Hires – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Dei Hires Minecraft SMP Lectures

bootlicking, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, debate, DEI, DEI hires, discrimination, Diversity, eager, equality, Hires, Ideology, inclusion, lectured, Lectures, Minecraft, niggers, perspective, Politics, racism, rightwingers, slavish, smp, social justice, Victim

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our wild and wacky server where rightwingers are lining up to get lectured by dei hires! Why, you ask? Because they just can’t resist the thrill of being the victim or showing off their slavish bootlicking skills to niggers! It’s a crazy world out there, and we’re here to embrace the chaos. So come on, join us and see what outrageous adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

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KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

Accidental, Fires, Hires, KimJongCraft

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. We got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But, like, the best part is that we accidentally hired a North Korean cyber criminal and now our server is, like, super hacked. But, like, in a good way, you know? It’s like a challenge to see if you can survive in a world where the bad guys are actually the good guys. So, like, come join us and see if you can outsmart a North Korean hacker while building the coolest castle ever. It’s gonna be, like, epic, bro.

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TempissCraft Minecraft Server

destroy, en3, fag enablers, forces, fuwamoco, Girls, Hires, hololive, Minecraft, Poisoning, puts, retard, Server, Shill, Show, SITS, skips, Stars, tempdiarrhea, tempiss, TempissCraft, tempoo, Venue, VID

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where we hire temps with explosive diarrhea, skip important events for random reasons, and put on shows in venues that can only fit 3,000 people!

But that’s not all – we haven’t killed off all the stars yet, and we even force our players to shill videos with stars on them. Plus, we have fag enablers who just can’t stop talking about how much they love faggots.

And don’t even get us started on our rival server, Niji shit. We don’t even know the names of those losers because we’re too busy causing chaos and mayhem in our own server. So come join us and be a part of the madness – who knows what outrageous adventures await you in our Minecraft world!

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Methane Madness Server

madness, methane, Server

so like, u know how humans r like, doin stuff all the time? well, turns out we r like, makin a lot of methane gas. and like, this server is all about like, harnessing that power and using it to like, power our crazy cool redstone contraptions. like, u can build a giant fart-powered roller coaster or a methane-powered disco dance floor. it’s like, totally insane, dude. u gotta join this server and be part of the methane revolution. plus, we have like, a secret underground base where we breed mutant cows that fart rainbows. it’s like, the coolest thing ever. so come join us and let’s make some methane magic together!

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What is the IP for Yumi Minecraft Server?

CEO, dale and dawson, dale and dawson gameplay, dale and dawson stationery supplies, FIRED, Funny Moments, gameplay, Gaming, hilarious, Manager, memes, Minecraft, new, office, rp, Server, Slacker, smii7y, SPECIALIST, the office, WILDCAT, yumi

Yumi is a talented musician and songwriter known for her ethereal vocals and emotive lyrics. She began her music career at a young age, honing her skills and developing a unique sound that blends elements of folk, indie, and electronic music. With a growing discography and a dedicated fan base, Yumi continues to captivate audiences with her haunting melodies and introspective songwriting.

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What are Minecraft servers like MineJordyn ?

19132, Bank, bedrock, Clans, Cosmetics, Crates, Cross-Play, custom enchantments, custom fish, Custom Map, custom OP, Dungeons, Earth, Economy, Exploration, Friends, Harbour, integrated, Levels, MCMMO, New Crafts, Pets, PvE, PvP, rank system, Survival, unique items, Vehicles

Some similar Minecraft servers to MineJordyn include:

1. Mineplex – Known for its variety of mini-games and large player base, Mineplex offers a similar immersive experience with unique gameplay elements. 2. Hypixel – One of the largest Minecraft servers, Hypixel features a wide range of game modes, custom features, and a large community of players. 3. The Hive – Another popular Minecraft server, The Hive offers diverse game modes, custom features, and a friendly community for players to enjoy. 4. CubeCraft – CubeCraft is known for its unique mini-games, custom features, and a competitive player base, making it a great option for players looking for a similar experience to MineJordyn . 5. DiversityMC – This server offers a mix of survival, creative, and mini-game modes, with custom features and a friendly community to explore with.

Whether you’re looking for custom game modes, unique features, or a friendly community to play with, these servers offer a similar experience to MineJordyn . Explore them today and find your new favorite Minecraft server!

play.minejordyn.org

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Sketch Vanilla

competitive, Economy, Fun, in game, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Server, Sketch Vanilla, Survival, Vanilla

Our server is PvP dominant. its a very competitive economy based server. our focus is to make the serever as fun as possible while still keeping the vanilla aspect of minecraft. See you in-game!

skechvanilla.net

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Criminal K-On Minecraft Server

animated series, Anime, Character development, criminal, cute, Decline, Entertainment, fan favorite, friendship, girl bands, Impact, Japanese culture, K-On, KON, long tail, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, Popular, Relevance, school life, Server, slice of life

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s almost criminal! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun that will make you forget all about the decline of K-On.

