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Dei Hires Minecraft SMP Lectures

bootlicking, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, debate, DEI, DEI hires, discrimination, Diversity, eager, equality, Hires, Ideology, inclusion, lectured, Lectures, Minecraft, niggers, perspective, Politics, racism, rightwingers, slavish, smp, social justice, Victim

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3773
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Alien Abductions:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	209

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our wild and wacky server where rightwingers are lining up to get lectured by dei hires! Why, you ask? Because they just can’t resist the thrill of being the victim or showing off their slavish bootlicking skills to niggers! It’s a crazy world out there, and we’re here to embrace the chaos. So come on, join us and see what outrageous adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

Accidental, Fires, Hires, KimJongCraft

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1624
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Votes:	4819
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5056
Dimension Hops:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. We got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But, like, the best part is that we accidentally hired a North Korean cyber criminal and now our server is, like, super hacked. But, like, in a good way, you know? It’s like a challenge to see if you can survive in a world where the bad guys are actually the good guys. So, like, come join us and see if you can outsmart a North Korean hacker while building the coolest castle ever. It’s gonna be, like, epic, bro.

TempissCraft Minecraft Server

destroy, en3, fag enablers, forces, fuwamoco, Girls, Hires, hololive, Minecraft, Poisoning, puts, retard, Server, Shill, Show, SITS, skips, Stars, tempdiarrhea, tempiss, TempissCraft, tempoo, Venue, VID

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6387
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Farms Harvested:	332
Runes Activated:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where we hire temps with explosive diarrhea, skip important events for random reasons, and put on shows in venues that can only fit 3,000 people!

But that’s not all – we haven’t killed off all the stars yet, and we even force our players to shill videos with stars on them. Plus, we have fag enablers who just can’t stop talking about how much they love faggots.

And don’t even get us started on our rival server, Niji shit. We don’t even know the names of those losers because we’re too busy causing chaos and mayhem in our own server. So come join us and be a part of the madness – who knows what outrageous adventures await you in our Minecraft world!

WindowPokeRageCraft

Boundaries, creepy behavior, home intrusion, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate social interaction, nap time interruption, neighborhood etiquette, passive aggressive, personal space, privacy invasion, privacy violation, social awkwardness, social norms, stranger danger, stranger interaction, unexpected encounters, unexpected visitors, unwarranted intrusion, unwelcome guests, window peeping, WindowPokeRageCraft

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6421
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of creepy middle-aged women peeping through your window while you nap on the sofa? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where strangers think it’s okay to invade your personal space.

On our server, you can build a fortress with impenetrable walls to keep out any unwanted visitors, like that nosy neighbor who just won’t take a hint. You can even create a virtual version of yourself to yell at them for being creepy – without actually having to confront them in real life!

So come join us on our server, where the only peeping toms you’ll encounter are the cute little animals wandering around in the pixelated forests. Say goodbye to real-life creepiness and hello to a world where you’re in control!

DarkTimesMC SMP

coping mechanisms, darkest period, DarkTimesMC, Gratitude, growth, healing, Hope, inner strength, mental health, mindfulness, overcoming challenges, perseverance, positive mindset, positivity, resilience, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp, strength, support system, Therapy

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9805
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Star Shards Collected:	275
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, surrounded by creepy mobs and no one to share your diamonds with? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join us and experience a world where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our server is so magical that even the Ender Dragon has been tamed and now helps players build their dream bases.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours. From a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot to a dancing chicken who moonwalks whenever someone finds a rare ore, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let Minecraft be the light at the end of your darkest tunnel. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world filled with laughter and adventure?

MineCraftMoodBoosters

coping mechanisms, distractions, Emotional support, emotional well being, Exercise, hobbies, journaling, mental health, mindfulness, MineCraftMoodBoosters, music therapy, positive affirmations, relaxation techniques, Sadness, seeking help, self reflection, self soothing, self-care, self-care routine, talking it out, Therapy

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5897
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Enchantments Applied:	122
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of crying into your pillow whenever you’re feeling down? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let all your sadness melt away as you build a virtual empire of happiness and rainbows! Our server is equipped with magical unicorns that will grant you wishes, a secret underground disco party where you can dance away your troubles, and a hot tub filled with chocolate pudding for ultimate relaxation. So say goodbye to sadness and hello to endless laughter and fun on our server!

CraftyCommies

#covert operations, arrested, BETRAYAL, China, CraftyCommies, Espionage, Espionage Ring, espionage tactics, foreign relations, intelligence, investigation, Jails, national security, political scandal, Prison, seduced by money, SPIES, Surveillance, taiwan, undercover, work

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3940
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join. we got spies and stuff, but not the boring kind. these spies were like seduced by money to work for china, can you believe it? but don’t worry, we’ll keep you safe from all that drama. come join us for some epic minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some secret spy missions along the way. trust me, you won’t regret it. join now before it’s too late!

