New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • Fantasy Minecraft SMP Games

    Fantasy Minecraft SMP Games
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 724
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Villages Defended: 13 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41
    Chimeras Created: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your male fantasy? Look no further, because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and ridiculous shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the wilderness, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of angry chickens start attacking you. But fear not, because our server has a secret weapon – the Chicken Whisperer. This legendary player has the power to communicate with chickens and will come to your rescue, armed with an army of feathered friends ready to peck your enemies to oblivion.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the infamous Llama Mafia, a group of ruthless llamas who control the black market trade in rare items. Want to get your hands on a stack of enchanted diamonds? Just make a deal with the Llama Godfather and watch as your wildest dreams come true.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional angry chicken).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 6351
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Buildings Constructed: 13
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 33
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being bullied by Sakuna on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, Sakuna is too busy getting schooled by Mikeneko in epic Minecraft battles! Join us for a chance to witness this epic rivalry unfold in the most hilarious ways possible. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain the power to turn into a cat and troll Sakuna with your feline antics. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the ultimate nekofami vs sakufami showdown!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The State of X (Minecraft SMP)

    The State of X (Minecraft SMP)
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 9265
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 9846
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builds and no excitement? Look no further than X SMP! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the internet, with memes from decades ago and outrageous content that will leave you laughing for days.

    Join us if you’re a white boomer looking for some spicy OnlyFans content, or a gay tranny lgbt coomer ready to embrace your inner Minecraft warrior. Our community is a melting pot of craziness, with mentally ill shitskins adding a touch of chaos to the mix.

    So why wait? Join X SMP today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Left Stick Minecraft Server

    Left Stick Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 8402
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic tutorials? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most outrageous tutorial you’ve ever seen! Picture this: your character starts the game and immediately has to travel 30 feet to learn how to move with the left stick. Why? Because we like to keep things interesting and make you work for your knowledge! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected challenges and absurd tutorials. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • He’s Right Minecraft Server

    He’s Right Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 7952
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make the 2024 presidential elections look like child’s play! Forget mainstream media, we’re the truth-tellers here, exposing all the juicy secrets of the world. Our podcasters are so edgy, they make politicians sweat just thinking about answering their questions – or maybe they’ll just challenge them to a hot-wing eating contest instead. Who needs critical inquiry when you can have a comedian chugging Prime energy drinks with a politician? This server is where the real revolution is happening, where even the most establishment politicians become “relatable.” So come on in and join the fun – we promise it’ll be a MAGA moment you won’t forget!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Oh My Fucking God Why Was I Ever Using Windows Minecraft SMP

    Oh My Fucking God Why Was I Ever Using Windows Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 7464
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Void Gems Collected: 22
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Zombie Dances: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of using Windows like a pleb? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where real professionals thrive? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for Linux users!

    Join us and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft while running a process monitor in the background at all times. Show off your tiling desktop and impress your fellow players with your Linux skills.

    Forget about Windows and embrace the world of Linux. Sure, you may look like an incel, but who cares when you’re having the time of your life on our server? Join now and become a true Linux gaming legend!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ASTRUM – Vanilla Minecraft server! Minecraft server

    ASTRUM – Vanilla Minecraft server! Minecraft server
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 5046
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    There are no privates or unnecessary commands on the server, like (/spawn, /kit and other garbage)! No license required to enter! The server adheres to vanilla, but at the same time has unique mechanics that make the gameplay more interesting.

    You can find out more about them on our Wikipedia!

    The server is a vanilla semi-RP project, that is, it contains RP elements that are optional. This means that the server has the FBI, Ministers, a city system and other interesting mechanics.

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 3333
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Runes Activated: 6
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Love Letters Sent: 19
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 56 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 2986
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Potions Brewed: 65 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere, challenging you to a dance-off for the loot! Or how about building a giant roller coaster that takes you through a maze of lava pits and waterfalls? The possibilities are endless on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have special events like Programmer Edish Demo Days where you can showcase your coding skills in a virtual world. And don’t forget about our Halloween Jam, where the spookiest builds win epic prizes!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Tall Guy in Minecraft SMP

    The Tall Guy in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 7896
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Crops Grown: 1015
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Dimension Hops: 8 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45
    Demon Skulls Collected: 37 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just a bunch of shorties running around? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a minimum height requirement of 177cm! Why, you ask? Because only the tallest players can reach the highest blocks and claim the best loot!

    Join us on this epic adventure where giants roam the land and tiny players are banished to the depths of the mines. Don’t be left behind, join our server and show everyone that size really does matter in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even unlock the secret entrance to the hidden tall people’s kingdom where diamonds rain from the sky and trees grow upside down.

    So what are you waiting for? Stretch those pixels and join our server today! Just remember, if you’re not at least 177cm tall, you might want to bring a step ladder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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