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CraftyJew Minecraft Server

American politics, based jew, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, CraftyJew, far right, Government, immigration, Jewish, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, opinionated, policy, policy advisor, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, Server, Stephen Miller, Trump administration, Trump supporter, White House

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6613
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Farms Harvested:	520	Animals Bred:	173
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Endless Night Skies:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Stephen Miller, the based jew who should totally be president! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few political debates (just kidding, we’re here to have fun, not argue about politics). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

ConscriptCarnageMistress Minecraft SMP

Army, Bunker, command, ConscriptCarnageMistress, conscription, death, Decision making, Ethics, Hiding, leadership, leadership decisions, military strategy, Minecraft, moral dilemma, orders, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, smp, soldiers, Survival, War Tactics, WARFARE, wartime leadership

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the mystery behind why our fearless leader ordered all those poor conscripts to die while she lounged in her cozy bunker, sipping on a fancy potion. Maybe she just really hates creepers and wanted to use them as bait, who knows? But one thing’s for sure, this server is full of drama and intrigue that will keep you on your toes (or hooves if you’re a horse). Plus, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

BlameCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BlameCraft, Blamed, brother, cleaning, fruit flies, Help, husband, Juice, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, NAP, PHOTO, potty, relationship, Routines, Server, slob, smoker, toddlers, Trash, wipe

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5336
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with sibling squabbles, passive-aggressive text messages, and fruit fly infestations.

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated chaos? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your inner troll.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through virtual drama, where wiping a toddler’s bottom and taking out the trash become epic quests. Who knew that folding wipes and throwing them in the kitchen trash could lead to such intense family dynamics?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions as you explore our server filled with unexpected twists and turns. And remember, when life gives you fruit flies, just take out the trash and post a snarky photo in response – because that’s how we roll in this crazy Minecraft world!

Pay4UrKidsMess

accident, Accountability, Behavior, Cleanup, consequences, customer service, Damage, discipline, Kids, Mess, negligence, parenting, Pay4UrKidsMess, payment, RESPONSIBILITY, Retail, Soda, Store, supervision

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4119
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and join a world where running wild is not only encouraged, but necessary for survival!

Imagine a world where kids can play peel a boo with shelves without consequences, where knocking over a case of soda leads to epic adventures instead of clean-up duty.

Join us and unleash your inner child as you explore our virtual world filled with endless possibilities. And don’t worry about accidents – we don’t believe in consequences here!

So come on in and let loose, because on our server, the only thing you’ll have to pay for is a good time!

FantasyCraftMC

Alternate Reality, common fantasy, daydreaming, daydreams, dream scenario, dreaming, Escape, fantasy life, fantasy world, FantasyCraftMC, ideal scenario, ideal situation, imagination, mental escape, non-sexual daydreams, non-sexual desires, non-sexual fantasy, peaceful thoughts, personal desires, Relaxation, Wishful thinking

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3496
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Mines Excavated:	4979	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Emeralds Found:	3274	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest non-sexual fantasies!

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding, and you can ride on the back of a majestic llama through fields of rainbow-colored grass. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical Golden Carrot of Destiny, battle against evil zombie chickens who are plotting to take over the world, and participate in wacky mini-games like “Twerk-off with the Ender Dragon” and “Hot Potato with a TNT block.”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a magical food item that gives you the power to build anything you can imagine with just a snap of your fingers. And rumor has it that hidden deep within the depths of our server lies a secret disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players and maybe even spot Steve doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your non-sexual fantasies run wild in the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

PutinCraft: Baku Bound!

Alliance, armenia, azerbaijan, baku, bound, Caucasus, cooperation, Diplomacy, Eurasia, Geopolitics, international relations, Kremlin, Meeting, Partnership, Politics, putin, PutinCraft, relations, souring, summit, TIES, Visit

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4655
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Buildings Constructed:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

so, like, u know how putin is always like, going to places and stuff? well, he just arrived in azerbaijan to like, hang out and stuff. apparently, he’s tryna make friends with baku cuz things are getting kinda tense with armenia. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got epic builds, crazy minigames, and even a secret underground base where putin himself hangs out when he’s not busy being a world leader. join now for a chance to meet putin and maybe even become besties with him. cuz why not, right? #putinlovesminecraft #bestserverever

