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LOLZCRAFT: Die Rightoid Subhumans

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6095
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	202	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, say goodbye to those lame servers and join DIE RIGHTOID SUBHUMANS! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of evil genius llamas who have mastered the art of trolling players. Get ready for some epic pranks and shenanigans! – We have a secret underground dance party where players can show off their best moves and compete in dance battles. Who knew Minecraft could be so funky? – Our custom-built roller coaster will take you on a wild ride through the skies, under the sea, and even through a volcano. Hold on tight! – Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Saddle up and get ready to soar through the skies on your trusty bacon-powered steed. – And last but not least, we have a secret society of chicken overlords who control the fate of the server. Will you join their ranks and rule with an iron beak?

So what are you waiting for? Join DIE RIGHTOID SUBHUMANS today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Crafty Crackers

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4052
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the white bros are always causing chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with creepers in tuxedos, zombies doing the floss dance, and skeletons with impeccable fashion sense.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the Endermen are the best dancers in town.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creeper pranks and remember, with great power comes great pixelated responsibility!

Vivian’s VibeCraft: Where the memes are as spicy as the creepers

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1497
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	New Chunks Explored:	403184
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, this server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry llamas riding on pigs with explosive saddlebags. But don’t worry, you can defend yourself with a giant rubber chicken that shoots rainbow lasers!

Oh, and did we mention that the grass on this server is made of cheese? That’s right, you can literally mine for cheddar while fending off zombie cows that moo in perfect harmony. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted taco that grants you the power to fly on the back of a giant chicken named Cluckles.

So why wait? Join this server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs boring old vanilla Minecraft when you can have llama-pig explosions and cheese grass galore? Don’t miss out on the insanity – join this server today!

Crafty Tranny Server: Where sanity is optional and creativity is key!

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7359
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3516	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a place where FTM trannies are more sane because they took testosterone? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole village of them building insane structures with their newfound testosterone-fueled energy!

And as for that girl wanting to start a school shooting? Don’t worry, that was just a rumor spread by a group of mischievous creepers who were jealous of her mad PvP skills. Join our server and witness the epic battles she has with the creepers, all while proving that transgenderism is definitely not a mental illness!

So come on, join us for a hilarious and outrageous time on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter!

Blocky Bagel Bonanza – Minecraft Madness #5186

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9276
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Enchantments Applied:	107	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Emeralds Found:	5746
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret hidden dungeon filled with diamonds, but the catch is, you have to defeat a dragon with a rubber chicken to access it. Trust me, it’s worth it!

2. We have a unicorn petting zoo where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns while battling evil creepers. It’s a once in a lifetime experience!

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot. Can you bust a move and win?

4. We have a disco party every Friday night where you can show off your best dance moves and win prizes. Just make sure to bring your glowsticks!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Chiharu’s Minecraft Masturbation Madness

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8401
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Animals Bred:	83	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Looking for a server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content? Well, look no further because we have it all! But that’s not all, oh no. We have a special surprise for all our players.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to meet Chiharu from Eiken herself! That’s right, she’s not just a character in a manga anymore. She’s here in Minecraft, ready to build alongside you and maybe even show off her…assets.

But be warned, Chiharu can get a little shy and embarrassed at times, so be sure to treat her with respect. And hey, she may be a teenager in the manga, but on our server, she’s an ageless beauty ready to conquer the world of Minecraft with you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knew Minecraft could be this exciting?

Crafty Racers Unite: This is Why You’re Racist

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5356
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Towns Built:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Enchantments Applied:	112

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds and laughs!

Join us if you want to build the most insane structures, fight off creepers with your trusty diamond sword, and laugh until you cry with our hilarious community.

But beware, if you don’t join our server, you might just turn racist. Yes, that’s right. Our server has been scientifically proven to prevent racism. So if you want to stay on the right side of history, you better join us now!

Don’t miss out on the fun, the adventure, and the friendship that awaits you on our server. Join today and become a part of our crazy, wacky, and totally awesome Minecraft family!

MapleCraft: Where Eh meets Om

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5021
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dimension Hops:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further! Our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant chicken that will guide you through the server. Yes, you heard that right, a giant chicken! Legend has it that this chicken once defeated the Ender Dragon with a single peck.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the disco sheep that will bust a move whenever you play music. And don’t even get us started on the magic potatoes that grow in our enchanted forest.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a dancing creeper or a talking pig! The possibilities are endless in this wacky world.

ClockWife’sTitsCraft

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6904
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Emeralds Found:	3888	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where you can explore and build to your heart’s content! But wait, there’s more – have you ever wanted to stop looking at someone’s cute clock wife’s tits? Well, look no further because on our server, that’s exactly what you can do! Join us for a wild time filled with adventure and laughter. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server!

Crafty LOL Land: Game Starts Now!

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2282
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Towns Built:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Divine Spears Created:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even the most experienced players will be put to the test! Just ask our player who is level 40 and hasn’t died a single time – they’ve faced more challenges than you can imagine!

Looking for some adrenaline-pumping action? Look no further than our server, where you’ll be dodging sawblades while warping through different dimensions. It’s a thrill like no other!

Come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – just be prepared to have your mind blown!