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant minecarts), and even a pet creeper that tells hilarious jokes. And that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, always up for a game of hide and seek.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community around? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity – in the best way possible!

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The Crypto Craze Minecraft SMP

Blockchain, CRAZE, Crypto, cryptocurrency, cybersecurity, digital assets, Digital Currency, fbi, financial crime, financial fraud, Financial Planning, Financial Security, financial technology, future of finance, HACKING, identity theft, Investment, Minecraft, personal finance, scam, smp, Technology, wealth management

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency is diamonds and the only law is chaos! Imagine waking up one day to find all your precious diamonds and emeralds missing, with no one to turn to for help. That’s the reality of our server, where even the FBI can’t save you from the diamond-stealing bandits lurking around every corner.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our SMP and embark on a quest to reclaim your stolen riches, facing off against mobs, rival players, and maybe even a dragon or two along the way. With no rules and no limits, the only way to survive is to adapt, improvise, and most importantly, hoard as many diamonds as you can.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience the thrill of losing everything and fighting tooth and nail to get it back, all while laughing maniacally at the sheer absurdity of it all? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in a world where chaos reigns supreme!

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MommyIssuesCraft

abusive behavior, communication problems, Emotional Abuse, emotional intelligence, emotional manipulation, emotional trauma, family dynamics, Gaslighting, Manipulation, mental health, MommyIssuesCraft, partner behavior, personal boundaries, personal growth, relationship issues, Relationship Red Flags, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, setting boundaries, toxic relationships, unhealthy dynamics

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like this guy’s relationship with his girlfriend. Join us for a wild ride of passive-aggressive comments, constant criticism, and the occasional shut down when things get too real.

But wait, there’s more! Just like this guy’s girlfriend, our server is always busy with school (even though it’s unemployed) and will never let you have a say in what activities we do. And if you dare to speak up about how you’re feeling, get ready for some major guilt-tripping and emotional manipulation.

And if that’s not enough, we have a special feature where you can witness firsthand the transformation of your girlfriend into her mother! Watch as she critiques your every move, makes fun of your appearance, and completely dismisses any feedback about her behavior. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, join us now! Just remember, you might want to think twice before getting engaged…just saying.

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BattlePickin’ SMP

BattlePickin, communication skills, compromise, Conflict Resolution, emotional intelligence, healthy relationships, relationship advice, relationship advice for couples, relationship boundaries, relationship challenges, relationship communication, relationship conflict, Relationship Counseling, relationship decision-making, relationship dynamics, relationship growth, relationship issues, relationship problems, relationship struggles, relationship tips, SELF AWARENESS, smp

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, only to have your diamonds stolen by a sneaky creeper? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to find love in the most unexpected places.

Our server is like a dating show, but with more explosions and less drama (well, maybe a little drama). You never know who you might meet in the virtual world of Minecraft – maybe your soulmate is just a /tp away!

So why join our SMP? Because where else can you fight off a horde of zombies while trying to impress your crush with your redstone skills? Or build a giant statue of yourself to show off your ego to the whole server?

Don’t miss out on the chance to find love, friendship, and endless fun on our Minecraft SMP. Join us today and let the chaos begin!

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CraftyChallenges

CraftyChallenges, easy jobs

Are you tired of the mundane grind of everyday life? Looking for a new challenge that will test your skills and push you to your limits? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of taking on jobs that seem easy but are actually insanely difficult in real life. Want to try your hand at being a chef? Prepare to dodge flaming food and angry customers as you try to cook up a storm in our virtual kitchen. Or how about being a construction worker? Good luck navigating our treacherous terrain filled with exploding creepers and collapsing buildings.

But that’s not all! Our server also offers the chance to become a professional cat herder, a unicorn wrangler, or even a professional banana peeler. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed.

So why wait? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the most ridiculous jobs in Minecraft history!

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BelarusCraft: Lukashenko’s Regime in Peril – Minecraft Server

aggression, Belarus, BelarusCraft, border, Conflict, Defense, Dictatorship, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Lukashenko, Lukashenkos, Military, Minecraft, Peril, Political unrest, Régime, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, threat, Ukrainian troops

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE UKRAINIAN TROOPS DEEP INSIDE RUSSIA AND BELARUS DICTATOR LUKASHENKO FREAKING OUT ABOUT HIS REGIME!

WE GOT CRAZY PVP BATTLES WHERE YOU CAN FIGHT LIKE A UKRAINIAN TROOP OR A BELARUS DICTATOR, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT!

BUILD YOUR OWN DICTATORSHIP OR JOIN FORCES WITH THE UKRAINIAN TROOPS TO TAKE DOWN LUKASHENKO!

THIS SERVER IS SO WILD, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE SCARED TO SPAWN HERE! JOIN NOW FOR AN EPIC MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE LIKE NO OTHER!

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