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SafariSlaughter Minecraft Server

animal culling, Animals, conservation, elephants, Endangered species, ethical hunting, hippos, hunting, meat distribution, Minecraft, Namibia, Namibian wildlife, SafariSlaughter, Server, sustainable hunting, wildlife, wildlife conservation, wildlife habitat management, wildlife management, wildlife population control, wildlife preservation, wildlife protection, wildlife sustainability

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8250
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Crops Grown:	9679
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got elephants and hippos runnin’ wild all over the place! forget about buildin’ houses and minin’ for diamonds, here u gotta dodge stampedin’ elephants and hippos chargin’ at u while u try to survive!

we got this one player who tried to ride an elephant but ended up gettin’ launched into the sky like a rocket ship! and another player who tried to tame a hippo but it ended up eatin’ their whole house!

come join the madness and see if u can survive the wild animals of this server! plus, if u manage to kill one of these beasts, u get to distribute the meat to all the other players as a reward! who needs diamonds when u can have elephant steaks for dinner, amirite?

so what u waitin’ for? come join the fun and see if u can make it out alive on this wild minecraft server!

LionBroSwimQuest

African river, channel, Competition, crocodiles, documented, Duo, Females, fierce, Find, hippos, Journey, lion brothers, LionBroSwimQuest, lionesses, mounted, park, predator-infested, record-breaking swim, risky journey, study

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9588
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Love Letters Sent:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

come join our minecraft server where you can be as brave as those lion brothers crossing a river full of hippos and crocodiles. we have lionesses waiting for you on the other side, ready to be wooed by your minecraft skills. the competition is fierce but you can show them who’s boss in our epic virtual savannah. swim across rivers, dodge predators, and find love in the most unexpected places. join now and embark on a journey like no other, just like those daring lion brothers.

HippoFlyCraft

airborne animals, animal airborne movement, animal anatomy, Animal Behavior, animal behavior analysis, animal biomechanics, animal flying behavior, animal locomotion, animal motion analysis, animal movement, animal physiology, animal research, animal study, flying hippos, HippoFlyCraft, hippos, hippos airborne study, hippos flying discovery, hippos in motion, UK research

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8506
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Enchantments Applied:	157	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4512
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

OMG u guys, have u heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where HIPPOS CAN FLY?!?!? 😂😂😂 UK research has discovered that these chunky bois can actually get airborne, like wut even?!? 🦛🚀 And get this, they do it up to 15% of the time when they’re runnin’ at full speed, like they’re some kind of majestic flying pigs or somethin’! 🐷✈️

If u wanna witness this mind-blowing phenomenon for urself, u gotta join this server ASAP! Not only can u see flying hippos, but u can also ride on their backs and soar through the sky like a true hippo pilot. 🤣👨‍✈️ And who knows, maybe u’ll even discover a secret hippo society living in the clouds, plotting their world domination or something equally absurd. 🌥️🦛

So come on, join the server and experience the wonder of flying hippos for yourself! It’s gonna be a wild ride, literally! 🤪🎢 #FlyingHipposFTW #HippoPilotsUnite

WeddingSkipperCraft

aita, Breakfast, care less, Conflict, DAUGHTER, Ditched, EXCLUDED, family, Festivities, Friends, functions, History, invited, partner, Plans, pre wedding, skipped, skipping, Wedding, WeddingSkipperCraft

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8616
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Farms Harvested:	504
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5388
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

So, you’re looking for a new Minecraft server to join, huh? Well, let me tell you about this wild server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper!”

Picture this: You’re at a wedding, but you’re not invited because your partner’s friends are more important than you. What do you do? Skip the wedding, of course! And that’s exactly what happened on this server – except it’s not a wedding, it’s a battle for survival in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Join our server and you’ll never feel left out again, because here, everyone is included in the fun – even if you’re the black sheep of the family. Plus, who needs a wedding when you can build your own virtual paradise with blocks and mobs?

So, if you’re tired of being excluded in real life, come join our server where everyone is welcome – except for those pesky creepers, of course. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Putin’s Mongolian Minecraft Server

arrest, controversial figure, Diplomacy, diplomatic immunity, foreign relations, Government, Headline News, international news, law enforcement, leader arrival, Minecraft, mongolia, Mongolian, News Update, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, Server, summit meeting, travel, Visit, world leader

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2597
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	123
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mines Excavated:	3411
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

haha, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well get this, putin is comin to mongolia but guess what? no arrest for him cuz he too busy playin on our server! yea, he buildin a giant statue of himself outta diamonds and gold, it’s so epic! u gotta join to see it for urself! plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows, it’s wild! so come join the fun and let’s make some crazy memories together!

SyriaCraft: ISIS Boss Down!

