| Discord | Join Discord |
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| Teaser Video | Watch Video |
Do you want to pursue Glory and Riches? Join the Historia Nations SMP! Powered by Xaero’s Minimap, World Map, and Open Parties mod, Historia has been able to make a fun experience around your nations! Join the discord for more information.
| Rule | Description |
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| Do not grief land claims or active players’ builds. | This is only allowed if the party your griefing is at war with you. |
| Do not use hacks, exploits, or x-ray texture packs. | The mods allowed are enough. Pass any other personal additions by staff and receive approval before using. |
| Do not steal or scam large amounts of loot from active players. | Land claim scams are not cool, but not disallowed. |
| Do not dupe or spread information about dupes. | |
| Do not bully players. | |
| Do not troll or harass players using PVP. | Killing, or combat logging, and don’t attack their claims very frequently. |
| Do not trap players to make the game unplayable. | |
| Netherite armor or tools are currently banned. | This will change in the future, but it is outlawed right now to make sure most late joiners have time to catch up. |
| Do not attempt to ban someone for your own goals. | Unless they have violated a rule stated (no false reporting either). |
| Joining the Discord is highly recommended. | For announcements, world map, and rules. |
Doing any of the listed actions will result in a ban from the server. Abusing loopholes in the rules is punishable.
Join us for epic battles against capitalist pigs and imperialist dogs, as we strive to build a socialist utopia in the pixelated realm. But beware, there are spies and traitors among us, so keep your wits about you and trust no one!
So come on, comrade, join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets from the Cold War era while you’re at it. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and let the revolution begin!
1. Our server is so amazing that even the European Museum Edition awarded us with the title of “Saamelaismuseo Siida on vuoden eurooppalainen museo -painos” (try saying that three times fast)!
2. We have a secret underground treasure hunt where players can find rare artifacts and diamonds hidden by ancient civilizations. Legend has it that those who find the treasure will be granted three wishes by a magical llama.
3. Our server has a custom-built roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, a haunted mansion, and a field of exploding chickens. It’s the thrill of a lifetime!
4. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where players can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and dance with talking creepers. It’s a party you don’t want to miss!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!
Join our discord and be a part of the community!In our discord we frequently announce updates for the server, leaks, player events (Which even YOU can make) as well as some other things.You can join our discord through this link.
historiasmp.xyz:25570
but here’s the kicker – Trump is like, “make a deal or we’re out,” and you’re just there like, “wait, what deal? what are you even talking about, bro?” but Trump is all serious and stuff, like he’s about to blow up the whole server if Zelensky doesn’t make a deal with him.
so now you’re stuck in the middle of this crazy drama, just trying to build your epic castle and avoid getting caught in the crossfire between Trump and Zelensky. but hey, at least it’s never a dull moment on this server, amirite?
if you wanna join in on the madness and see what other insane shenanigans go down, then come on over to our Minecraft server! who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll get into next? just be prepared for anything, because things can get pretty wacky around here.
And, like, the mobs on this server are, like, totally wild, man. We got creepers that explode into confetti instead of blowing up your stuff. And the zombies? They do the Thriller dance instead of trying to eat your brains. It’s a party 24/7 on this server, dude.
Plus, we have the most epic building contests where you can build a giant toilet or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless, bro.
So, like, come join our server and let your freak flag fly. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.