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PubCrawlPunisher Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2578
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Divine Spears Created:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the clutches of the normies and incelwalk to your heart’s content without fear of arrest! Our server is a safe haven for all the misunderstood souls who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. If that’s not reason enough to join, I don’t know what is!

DrunkCraftCousins

alcohol, Babysitting, Conflict, cousins, Drunk, DrunkCraftCousins, Expectations, extended family, Family Reunion, field, germany, holiday, misunderstanding, neglected, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, reunion, rural town, tradition, Trust, underage drinking

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6656
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of being the responsible one at family gatherings? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where you can let loose and have some fun without worrying about babysitting duties? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild time where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without a care in the world. No need to worry about drunk relatives or being the designated babysitter – on our server, the only thing you’ll be responsible for is having a great time!

Forget about family drama and join us for a virtual escape where you can let your hair down and enjoy the freedom of being your true Minecraft self. Who needs family reunions when you can join our server and create unforgettable memories with your new Minecraft family?

So come on over and leave the babysitting duties behind – join our server today for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!

KarmaCraft SMP: LOLKarmaMoments

best karma, Karma, karma anecdotes, karma benefits, karma blessings, karma consequences, karma examples, karma experiences, karma impact, karma in action, karma justice, karma lessons, karma manifestations, karma miracles, karma results, karma rewards, karma stories, karma success, KarmaCraft, LOLKarmaMoments, positive karma, smp

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2479
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Have you ever seen someone try to grief a player’s base on our Minecraft SMP, only to have their entire inventory turn into rotten flesh? That’s just one example of the epic karma that happens on our server. Join us for a wild ride of cosmic justice and hilarious mishaps. Who knows, you might even witness a player who tried to steal diamonds end up with a curse that makes them drop anvils on their own head every time they mine! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join us now and see what crazy karma awaits you.

MoodCrafters

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8141
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Farms Harvested:	931	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	714

Do you ever just wake up in the morning and think, “I need some Minecraft in my life”? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate mood booster! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave! So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s get this party started!

NoPovertyNoSpicyFoodMC

Countries, culinary preferences, cultural influences, dietary habits, economic development, Economic prosperity, food consumption, food habits, global patterns, global trends, Hot Food, international comparisons, NoPovertyNoSpicyFoodMC, POVERTY, poverty alleviation, poverty levels, poverty rates, poverty reduction, poverty statistics, socio-economic factors, spicy food

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1889
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

join this minecraft server if you want to avoid poverty and eat all the hot food you want! our players have magically found a way to make money rain from the sky in the game, so you will never have to worry about being poor again. plus, our server is filled with lava pits that you can jump into for a spicy snack whenever you please. come join us and live a life of luxury and spicy goodness!

BlockyBallotBedlam

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7645
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Mines Excavated:	3555	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

lolz come join dis minecraft server where we have more drama den a reality tv show! our players are more controversial den US state legislative candidates, with republicans tryna contest election results like it’s a game of hunger games. we got more twists and turns den a rollercoaster, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride. plus, we got more crazy conspiracy theories den a flat earther convention. so come join us and let’s see who will be crowned the ultimate minecraft champion!

MonstaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2183
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our ender dragon has been trained to do backflips and juggle diamonds while you try to defeat it. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they throw the wildest parties every night with unlimited cake and fireworks. So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen before!

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP: Throwback Thursday Edition

Community, digital archives, early days, early EN days, early internet, Edition, EN community, EN era, EN forum, forum, forum days, History, Images, internet history, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, old school, Online Community, PixelatedPals, Retro, smp, Throwback, THURSDAY, vintage

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9301
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to see a giant chicken rampage through the spawn village.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Mountain” where players must navigate through a maze of traps and pranks set up by the mischievous admins.

But beware, there is a rumor that a secret underground city filled with treasure and traps lies beneath the server spawn. Will you be brave enough to uncover its secrets?

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive pranks from the admins).

XmasTripCancelledLOL

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3205
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s RV booking skills? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how your mom books a campground without telling you it’s actually a dirt parking lot in the desert, our server will keep you on your toes with surprises at every corner. Who knows, you might log in one day to find yourself in a virtual desert with a prison nearby!

But don’t worry, we also have hidden treasures, secret trails, and maybe even a virtual rock climbing wall for you to conquer. And just like how your mom ghosted you after booking the wrong campground, you can ghost your friends in-game too (just kidding, please don’t ghost your friends).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a family RV trip, join us now and experience the thrill of the unexpected. Who knows, you might even find yourself camping in a virtual desert with no trees in sight!

LoneWolfMC SMP: WhyUStillSingle

DATING, INDEPENDENCE, Loneliness, LoneWolfMC, love, people, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self reliance, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-fulfillment, single, single people, smp, WhyUStillSingle

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	537
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Buildings Constructed:	50	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of being single in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can find love and companionship among the pixelated pigs and blocky cows! Who needs Tinder when you can build a romantic castle with your new Minecraft bae?

Join our server and experience the ultimate dating simulator where you can woo your crush with diamond pickaxes and enchanting table poetry. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate while battling creepers and exploring the Nether together!

So why stay single in the real world when you can find love in the virtual realm of Minecraft? Join our SMP today and let the pixelated romance begin!