TSA Pat Down Simulator

airport adventures, airport anecdotes, airport experiences, airport frustrations, airport humor, airport inconveniences, airport mishaps, airport screening, airport security, airport security measures, airport stories, balls of steel, embarrassing moments, Metal detector, Pat, pat down, personal space invasion, security checkpoint, SIMULATOR, travel woes, TSA, TSA scanner, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5459
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

“hey u, yeah u! want to join a minecraft server that will make u forget all about ur balls of steel? well, come on down to our server where we have the craziest adventures waiting for u!

imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start singing show tunes and leading u on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword.

but wait, there’s more! u stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas in tuxedos playing poker with creepers. they invite u to join in and before u know it, u are the reigning champion of llama poker night.

oh, and did i mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a dance-off? yeah, that’s a thing too.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, off-the-wall, totally bananas minecraft adventures of ur life! ur balls of steel will thank u later.”

MitochondriaBrainFling

brain cells, brain function, brain health, cell biology, cellular biology, cellular communication, cellular health, Dna, genetics, Mitochondria, MitochondriaBrainFling, mitochondrial DNA, Mitochondrial Evolution, Mitochondrial function, Mitochondrial Genetics, Mitochondrial Research, Mitochondrial transfer, neurology, research, Science

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1429
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Star Shards Collected:	174	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Towns Built:	4
Votes:	6533	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

hey u! do u like minecraft? well this server is the bomb diggity! u know why? because mitochondria are flinging their dna into our brain cells! like, what even is that?! but it’s happening on our server and it’s wild! join us for a crazy adventure where u never know what’s gonna happen next! build, explore, and maybe even discover the secrets of the universe! so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Fermium MC: Infinite Blocks, Limited Brain Cells! Come survive with us in style!

Bedwars, blocks, Brain, cells, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Fermium, Hardcore, Infinite, LIMITED, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Style, SURVIVE, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5421
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3642	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Votes:	4383

Fermium MC Survival Server Overview
Server Name	Fermium MC Survival
Server IP	play.fermium-mc.fun
Community Size	Around 10 players

Server Features
– Chest sorting with ChestSort mod
– Filtered hoppers for sorting systems
– Tool Leveling system for enhanced tools
– Upgradable spawners and hoppers
– 20 new ore tiers, custom armor, and tools

Frequently Asked Questions

How can I join the Fermium MC Survival server?

To join, simply use the server IP: play.fermium-mc.fun

What mods are available on the server?

The server features ChestSort for chest sorting, Filtered hoppers for sorting systems, and a Tool Leveling system for enhanced tools.

How do I upgrade my spawners and hoppers?

You can upgrade your spawners and hoppers on the server using in-game currency or resources.

Can I use custom armor and tools on the server?

Yes, the server offers 20 new ore tiers, custom armor, and tools based on Terraria ores.

DurararaCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Anri Sonohara, Celty Sturluson, Dollars gang, dullahan, Durarara!, DurararaCraft, headless woman, ikebukuro, Izaya Orihara, Japanese light novel series, Masaomi Kida, Mikado Ryuugamine, Minecraft, Mystery, Ryohgo Narita, Selty’s head, Server, Shinra Kishitani, Shizuo Heiwajima, Supernatural, urban fantasy, Urban Legends

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2046
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can find a headless woman wandering around the spawn area! Join us for the chance to witness this rare and mysterious sight, and maybe even help her find her missing head (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow diamond blocks instead of leaves. Imagine the riches you could gather just by taking a stroll through the woods! Just watch out for the enchanted skeletons who guard the treasure with their life (literally, they respawn every time you defeat them).

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take a trip to the Nether? Rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the only way to survive is by building a house out of enchanted golden carrots. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild adventure!

So come join us on our server for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world!

/MineSMP/ – Minecraft SMP Madness

Adventure 25th Color Evolution, Bandai Card Games Fest, CS Mod Details, Digimon, digimon adventure 02, Digimon comic award, Digimon Dreamers, digimon survive, EN Reference Book, Gomamon, Habu Kazumasa, Ichiban Kuji lottery, Liberator, LM-04, Look Up Piyomon, Lost Evolution, madness, Minecraft, MineSMP, smp, Terriermon

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	276
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312	Star Shards Collected:	262
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have Digimon-themed builds and adventures that will blow your mind!

Imagine building your own Digimon village with your friends, battling against evil Digimon bosses, and even taming your own digital monsters to fight by your side. And guess what? Our server is so advanced, we even have a Digimon card game mini-game that you can play with other players!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate Digimon master! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, you might even run into Terriermon himself roaming around the server. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some Digimon madness!

RoommateRaunch Minecraft Server

aita, Alone Time, ANNOYING, asparagus, CONSTANT, ecstasy, eggplants, fed up, funny, genitalia, grocery shopping, humor, ignore, Leave, Minecraft, mushrooms, relationship, rhyme, roommate, RoommateRaunch, Server, sexual jokes, VEGETABLES, Yelling

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3058
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Mines Excavated:	3175
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	487	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of boring grocery shopping trips turning into a vegetable-themed stand-up comedy show? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with asparagus antics, mushroom madness, and eggplant escapades! Our community is full of players who love to turn everyday tasks into hilarious adventures. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a rhyme battle over the best way to cook a carrot! So come on down and join us for a veggie-filled extravaganza like no other. Just remember, leave the ecstasy jokes at home – we’re all about family-friendly fun here!