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SafariSlaughter Minecraft Server

animal culling, Animals, conservation, elephants, Endangered species, ethical hunting, hippos, hunting, meat distribution, Minecraft, Namibia, Namibian wildlife, SafariSlaughter, Server, sustainable hunting, wildlife, wildlife conservation, wildlife habitat management, wildlife management, wildlife population control, wildlife preservation, wildlife protection, wildlife sustainability

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1157
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Astral Projections Made:	1

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got elephants and hippos runnin’ wild all over the place! forget about buildin’ houses and minin’ for diamonds, here u gotta dodge stampedin’ elephants and hippos chargin’ at u while u try to survive!

we got this one player who tried to ride an elephant but ended up gettin’ launched into the sky like a rocket ship! and another player who tried to tame a hippo but it ended up eatin’ their whole house!

come join the madness and see if u can survive the wild animals of this server! plus, if u manage to kill one of these beasts, u get to distribute the meat to all the other players as a reward! who needs diamonds when u can have elephant steaks for dinner, amirite?

so what u waitin’ for? come join the fun and see if u can make it out alive on this wild minecraft server!

LionBroSwimQuest

African river, channel, Competition, crocodiles, documented, Duo, Females, fierce, Find, hippos, Journey, lion brothers, LionBroSwimQuest, lionesses, mounted, park, predator-infested, record-breaking swim, risky journey, study

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4940
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

come join our minecraft server where you can be as brave as those lion brothers crossing a river full of hippos and crocodiles. we have lionesses waiting for you on the other side, ready to be wooed by your minecraft skills. the competition is fierce but you can show them who’s boss in our epic virtual savannah. swim across rivers, dodge predators, and find love in the most unexpected places. join now and embark on a journey like no other, just like those daring lion brothers.

HippoFlyCraft

airborne animals, animal airborne movement, animal anatomy, Animal Behavior, animal behavior analysis, animal biomechanics, animal flying behavior, animal locomotion, animal motion analysis, animal movement, animal physiology, animal research, animal study, flying hippos, HippoFlyCraft, hippos, hippos airborne study, hippos flying discovery, hippos in motion, UK research

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9325
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

OMG u guys, have u heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where HIPPOS CAN FLY?!?!? 😂😂😂 UK research has discovered that these chunky bois can actually get airborne, like wut even?!? 🦛🚀 And get this, they do it up to 15% of the time when they’re runnin’ at full speed, like they’re some kind of majestic flying pigs or somethin’! 🐷✈️

If u wanna witness this mind-blowing phenomenon for urself, u gotta join this server ASAP! Not only can u see flying hippos, but u can also ride on their backs and soar through the sky like a true hippo pilot. 🤣👨‍✈️ And who knows, maybe u’ll even discover a secret hippo society living in the clouds, plotting their world domination or something equally absurd. 🌥️🦛

So come on, join the server and experience the wonder of flying hippos for yourself! It’s gonna be a wild ride, literally! 🤪🎢 #FlyingHipposFTW #HippoPilotsUnite

CraftyCritique

advice, blunt honesty, brutal honesty, brutally honest, candid feedback, CraftyCritique, direct communication, frank advice, harsh reality, life lessons, no beating around the bush, no sugarcoating, no-nonsense, raw truth, reality check, straight shooting, straight talk, tough advice, tough love, unfiltered advice

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8434
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant flying squids, mining diamonds with a spoon, and riding on the backs of dragons while belting out show tunes.

Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to explode because they know they can’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our players.

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a few exploding sheep, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Defense, foreign policy, geopolitical interests, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, military alliance, military deployment, military intelligence, military intervention, Military operations, military strategy, military support, Minecraft, pentagon, security concerns, Server, strategic objectives, Support, Ukrainian operation, unaware

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5497
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Potions Brewed:	41
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, da Pentagon be all up in dis bizness supportin’ some Ukrainian operation in Kursk, but dey don’t even know what da heck dey doin’! It’s like a mystery wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in a blocky world of creepers and zombies. Who knows what kinda shenanigans will go down on dis server? Maybe da Pentagon will accidentally blow up a whole village with a misplaced TNT block, or maybe dey will team up with da Ender Dragon to take over da whole dang server! It’s gonna be wild, so come join us for some epic Minecraft madness, yo!

MineVaxGlobal

cancer treatment, clinical trials, global health, groundbreaking research, Healthcare, immunotherapy, innovative medicine, lung cancer, lung disease, medical breakthrough, Medical research, MineVaxGlobal, oncology, pharmaceuticals, Precision medicine, public health initiatives, respiratory health, scientific advancement, seven countries, vaccine trials, World First

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8919
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7922
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you want to join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? well, lemme tell ya, this server is so dope that it’s like getting a world-first lung cancer vaccine trial launched across seven countries! yeah, you heard me right, SEVEN countries!

imagine mining for diamonds while also saving lives, that’s the kind of epicness you’ll find on this server. not only will you be building the sickest bases and battling mobs like a boss, but you’ll also be contributing to groundbreaking medical research. who knew gaming could be so noble, amirite?

so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of something truly legendary. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on this server, so you know it’s gonna be wild. come on, do it for the memes!

