Hired MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ForeignMercsAtOlympics-MinecraftSMP

Nationalities, TEAM, PROFESSIONAL, Participation, International

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with foreign mercenaries competing for the ultimate prize of diamond blocks! That’s right, we’ve got an international roster of players bringing their unique skills and strategies to the game.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players from all corners of the world, each with their own crazy stories and tactics. Who knows, you might even find yourself forming alliances with a team of mercenaries from a far-off land, all in the name of winning that sweet, sweet loot.

So why wait? Join our wild and wacky SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky mercenaries, they’ll do anything to claim victory!

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CashCraft: Fired & Hired!

grocery store, cash payment, CashCraft, Cash, cash usage

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where even the cashiers are getting fired for not being able to handle simple math!

Join us for a wild ride where giving the wrong change could lead to unexpected consequences. Who knows, you might even end up getting someone fired just by trying to pay for your groceries!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of uncertainty and guilt while playing on our server. And remember, always double-check your change, you never know what could happen!

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Pixelated LOLs: ‘Screen Cap This’ Minecraft Server

White boys, $450 per hour, work, CAP, Screen

Are you tired of being stuck in the rat race of the Western world? Do you dream of a life where you can make top bucks while living in exotic locales? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a hilarious journey where white boys flee Europe and North Korea to become laborers in undeveloped nations. But fear not, you won’t be slaving away for pennies like those useless pajeets. Oh no, you’ll be raking in $450 per hour! That’s right, you’ll be living the high life while learning new languages like Arabic and exploring Africa or the Middle East.

So pack your bags, leave the West behind, and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and riches beyond your wildest dreams. Who knew Minecraft could be so outrageous?

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Pet ChatCraft

pet relationships, ChatCraft, pet behavior, Animals, pet language

Imagine a world where your pet not only talks, but also plays Minecraft with you on our server! Yes, that’s right, your furry friend can now join you in building epic structures and battling mobs.

Just picture it – your cat giving you building tips, your dog leading you to hidden treasure, and your goldfish…well, maybe your goldfish can just provide moral support.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of pixelated combat. Join forces with them to take down the evil Ender Dragon and save the Minecraft world from certain doom.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the conversations with your pet begin! Who knows, they might just have some epic quests of their own to send you on.

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CraftyUkrainians

prisoners of war, Investigating, russia, Conflict, PoWs

lol dis server is so lit u gotta join cuz we got POWs shooting each other like some crazy minecraft minigame. ukraine be investigating but we just here having a blast. come join us for some wacky fun and see if u can survive the chaos. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz why not? come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

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Woof Talkers United

pet psychology, Talkers, dog vocalizations, human-dog communication, pet language

come join our server for the most epic doggy adventures ever! we talk in cute dog voices that will make you go uwu all day long. we bark, growl, and woof at lightning speed, just like real puppers. our speech rate is so fast, you’ll be amazed at how much doggy talk we can fit into one sentence.

if you want to experience the ultimate doggy immersion, this is the server for you. we’ve even trained our players to think like dogs, so you’ll truly feel like a part of the pack.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and unleash your inner doggo! woof woof!

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Crafty Pixels – Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, 86548261, previous, Crafty

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to prank unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gameplay!

Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Yep, you read that right! So get ready to become the richest player on the server just by hanging out with our bling-bling chickens.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret underground dungeon where you’ll face off against a giant zombie boss who’s obsessed with disco dancing? It’s a battle like no other, but if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that will make all your enemies break out into dance!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

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Pay Off the Creeper Minecraft SMP

Pay, smp, ass, Prison, reoccurring

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us if you want to experience wild accusations, secret alliances, and backstabbing like you’ve never seen before.

Our server is the only place where paying off your accusers is a legitimate survival strategy. Forget about building houses or farming, here you’ll need to focus on keeping your legacy intact and avoiding prison at all costs.

So come join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of excitement? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

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BlockyHeirloom

family inheritance, family ownership, BlockyHeirloom, family drama, family bond

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family feud over a century-old house? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to outbid your own family members and claim your rightful place as the owner of the virtual house of your dreams. Will you be the one to swoop in and snatch victory from your loved ones’ grasp? Only time will tell on this wild ride of betrayal and backstabbing. So come on, join us and show your family who’s boss in the ultimate battle for property supremacy!

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CrashCraft SMP – Fly with us!

travel, Marketing, Safety Measures, airline name, Aviation

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll be banished to the Nether! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like flying with Crash Airlines!

Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato? We support your artistic vision! And don’t even get us started on the legendary pranks that go down in our world – let’s just say that TNT is a popular choice for surprise gifts.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The legend of the Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that somewhere in our world, a chicken made entirely of diamonds roams free, granting wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive fowl and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

So come on, hop on board Crash Airlines and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to buckle up – it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

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