Hipsters MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CrackCraft: Not Just for Hipsters!

Women’s Health, Hip Fracture Risk, women’s health issues, Vitamin D Deficiency, Fracture Prevention in Women

join dis cray cray minecraft server and get dat vitamin D fix u been needin! u know what dey say, a creeper a day keeps da doctor away! build urself a fortress made of calcium blocks and never worry bout fractures again!

we got da wildest adventures waitin for u, from fightin off skeleton armies to rescuin villagers from zombie attacks. u can even ride a pig into battle if u feelin extra bold.

but beware, dis server ain’t for da faint of heart. only da bravest survive in our world of blocky madness. so grab ur pickaxe and join us for some vitamin D-fueled fun!

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MonkeyCraft: Where Monkeys Rule and Players Drool

buck broken, ruined action series, random shit, rule, Broo Duragon

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures that will make Journey to the West look like a walk in the park. Our fights are so intense, they revolve around screaming and explosions – who needs strategy when you have chaos, am I right?

Our server admin has a total of four different faces he can draw, and he cycles through them like a pro. Plus, he’s tried to start new series like (-ACKman, Broo Duragon, Sneed Land) but they failed miserably – talk about dedication!

And don’t even get me started on our Toriko rip-offs for DBS. We’re so buck broken that we just hope no one notices (spoiler alert: they do). But hey, at least we have some third worlder shitposts to keep things interesting.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, join us now! Who needs Toriyama when you have us? Sorry not sorry, zoomer faggots – this server is where the real fun is at.

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CraftyIndie – Where Creepers and Hipsters Unite!

Jrpg, 4X, CREEPERS, Lobotomy Corp, machinarium

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things indie games! If you’re tired of the mainstream and craving something different, then this is the place for you. We’ve got everything from Age of Decadence to A Hat in Time, and even some obscure gems like DashBored and Loop Hero.

Join us and become part of a community that celebrates the weird and wonderful world of indie games. Whether you’re into JRPGs, idle games, or roguelites, we’ve got something for everyone. And hey, if you’re a fan of games that don’t quite fit in anywhere else, like Atelier or Rayman, then you’ll feel right at home here.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you chat about games that are so underground, they practically live in a basement? Plus, we’ve got a booru filled with fan art, a Steam group for even more indie game goodness, and recommendations to help you discover your next favorite game.

Don’t be stuck in the mainstream, come join us and let your indie game flag fly high! Who knows, you might just uncover a hidden gem that will become your new obsession. See you in the pixelated world of indie games!

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LolCraft: ‘r9k Rotter Bingo’ – trendy Minecraft server for hipsters and gamers alike! Join the madness now!

madness, Posting, Rotter, Random, discussion

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is secretly a vegan! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with exploding sheep, talking villagers, and a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon!

Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come relax in our virtual spa, where you can soak in a hot tub filled with lava and get a massage from a zombie villager. Trust us, it’s to die for!

But that’s not all – rumor has it there’s a secret portal hidden in the depths of the Nether that leads to a magical land where all the blocks are made of chocolate! Indulge your sweet tooth while battling zombie pigmen and dodging flaming marshmallows.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive TNT traps). Don’t miss out on the most ridiculous realm in all of Minecraft!

Score: 9/10 – Great humor and creativity!

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GazaCraft: No Need to Lecture!

GazaCraft, human rights violations, Lecture, Malaysia, gaza conflict

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we build giant sand castles in Gaza! Malaysian PM Anwar said it’s da bomb, so you know it’s legit! We don’t need no lectures on democracy or human rights, we just wanna have fun and blow stuff up! Join now and let’s show the West how we do it in da Islamic world! #GazaGang #SandCastleSquad #AnwarApproved

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Nrf2Craft: Parkinson’s Prevention

anti inflammatory, neurological disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, Oxidative Stress, Ecklonia cava

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is like no other, because it’s infused with Ecklonia cava Polyphenols that have a magical effect on your Minecraft experience.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth, when suddenly you come across a rare ore that glows with the power of the Nrf2-ARE pathway. Your character starts glowing with energy, and you feel unstoppable as you conquer the world around you.

But that’s not all! The Ecklonia cava Polyphenols also have a preventive effect on Parkinson’s Disease in the game. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about your character getting sick and slowing down. You’ll be zooming around the map like a speed demon, taking down enemies left and right.

So why wait? Join this server now and experience the power of Ecklonia cava Polyphenols for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

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CraftyIdols Minecraft Server

idolmaster translations, idolmaster fanart, idolmaster-thread, idolmaster fanworks, idolmaster

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with idol madness and crazy adventures.

Imagine mining for diamonds while listening to virtual idols sing their hearts out. Build a shrine dedicated to your favorite idol and watch as it brings you good luck in your mining endeavors.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground idol concert where creepers dance to the beat and zombies sing backup vocals.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most idol-filled Minecraft server out there. Join now and let the idol madness begin!

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NotionGoneWild Minecraft SMP

Technology, popular app, project management, NotionGoneWild, note-taking app

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and a community that’s more dysfunctional than a family reunion at the zoo. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once turned into a llama after drinking a suspicious potion. So come on, join us and see what kind of chaos you can stir up in this wild world of blocky madness!

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ScarCraftGF

ScarCraftGF, privacy, relationship boundaries, Communication, Intimacy

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and craziness! Just like this guy’s GF obsessing over his scars, we’ll obsess over making you laugh until you cry. With over 30 hilarious jokes and puns waiting for you, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret joining the madness. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

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TeenageCraft: Wild & Wacky!

Wild, thrill-seeking, teenage escapades, TeenageCraft, mischievous behavior

Oh boy, let me tell you about this crazy Minecraft server I joined as a teenager! It was like a virtual playground of chaos and shenanigans. I once built a giant statue of a llama riding a pig into battle, just because I could. And don’t even get me started on the time I convinced everyone to have a dance party in the Nether realm – it was lit, literally!

But the best part was the secret underground roller coaster that led to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. I felt like a Minecraft pirate on a quest for riches, except with way more explosions and lava pits.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your teenage years, then you’ve gotta join this one. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and memories you’ll make – just be prepared for the unexpected!

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