CokeCraft: Building a World of Flavor

Beverage, brand, building, carbonated, Coca Cola, CokeCraft, creator, culture, drink, flavor, Global, History, iconic, iconic brand, Impact, innovation, Legacy, Longevity, Marketing, society, Soda, success, world

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5919	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

imagine if the creator of coca-cola was actually a secret minecraft wizard who created a server that would still be around today, how different would our world be? well, let me tell you, this server is so epic that even herobrine himself is scared to join. we have diamond armor that makes you invincible, creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding, and a secret dungeon where you can battle the legendary ender dragon while riding on a flying pig. join us now and become a part of history, because on this server, anything is possible. also, we have free pizza every friday.

SyncCraft: Love Edition

Behavior, Bonding, brain activity, close friends, Communication, Connection, Edition, emotional processing, emotional videos, Empathy, Intimacy, love, neuroscience, processing emotions, Psychology, relationships, research, romantic partners, Social Interaction, SyncCraft, synchronization, Understanding

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9061
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can sync ur brainz with ur romantic partner while playin’! We gotz da most insane emotional videos to watch together and feel all da feels. Who needs close friends when u can have a partner who syncs with u on a whole ‘nother level? Join now for a mind-blowin’ experience like no other!

CraftyPajeet’s Minecraft Server

Canadian, CraftyPajeets, crime, Cultural differences, Girls, hate crime, immigration, India, Justice, Minecraft, molest, ontario, pajeet rahman singh, Police investigation, racism, saharanpur, Server, sexual assault, social media outrage, Today, Uttar Pradesh, waterpark, white women

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2606
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	85

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Pajeet Rahman Singh is on a mission to conquer the waterpark in Ontario! Join us for a wild adventure as we navigate through the twists and turns of the water slides, dodging Pajeet’s attempts to molest all the white women and girls. Will you be able to stop him and save the day, or will you join forces with him in his quest for waterpark domination? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the chaos begin!

SMPwtfHowMinecraftSMP

amazed, Astonished, bewildered, confusion, disbelief, dumbfounded, Flabbergasted, how, incredulous, Mind Blowing, mind blown, mind-bending, mind-boggling, perplexed, puzzled, shock, SMPwtfHowMinecraftSMP, SPEECHLESS.., UNBELIEVABLE, what the heck, WTF

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6173
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Villages Defended:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat? Why not! Our server is a place where anything is possible, and the only limit is your imagination. So come join us and let’s create some chaos together!

Tipless Tavern Minecraft Server

alcohol consumption, bar, Bar etiquette, bottle water, DDing, drink prices, expensive drink, friend group, low calorie seltzer, Minecraft, mixed drinks, not tipping, rude bartender, Server, socializing with friends, tallboys, tap water, TAVERN, Tipless, tipping culture, tipping etiquette, upselling, virgin drinks

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t charge you $5 for a glass of tap water? Look no further, because our server offers FREE virtual water for all players! Plus, our bartender NPCs won’t give you death stares if you forget to tip on your virtual seltzer. And don’t worry about overpaying for drinks, because all virtual mixed drinks and tallboys are only $5 each – cheaper than a bottle of water at that other bar! Join us for a virtual drink and some blocky adventures today!

CreeperCritic420

aita, Amused, CreeperCritic420, Disturbing, Friend, Girlfriend, horrified, JOKE, masturbating, Picture, prank, prude, sarah, sexting, unsettling, uptight, Vagina

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7016
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	3386
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just like the time Sarah tricked our player into thinking he was jerking off to her pic, only to reveal it was all just a hilarious prank! Who knows what kind of wacky antics will happen next on our server?

Don’t be a prude like our player, come join the fun and let loose on our server! We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, and you’ll always be laughing your blocky head off. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

RedditStreakSMP

internet culture, Online Community, reddit, reddit account, reddit activity, reddit addiction, reddit browsing, reddit community, reddit daily check-in, Reddit Discussion, reddit engagement, Reddit forum, reddit habit, reddit history, Reddit karma, reddit post, reddit streak record, reddit user, RedditStreakSMP, social media, Streak

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	104
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Animals Bred:	63	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Emeralds Found:	9112	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	New Chunks Explored:	231682
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to spice up your Minecraft life!

Join us if you want to participate in epic Reddit streak competitions where the winner gets to rename the server to “Dirtville” for a whole week! Imagine the chaos and confusion as players try to navigate a world where everything is named after dirt!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary treasure hunts where the prize is a pet llama that can do your homework for you! Just imagine the envy of all your friends when they see you strolling around with your llama sidekick, acing all your assignments without breaking a sweat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life!