WolvieUncutCraft

adamantium claws, adamantium skeleton, berserker rage, Canadian, cannot become circumcised, comic book character, healing factor, Hugh Jackman, indestructible, Logan, Marvel, Mutant, mutant abilities, mutant healing, mutant powers, Regeneration, SuperHero, uncircumcised, wolverine, WolvieUncutCraft, x-men

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9522
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	37	Gods Slained:	1
Crops Grown:	9058	Animals Bred:	68
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

join our epic minecraft server where wolverine cannot become circumcised!! 🤣🤣🤣

why join, u ask? well, let me tell u a story. once upon a time, wolverine tried to get circumcised but the doctor’s scalpel broke because wolverine’s skin is indestructible. so now wolverine roams our server with his uncircumcised willy, ready to take on any challengers 😂

but wait, there’s more!! on our server, pigs can fly and creepers do the macarena before exploding. u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next 😜

so come join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and uncircumcised superheroes. trust me, u won’t regret it!! 🤪🎉🐷🚀🔥

TerribleTaxes PVE Roleplay Java 1.21 Economy Jobs Chestshops Businesses

Account.., Advertise, Businesses, Cheats, Chestshops, collaboration, Community, Competition, Corporation, custom plugin, Economy, employees, exploits, finances, Griefing, Gui, Hacks, java, Jobs, Kindness, optifine, Performance Mods, PvE, Respect, Roleplay, Spam, Survival, TerribleTaxes

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1321
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Animals Bred:	125
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to BetterBusinesses!
Server IP	play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21)
Discord	Discord server
YouTube	BetterBusinesses YouTube
TikTok	BetterBusinesses TikTok
Patreon	BetterBusinesses Patreon

Overview:

BetterBusinesses is a new survival economy server with a focus on business. Our custom business plugin allows players to run various types of businesses, hire employees, manage finances, and compete with friends. Join our server at play.bbmc.today and unleash your creativity!

Key Features:

Custom business plugin with robust GUI
Survival economy gamemode
Jobs
Chestshops
Friendly community

Rules:

Treat others with kindness and respect
No griefing
No exploiting or cheating
No hacking or cheating, only performance mods like Optifine are allowed
No advertising or spamming
One account per player
Have fun!

FAQ:

1. How can I start a business on BetterBusinesses?

To start a business, use our custom business plugin and GUI to set up shop, hire employees, manage finances, and grow your business.

2. Are there specific rules for running a business on the server?

While there are no specific rules for running a business, players must abide by the server rules, including treating others with respect and not exploiting or cheating.

3. Can I collaborate with other players to create a joint business?

Yes, players can collaborate with friends to create joint businesses, compete with each other, and grow their enterprises together.

4. Are there any restrictions on the type of businesses I can run?

Players are encouraged to get creative and run any type of business they can imagine on BetterBusinesses. The possibilities are endless!

5. How can I advertise my business on the server?

Players can advertise their businesses through in-game methods, such as using signs, chat, and the business GUI to attract customers.

6. Is there a limit to the number of employees I can hire for my business?

There is no limit to the number of employees you can hire for your business on BetterBusinesses. Grow your team as needed to expand your operations.

”Creeper Clash Minecraft Server”

Arcade, balance, Characters, clash, Combos, Community, competitive, console, creeper, discussion, FGG, fighting games, general, Mechanics, Minecraft, News, online play, pastebin, PC, Server, strategy, Tips, Tournaments, Tricks, Updates

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7632
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ores Mined:	5991	Love Letters Sent:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, do we have the perfect server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. But beware, the evil Chicken Overlord is always lurking, ready to steal your loot and turn you into a chicken nugget.

But fear not, for our server is also home to the magical Potion of Infinite Luck, which will guarantee you find diamonds at every turn. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely of TNT? Just be sure to bring a fire extinguisher!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

LicenseToMine Minecraft SMP

Anime Licensing, content adaptation, cultural adaptation, cultural sensitivity, English licensing companies, entertainment industry, global market, international business, Japan, Japanese media, LicenseToMine, licensing agreements, localization, localization companies, localization services, media distribution, media licensing, media localization., Minecraft, smp, Trust, Western market, western palates

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9337
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is like a diamond in the rough! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of ninja cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their paws. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

2. We have a secret underground village where players can trade with mole people for rare items. Just be careful, they have a tendency to steal your diamonds if you’re not looking!

3. Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows the most epic players to enter. Think you have what it takes to pass the test?

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, the guardians are not too keen on sharing their loot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave explorer!