Hirohiko – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

MortgageCraft: Boyfriend Edition
Boyfriend, Edition, MortgageCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this one! Join us and leave behind the stress of mortgages and boyfriends who think they deserve to be on it just because they exist.
On our server, you can build your dream house without anyone demanding to be on the mortgage. You can mine for diamonds without worrying about someone else trying to claim them as their own. And best of all, you can explore a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a potato.
So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Because here, the only thing you owe anyone is a good time and maybe some virtual diamonds.

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BalticCraft Server: Escape the Russian Grid
Baltic states, BalticCraft, baltics, count down, Days, Energy Cooperation, energy diversification, energy independence, energy policy, energy security, energy sovereignty, Energy Transition, Escape, Europe, european union, Geopolitics, Grid, Infrastructure, LEAVING, political tensions, power grid, renewable energy, Russian, Russian energy grid, Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have baltics counting down the days to leaving the russian energy grid LMAO. you think that’s wild? just wait til you see our virtual world where pigs fly and cows do the macarena. we got creepers doing the cha cha slide and endermen dabbing like there’s no tomorrow.
why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers. they used it to defeat a giant zombie made out of cheese, and saved the entire server from certain doom. true story bro.
also, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats? yeah, it’s a thing. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible. even baltics leaving russian energy grids.

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DubaiCraft: Russian Shadow Fleet
#covert operations, Black Market, DUBAI, Dubai companies, DubaiCraft, Fleet, illegal activities, illicit trade, international relations, investigation, Maritime, money laundering, offshore companies, ownership, russia, Russian, Russian shadow fleet, sanctions, Shadow, shadow economy, shipping, suspicious, Vessels, YLE
Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz guess what? We got more than 50 Russian shadow fleet vessels belongin’ to Dubai companies! Like, who even knew that was a thing, amirite?
So, like, picture this: you log into the server and BAM! You’re surrounded by these epic ships, sailin’ around and causin’ chaos. You can hop on board and pretend you’re a pirate or somethin’. Arrr, matey!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that these ships are actually haunted by ghost pirates who will challenge you to duels and stuff. It’s like a real-life Pirates of the Caribbean movie, but in Minecraft form. How insane is that?
So, like, if you wanna experience the thrill of sailin’ the high seas and battle ghost pirates, you gotta join this server, dude. It’s gonna be a wild ride, fo sho!

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Eternal Void Realms 1.20.5
1.20.5, acceptance, Anons, Body, coping, dead dads, delicate, distrust, emotional pain, ETERNAL, family, Father, fragile life, Grief, healing, Loss, Memories, Miracle, mourning, Realms, relationships, vitality, Void, yearning
Join our Minecraft server for an unforgettable experience!
Are you dealing with daddy issues? Well, our server is the perfect place for you!
Just like life, our server is fragile and full of surprises.
Experience the delicate balance of building and surviving in a world where trust is a luxury.
Join now and let your distrust in reality guide you through our virtual realm.
Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

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Mineflix & Chill
Beloved, childhood favorite, Chill, classic, comfort film, comfort movie, Cozy, escapism, Familiar, Favorite, Feel-Good, go to, guilty pleasure, Mineflix, movie marathon, movie night, Nostalgia, Relaxation, repeat viewing, rewatched, stress relief, Timeless
Are you tired of rewatching the same old movies over and over again? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate comfort movie for your gaming soul! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so addictive, you’ll never want to leave – just like that one movie you can’t stop watching. So come on down and join us for a cinematic experience like no other!

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Sugary Saturated Impulse Craft
added sugar, adolescent rats, adult behavior, brain development, Cognitive control, cognitive function, Craft, Decision making, diet, dietary habits, health, high-fat diet, human development, impulse, impulsiveness, impulsivity, motor tasks, nutrition, obesity, poor self-control, researchers, saturated, saturated fats, sugary
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA BE A RAT WITH BAD DECISION MAKIN SKILLS! WE FEED U HIGH-FAT DIET SO U CAN BE IMPULSIVE AND HAVE NO SELF-CONTROL! U CAN BE LIKE A TEENAGE RAT AND MAKE DUMB CHOICES! COME JOIN US AND SEE HOW UR BRAIN DEVELOPS INTO A MUSHY MESS! #YOLO #MINECRAFTRATS #BADDECISIONS

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THE WORST SERVER IN MINECRAFT Minecraft server
1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, BUILD, Capture, Cheats, Clans, classic, Community, Creative, destroy, DISLIKEMS, donation items, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, Foreign, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friendly, game modes, Grief, Griefersky, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, minecraft server, Mini Games, Naruto, No Lags, No Registration, No Wipes, ONLINE, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, sky pvp, Smartphone, Survival, Unique Plugins, Vanilla, Weak PCs, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher, worst server
Welcome to the DISLIKEMS server!
IP: dis.likemc.top | Store: a4craft.store
Supported versions:
1.8.X – 1.21.X
Recommended version: 1.19.4
What awaits you:
Survival – survive and build your world
Griefersky – destroy and capture
Sky PVP – fight on the clouds!
Why DISLIKES?
Unique plugins created just for us
Interactive smartphone with mini-games
Warm and friendly community
No lags even on weak PCs
Huge selection of game modes
Free donation items for all players
High online – there is always someone to play with!
Our server is not just a game. This is a community where everyone will find their place. Join and become part of DISLIKEMS!
dis.likemc.top

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Mystic Isles Realm 1.20.4
1.20.4, BEJITA, dirty talk, Domination, face sitting, fart domination, fart fantasy, fart fetish, fart on my face, fart queen, fart slave, fart worship, FARTING, fetish, gas mask, Humiliation, Isles, Kinky, mystic, Realm, role-play, Smothering, submissive, taboo
Yo, bros and broettes! If you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers, then you gotta join this one! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over your face!
I mean, where else can you find a server that lets you ride llamas into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? It’s like a disco party in a cave filled with creepers and chickens wearing top hats!
And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at midnight. It’s like watching a bunch of deranged pandas fight over a slice of pizza – pure chaos and pure entertainment!
So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s make Minecraft weird again, baby!

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CountrysideCraft
Adventure, beauty, best, Countries, countryside, countryside destinations, countryside escapes, countryside views, CountrysideCraft, Exploration, landscapes, natural beauty., Nature, outdoors, Peaceful, picturesque, Rural, Scenic, Serene, Tranquil, travel
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic country-side you’ve ever seen! We’ve got rolling hills, lush forests, and even a secret unicorn sanctuary hidden deep in the woods. Join our server and experience the beauty of virtual nature like never before.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a top-secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map that leads to a stash of diamonds so big, you’ll need a wheelbarrow to carry them all.
So, if you’re looking for adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of magic, come join us on our server. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into? Join now and start your epic journey through the best country-side in Minecraft!

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MaxPressureCraft
Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, envoy, foreign relations, global security, international affairs, iran, maximum pressure, MaxPressureCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military tensions, negotiations, nuclear deal, Politics, sanctions, trump, Ukraine, united nations, united states, world leaders
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, dude. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the craziest adventures and, like, the most epic builds ever. like, one time, we had this epic battle with a giant chicken that was, like, terrorizing the land. and, like, we totally defeated it with our mad skills and teamwork.
also, like, we have this secret underground base where we keep all our treasure and, like, rare items. it’s, like, a maze down there, dude. you gotta be super smart to find your way around.
oh, and, like, did i mention we have flying pigs on this server? yeah, dude. you can ride them and, like, fly around the map. it’s totally insane.
so, like, if you wanna have the most epic time of your life, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the best thing ever.

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