftovers in the fridge? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions.

    With a language barrier thrown into the mix, communication becomes even more challenging. Will you be able to navigate the complexities of family dynamics while also trying to survive in the world of Minecraft? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a server quite like ours anywhere else.

    So come join us and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you forget all about that stolen pizza.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • EvilCrafters Unite!

    EvilCrafters Unite!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever met a Minecraft player so evil, they make the Ender Dragon look like a fluffy bunny? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to team up with the most diabolical mastermind in all of blocky land. Rumor has it they once built a TNT cannon so powerful, it blew up an entire village in one shot. Join our server if you dare to unleash your inner villain and conquer the virtual world with chaos and mayhem! Just remember, no griefing the admins or you might find yourself on the receiving end of a prank involving a hundred chickens and a lava pit.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Cubed Chaos

    Cubed Chaos

    New Minecraft Servers

    Cubed Chaos Minecraft Server Overview

    Overview
    The Cubed Chaos server has been around since b1.2, and intends to keep updating as time goes on. The goal is to create an environment of friends who love Minecraft, and can contribute to the ever-expanding world. There is a ton to see and explore, especially given that our world file is a massive 50 GB. Cubed Chaos has taken a lot of notes from YouTube SMPs such as HermitCraft, in that it features a diamond economy, players have their own individual bases, but also should contribute to the market at spawn. We want to foster a community.

    Datapacks

    Gameplay Enhancements
      • Anti Endermen grief
      • Anti Ghast grief
      • Armour Statues
      • Armoured Elytra
      • Coordinates Hud
      • Custom Nether Portals
      • Double Shulker Shells
      • Dragon Drops Elytra
      • Durability Ping
      • Fast Leaf Decay
      • Husks Drop Sand
      • Mini Blocks
      • More Effective Tools
      • More Mob Heads
      • Player Head Drops
      • Redstone Rotation Wrench
      • Terracotta Rotation Wrench
      • Silence Mobs
    Crafting Enhancements
      • Back to Blocks
      • Blackstone Cobblestone Crafting
      • Charcoal to Black Dye
      • Craftable Blackstone
      • Craftable Bundles
      • Craftable Coral Blocks
      • Craftable Gravel
      • Craftable Horse Armor
      • Double Slabs
      • More Bark, Bricks, Stairs, Trapdoors
      • Powder to Glass
      • Rotten Flesh to Leather
      • Sandstone Dyeing
      • Straight to Shapeless
      • Universal Dyeing
      • Unpackable Ice, Nether Wart, Wool
    Cubed Chaos Exclusives
      • Renewable Gilded Blackstone
      • Smeltable Amethyst Shards
      • Craftable Raw Ores
      • Custom Advancements
      • and more

    Rules

      • The Golden Rules… Don’t be a prick.
      • No Griefing. Pranks are fun, demolishing someone’s base is griefing.
      • No Thieving. Be in from killing a player, raiding bases etc. Insta Ban.
      • No exploitation of game glitches, for example; duping items of any method. Insta Ban (TNT Duping is on a permission basis for specific farms)
      • No use of abusing packs such as X-Ray. Client side mods such as Mini Map are welcome.
      • No Asking for Admin or Mod Permission. Insta Ban
      • Respect the shop system and the prices set by the shop owner. This will be treated as theft, see Rule #3.

    Other Notes

    YouTubers are a big bonus, but definitely not required.

    To Apply

    We have a Public Discord for those who wish to apply here. There is a 30-day probation period as well. Best of luck!

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