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SMP SlimeyPatGoneAgain – Minecraft SMP

ANNOYED, bullshit, Cole, Drama, Entertainment, fake promises, frustrated audience, full time player, good riddance, LEAVING, Minecraft, nobody cares., PROMISING.., Raw, slimey pat, SlimeyPatGoneAgain, smp, Storyline, unreliable player, Watching, wrestling, wrestling fans, wwe

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7489
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4193	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Star Shards Collected:	147
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon! Join us as we witness Slimey Pat’s dramatic exits and Cole’s epic eye rolls. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding. So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and maybe even start watching raw again!

Dad’s Loot Mine

Brazilian law, Dads, ENTITLEMENT, estranged father, family conflict, family drama, family relationships, father’s apartment, father’s assets, father’s death, father’s estate, father’s inheritance, father’s legacy, father’s property, father’s relatives, father’s side of the family, father’s will, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, legal rights, Loot

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3203
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Secret Passages Found:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Star Shards Collected:	280	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the thrill of claiming your rightful inheritance! Just like the player in this story who inherited a big apartment by the beach, you too can become the ultimate ruler of your own virtual kingdom.

Forget about building from scratch, why not inherit a pre-built mansion and make it your own? And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover long-lost family members who will try to sabotage your success – just like the aunt in this story who tried to stir up drama.

Join now and embark on a journey filled with drama, intrigue, and the ultimate quest for power! Who needs child support when you can have a Minecraft empire instead? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to claim what’s rightfully yours – join our server today!

LukoilLolsCraft

Brussels, budapest, crude, Diplomacy, eastern europe, economic pressure, ENERGY MARKET, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Hungary, international relations, kyiv, Lukoil, LukoilLolsCraft, Moscow, OIL INDUSTRY, Politics, sanctions, sanctions dispute, Slovakia

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7973
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Emeralds Found:	7650	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got more drama den Kyiv and Budapest combined! Our server be like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers!

We got Lukoil trying to sell cheap crude to Budapest, but they be like “nah fam, we ain’t divesting from Moscow!” And then Slovakia be like “yo Brussels, help us out here!” But Brussels be too busy building their own epic castle in Minecraft.

Join our server for all the juicy gossip and drama, plus you can build your own crazy creations and battle creepers like a boss. Trust me, you won’t find a server more lit than this one!

KrakenCraft: Unleash the Fun!

catchphrase, clash of the titans, cultural impact, famous movie lines, famous quotes, Fun, greek mythology, household phrase, iconic lines, iconic phrases, Internet meme, KrakenCraft, long tail tags, memorable quotes, movie quote, movie references, pop culture, pop culture references, Release The Kraken, trending phrase, Unleash, viral sensation

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5582
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Divine Spears Created:	23	Mythical Quests Completed:	41

HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA ABOUT THIS EPIC SERVER THAT’S SO AWESOME, EVEN HEROBRINE WANTS TO JOIN!

SO, THIS SERVER IS SO WILD, IT MAKES THE NETHER LOOK LIKE A PICNIC IN THE OVERWORLD. WE’VE GOT MORE DIAMONDS THAN A RICH MINECRAFT PLAYER’S CHEST, AND OUR BUILDERS ARE SO TALENTED, THEY COULD TURN A DIRT BLOCK INTO A PALACE FIT FOR A BLOCKY KING!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT MINI-GAMES THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH, CRY, AND SCREAM “RELEASE THE KRAKEN” IN SHEER EXCITEMENT! OUR PVP ARENAS ARE SO INTENSE, EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON WOULD THINK TWICE BEFORE ENTERING!

SO, WHY JOIN THIS SERVER, YOU ASK? WELL, BECAUSE WE’VE GOT MORE FUN THAN A VILLAGER DANCING AROUND A MAYPOLE, AND MORE MEMES THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION! COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S BUILD SOME BLOCKY MADNESS TOGETHER! #BLOCKS4LIFE

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

anyátok, BlockyBanter, kurva, long tail tag, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	183
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t have enough excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “kurva anyátok” gang, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to prank, troll, and generally cause chaos for everyone else. Don’t worry though, they’re all bark and no bite…mostly.

