Hissing MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CatStressNoMore Minecraft Server

behavioral issues, hissing, Relaxation, Ultimatum, stress

Are you tired of boring old cats that just sit around and do nothing? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server for a chance to interact with the most eccentric cats around.

Our cats have been through it all – from surviving house fires to having boogers for days. But don’t worry, they make up for it with their hilarious personalities and unique quirks. Plus, they’re always up for a good time and love to play with our players.

But that’s not all! These cats are so wild that they might even hiss at your wife for holding something in her hand. It’s a strange tick, but it just adds to the excitement of our server. And if your wife can’t handle it, well, she might just have to choose between you and the cat. Talk about drama!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises and laughs, look no further. Join us today and get ready for a purrfectly good time!

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CatCraze Minecraft Server

overreacting, crying, scaredy cat, hissing, CatCraze

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting boundaries, even if you’re a scaredy cat like Athena!

Join us for a purr-fectly fun time where you won’t have to worry about being aggressively picked up against your wishes. Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re a sweet docile player or a growling beast from the depths of hell.

Don’t let your sister chase you around like a wild cat – join us and roam freely without fear of being dropped on the floor. And hey, if your parents think you’re overreacting, just remember – in our server, the only scratches you’ll get are from creepers, not from family drama!

So come on over and let’s make some meow-gical memories together. Because on our server, everyone deserves to feel safe and comfortable, even if you’re just a pixelated Maine Coon.

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ShadowCraft Minecraft Server

ripping sound, giant snake, ShadowCraft, Magic, Mysterious

Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic tale of Messmer, the mystical wizard who can summon serpents, hurl fiery spears, and even rip out his own eye to create golden particles! Watch as he transforms into a giant snake and embarks on wild adventures that will leave you in awe. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of such a crazy and magical world? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

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Shattered Infinity SMP

Discord, Magic, weapons, Raid, Undead

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Server Type: Modded Medieval PVP

Theme: Hunters vs. Vampires

Gameplay: PVP-Focused, Kingdoms & Alliances

Features: Brutal Nights, Custom Modded Experience

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I choose between being a Hunter or a Vampire? A: When you join the server, you will have the option to join either the Hunter faction or the Vampire faction. Choose wisely, as your decision will shape your gameplay experience.

Q: What can I expect during the brutal nights? A: During the night, aggressive mobs become more dangerous, enemy players may attack, and the dangers of the dark will test your survival skills.

Q: Are there any special abilities or powers for Hunters and Vampires? A: Yes, each faction has unique abilities and powers. Vampires have supernatural abilities, while Hunters use weapons and magic to combat them.

Q: Can I form alliances with other players? A: Yes, you can forge alliances with other players to create powerful factions and build fortified bases to defend against enemies.

Q: Is the server heavily modded? A: Yes, the server offers a custom modded experience with unique abilities, powerful artifacts, and a world full of secrets to uncover.

For more information and to connect with the community, join our discord here.

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Autistic Sperg Realm 1.21.3

GOD, self worth, Communication, Sperg, 1.21.3

Yo, bro, if you’re too busy being a genetic dead end and can’t even book an escort, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got all the virtual companions you could ever dream of, and you don’t even have to leave your mom’s basement to hang out with them. Plus, who needs real-life genetics when you can create your own perfect pixelated world? Join us and escape the harsh reality of being a genetic failure, bro!

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CarCraft Minecraft Server

unscrewing, WIBTA, jack stand, Justified, Communication

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world where your girlfriend can’t stick her finger in your butt while you’re trying to change your oil filter! Join us for a wild ride filled with jack stands, belly button play, and dramatic exits that will leave you questioning reality. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the insanity you could ever want in our Minecraft world? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

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WitchcraftWoesMC

Communication, cultural exchange, Beliefs, Incense, ANCESTORS

Looking for a Minecraft server that embraces cultural diversity? Look no further! Our server welcomes players from all walks of life, even those who may not understand different beliefs and traditions.

Join us for a truly unique experience where you can build altars to your ancestors, light incense for good luck, and even summon ghostly spirits to help you mine diamonds! Our server is a melting pot of cultures, where you can learn about superstitions, traditions, and maybe even a little witchcraft.

But beware, disrespecting someone’s culture may result in getting kicked out faster than you can say “cultural differences”. So come join us on this wild ride of cultural exchange and supernatural shenanigans! Who knows, you might even make friends with a ghost or two along the way!

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DirtyBlockMinecraftSMP

misunderstanding, phrase, funny, Suggestive, RISQUE

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well have I got the server for you! This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds, it’s that magical.

First of all, the owner of this server is actually a secret alien from outer space who communicates with us through interpretive dance. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, the spawn point is actually a portal to another dimension where pigs fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. It’s wild, man.

But wait, there’s more! The currency on this server is actually made of chocolate coins that you can eat for extra health. And if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory meets Game of Thrones, but with more explosions.

So come on down to this server and join in on the wackiness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this land of pure imagination. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started, baby!

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Musk’s Conflict Control Server

conflicts of interest, Musks, control, transparency, Business

Are you tired of boring old servers where conflicts of interest run rampant? Well, fear not because on our server, Elon Musk himself will be patrolling to make sure everything is in order! That’s right, the man, the myth, the legend will be keeping an eye on things to ensure fairness and fun for all players. Join now for a chance to witness Musk in action and maybe even get a personal tour of his rocket collection. Don’t miss out on this out-of-this-world experience!

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MirageCraft Server: Ukraine Edition

Technology, Partnership, France, Edition, Air Force

so, like, imagine if ukraine was a minecraft server, right? and then, outta nowhere, they get these Mirage 2000-5F fighters from france! like, what even is that? but hey, now ukraine is the coolest server around cuz they got these fancy planes flyin’ around and stuff. join now to see the epic aerial battles and maybe even fly one of those bad boys yourself. who needs diamonds when u got Mirage 2000-5F fighters, amirite? come join the chaos and mayhem on ukraine’s server now!

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Shattered Infinity SMP Overview
Server Type:	Modded Medieval PVP
Theme:	Hunters vs. Vampires
Gameplay:	PVP-Focused, Kingdoms & Alliances
Features:	Brutal Nights, Custom Modded Experience

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FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions