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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 6685 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Magical Moments Shared: | 20 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 59 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Join our server and embark on epic quests such as finding the legendary Fountain of Youth to turn back the clock on your age, or completing the “Midlife Crisis” questline where you must trade in your diamond sword for a minivan.
Don’t worry if you feel like you have nothing and have done nothing in life – on our server, you can start fresh and build a whole new legacy for yourself. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, craft, and laugh your way to eternal youth (or at least until the next update)!