So if you’re ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright absurd. See you there, if you dare!

Virginity Expiry Date – Minecraft SMP

adolescence, Coming of Age, date, expiry, first time, growing up, losing virginity, Maturity, Minecraft, puberty, sexual awakening, sexual development, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, sexual maturity, smp, teenage experiences, teenage growth, teenage milestones, teenage sexuality, teenage years, VIRGINITY, virginity loss, young adulthood

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4377
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Crops Grown:	3502
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of being the only virgin in your friend group? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a 100% success rate of players losing their virginity within the first week of joining! That’s right, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon can’t resist sliding into your DMs.

Join now and say goodbye to your V-card, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll be crafting more than just diamond swords. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to level up in more ways than one!

CountryHopper Minecraft SMP

CountryHopper, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6843
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Villages Defended:	16

Are you tired of living in a boring old country with no pizazz? Well, have we got the place for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a land where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that).

Our server is so amazing that even if you were forced to move out of your country, you would choose to live here instead. Why, you ask? Because we have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet dragon that breathes fire on command.

But that’s not all! We also have a community of players who are as crazy as you are, hosting weekly dance parties in the Nether and building giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks. So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and never look back at your boring old country again!

BlockyBountyHunter

abhorrent jobs, BlockyBountyHunter, dirty jobs, disgusting careers, distasteful professions, filthy work, foul tasks, grim professions, grimy occupations, gross occupations, nasty profession, nauseating jobs, noxious careers, offensive occupations, putrid tasks, repulsive careers, revolting jobs, unclean work, unpleasant tasks, unsanitary work, vile professions

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Crops Grown:	2652	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Join our Minecraft server and become a professional poop scooper! That’s right, we have a whole town dedicated to cleaning up virtual animal waste. But don’t worry, it’s not all stinky work – we have poop-themed mini-games and competitions to keep things interesting. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest diamonds can be found hidden in the piles of poop…if you’re brave enough to dig through it! So come join us and embrace the stink on our one-of-a-kind server.

EcoCrafters: Paying the Price for Pollution

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon pricing, climate change, curb heat-trapping gases, EcoCrafters, emissions reduction, Environment, environmental impact, global warming, mitigation efforts, Nations, Paying, policies, polluting, Pollution, price, Pump, regulations, renewable energy, researchers, success

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8410
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Villages Defended:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Dragons Tamed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight climate change by building giant wind turbines and solar panels to power our virtual world! we have tried 1,500 ways to save the planet and let me tell ya, not many have worked. but hey, at least we’re trying, right? you can be a hero and save the environment while playing minecraft, how cool is that? plus, if you pollute too much in the game, you have to pay a price… like having to walk everywhere because we take away your virtual car. join us now and be a climate warrior in the world of blocks and pixels!

IndieCraft Server – BigIndieGlob

BigIndieGlob, Chuuba birthday calendar, corpo vtubers, ducks, indie vtubers, IndieCraft, koikatsu cards, large indies, non-english vtubers, OC material, Server, Swarm, tiermaker, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, twitch streamers, upcoming birthdays, virtual youtubers, vod archival guide, Vtubers, vtubers discussion, youtube equivalent

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3866
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Secret Passages Found:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
New Chunks Explored:	53862	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s not run by demons? Look no further! Join our server for indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more! Why join, you ask? Well, because large indie vtubers need love too, and they’re outnumbered by 2viewers by the thousands! This server is for the VIPs, regardless of what language they stream in.

Want to shill your 499view oshi? Go ahead, as long as you’re a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers. And hey, we’ve got a Twitch Clips Guide, VOD Archival Guide, and even a Wheel of Names for some crazy fun!

But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Don’t worry, as long as they don’t own talent IPs and have at most one member with over 1000 CCV, they’re welcome here! Check out our /lig/ Numbers, VOD Archive, and even our Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP) for all the upcoming celebrations.

And if you’re into some SEEEEEEEEEX, we’ve got Koikatsu cards for you to enjoy! So come join the madness and build your own OC material for the OP. Ducks are welcome too! Don’t forget to check out our other useful threads like /vt//wvt/, /vt//corpo/, and more.

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