Boss, capture operation, captures, CounterTerrorism, extremist group, foreign policy, global threat, intelligence, Isis, ISLAMIC STATE, leader, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, national security, Syria, Syria conflict, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, terrorist leader, US, us military, War on Terror

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2091
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Crops Grown:	9540	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Yo, you ever wanted to be a part of a Minecraft server so lit that even the US government is getting involved? Well, guess what, we just captured the ISIS leader in Syria on our server! Join us for some epic gameplay and maybe even help take down some virtual terrorists while you’re at it. Who needs real-life drama when you can have this level of excitement in Minecraft? Come join us and be a part of the action!

What is the IP for Failboat Minecraft Server?

Failboat, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9337
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Enchantments Applied:	230
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Meteorites Collected:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magic Items Found:	4733	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Failboat, also known as Lawrence, is a popular YouTuber and content creator known for his gaming and comedy videos. With a love for all things nerdy and a knack for entertaining his audience with his unique brand of humor, Failboat has garnered a loyal following on platforms like YouTube and Twitch. His quirky personality and infectious energy have made him a beloved figure in the online gaming community.

ENDSMP

2024.., Adventure, BUILD, Community, Creative, endsmp, EXCITEMENT, Explore, Fun, Gaming, Join, July 20th, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Players, Release, Server, Survival, Upcoming

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6673
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

Right now we are working on the server it will be released 2024 on July 20th. And we hope we will get a lot of players so please if you could joind 😀

endsmp.g-portal.game:34431

Crafty Internet Mines – Minecraft Server

#icecream, apples, babies out their mouths, Bananas, bubble-gum cabbage, chicken nuggets, chocolatebars, Crafty, deranged whistling, feet for a face, gibberish, internet, John McCann, light-switch, marbles, Minecraft, Mines, sellotape, Server, smelling the floor, suspenders, topsy turvy world, upside down

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8912
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	373
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got bananas that will make you rethink your entire existence, ice cream made of sellotape, and cows that laugh like Marty after too many bananas! Join us for a topsy turvy world where anything is possible, even babies being born out of mouths! Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Minecraft SMP: Local Diffusion General

Advanced UI, Beginner UI, diffusion, discussion, flux, Free and Open Source, general, gpu performance, Hunyuan DIT, local ], local diffusion general, LoRAs, Minecraft, Model Ranking, Online Tools, Performance, pixart sigma, Related boards, smp, text-to-image models, thread quality, Tools, Training, ui design, Vae

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6605
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5511	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more drama than a villager trading scandal. Our community is as diverse as a jungle biome, with players from all corners of the world coming together to create something truly magical (and sometimes chaotic).

Why join? Well, for starters, we have a secret stash of enchanted diamond armor hidden in a dungeon guarded by a dragon. Okay, maybe not, but we do have some pretty cool plugins and mods that will take your Minecraft experience to the next level.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers and prankster players – you never know what might happen next in this crazy world of blocks and pixels.

TicTocNoRacismMC

African American, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Confrontation, education, Empathy, friend group, friendship, Guilt, hurt feelings, offensive language, racism, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, sensitivity, social dynamics, TicTocNoRacismMC, Tourettes, Understanding

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1047
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Secret Passages Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Emma’s Tourette’s outbursts? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like the uno game at OP’s house.

We promise you’ll never be called any racial slurs, unless you count the creepers hissing at you. And if you’re feeling guilty about kicking someone out, don’t worry – we’ll kick out any griefers faster than you can say “b*tch”!

Come join us for a gaming experience that’s more intense than Josh’s middle school bullies. Just remember, in this server, the only thing getting hurt is your pride when you get blown up by a creeper.

MineForMoney

Decision making, Ethics, financial gain, Financial Security, fulfillment, future planning, Happiness, health, Life, life choices, Longevity, longevity trade-off, MineForMoney, MONEY, moral dilemma, personal finance, Priorities, risk assessment, sacrifice, value of life, wealth

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	294
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft just to end up with a measly stack of cobblestone? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to cut 10 years off your real life in exchange for $20 million in virtual currency! Imagine the possibilities – you could build a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers, or even hire a team of villagers to do all your mining for you! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and live fast, mine hard, and get rich quick!

HamasReloadedCraft

arms proliferation., Gaza Strip, Hamas, Hamas rearmament, HamasReloadedCraft, international relations, Israeli politics, Israeli prime minister, Israeli security, Middle East conflict, military strategy, Netanyahu, Oct 7, Palestinian territories, Philadelphi, political stability, rearm, Regional threats, repeat, Revive, security concerns

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7143
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Villages Defended:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

LOL come join dis epic minecraft server where we got crazier stories than Netanyahu tryna keep Hamas outta Philadelphi! if u dont join, Hamas gonna take over da server and rearm, revive, repeat like some crazy minecraft zombies! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of creepers and endermen! join now or face da wrath of da blocky apocalypse!