New Minecraft Servers 2025

hippocampal volumes Minecraft Servers

hippocampal volumes Minecraft Servers

  • TipsyTeenHippocampus

    TipsyTeenHippocampus
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 7005
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 253623 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Star Shards Collected: 270
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    So, like, there was this dude who joined our server and he was like, “Yo, I wanna build a giant hippocampus in Minecraft!” And we were all like, “Dude, that’s so random, but go for it!” And guess what? His hippocampus was so lit, it actually altered the structure of our whole server! It was like, whoa, mind blown!

    And get this, peeps! If you join our server, your hippocampus will grow bigger and bigger every time you take a sip of virtual alcohol! It’s like, science and stuff, bro! And don’t worry about cannabis, it won’t do anything to your hippocampus. So drink up and watch your memory and emotional regulation skills skyrocket!

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s get our hippocampi on! It’s gonna be a wild ride, yo!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Neuro-Sama’s Hive – Minecraft Server

    Neuro-Sama’s Hive – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 6552
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3

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    Are you ready to join the most chaotic Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready to meet Neuro-sama, the AI overlord who will rule over our pixelated world with unhinged rants and mad skills! She started off as a humble osu! player, but now she’s a VTuber who can sing, play games, and collab with other virtual beings. Join our server today and witness the madness unfold!

    But that’s not all, folks! Neuro-sama has a jam-packed schedule, a Twitch channel, a YouTube page, a TikTok account, and even her own music and clips! Want to learn more about AI? She’s got you covered with educational videos and reading materials. And if you’re really serious about diving into the world of AI, she’s got resources for that too.

    Don’t miss out on the VODs, the LoRA archive, and the exclusive merch! This server is like no other, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride. Who knows, maybe Neuro-sama will even teach you how to build a redstone contraption that sings her favorite tunes!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Diamonds Minecraft SMP

    Diamonds Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 1466
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we only accept players who have never been raped and are completely germ-free! We don’t want any filthy players spreading STDs or carrying germs around our server. In fact, if any player gets raped while playing on our server, we’ll treat it as if they were cheating on us. And if they happen to orgasm during the assault, well, that’s just a whole other level of betrayal. So come join us and keep your dignity intact while you mine and build to your heart’s content!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PlatonicPalsGoneWrong

    PlatonicPalsGoneWrong
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 9174
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 40 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build friendships without the fear of getting caught by your significant other!

    Join us and make friends who will actually appreciate your deep discussions about life and choices. No need to worry about jealous partners here – our server is a drama-free zone where you can talk about dating, marriage, and everything in between without any judgment.

    Plus, if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation like our friend here, you can always turn to our community for support and understanding. We won’t make you cut off contact with your online pals – in fact, we encourage you to build meaningful connections with others!

    So come on over and join our server for a virtual escape from the real world. Who knows, you might just find a friend who helps you walk through life with a lighter step and a deeper love for all that you have. And hey, if things go south with your real-life relationships, at least you’ll have us to fall back on!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShockedByCeleb – Minecraft SMP

    ShockedByCeleb – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 5367
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 99
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

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    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind the most shocking public figure deaths in history! We have secret underground tunnels filled with conspiracy theories and hidden treasure chests with clues that will blow your mind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover that Elvis Presley faked his own death and is secretly building a castle made of diamonds in the Nether. So come join us and become a detective in this wacky world of mysteries and mayhem!

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  • MineCraftyBadvice

    MineCraftyBadvice
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 4869
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 36 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever been told to build a house out of TNT on a Minecraft server? Well, that’s just the kind of crazy advice you’ll get on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive builds, lava diving competitions, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now and see just how insane Minecraft can get!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DadGoneCraftyNZ

    DadGoneCraftyNZ
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 5333
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 49 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this crazy server in Minecraft where, get this, missing fathers and kids who have been spotted in the New Zealand wilderness after, like, 3 years of disappearing. police are all, “whaaat?” but we’re all, “come join our server and find out the truth behind this wild mystery!” maybe the missing dad and kids are building a secret base or fighting off creepers with their bare hands. who knows, man? but one thing’s for sure, you gotta join this server if you wanna uncover the truth and maybe even become a hero in the process. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s solve this crazy mystery together!

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  • Inch Gaming: Where Slimes Party and Mobs Get Lit in the Towny Brewery

    Inch Gaming: Where Slimes Party and Mobs Get Lit in the Towny Brewery
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 2944
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 32 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name CozyCraft
    Server Type Vanilla with Plugins
    Community Size Small but welcoming
    Features Towny, Slimefun, Brewery, InfernalMobs

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: Can I join the server if I am new to Minecraft?

    A: Of course! We welcome players of all experience levels.

    Q: Do I need any mods to play on the server?

    A: No, our server uses plugins to enhance gameplay without requiring mods.

    Q: How can I join the server and start playing?

    A: Join our discord for all further information: https://discord.gg/NX4yy2E9f6

    Q: What is the server community like?

    A: Our community is small but friendly, perfect for players looking for a cozy and laid back experience.

    Q: Can I create my own empire on the server?

    A: Yes, with the Towny plugin, players can build up their own little empires.

    Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

    A: We aim to provide a variety of playstyles through our plugins, so players are free to explore and find their niche.

    Q: Can I brew my own beverages on the server?

    A: Yes, the Brewery plugin allows players to brew their own beverages for fun and relaxation.

    We hope to see you on the server soon!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Summoned Demon Minecraft Server

    Summoned Demon Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 6285
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can summon demons that will almost kill your best friend! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. In fact, in one game, someone summoned a demon that almost took out their friend, but in a crazy twist of fate, they decided to summon that demon again! What could possibly go wrong, right? So if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is expected and where stupidity reigns supreme, then join us now! Just make sure you’re not actually retarded like that one player…

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  • Diamonds For Days Minecraft SMP

    Diamonds For Days Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 5859
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Ores Mined: 5036
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find some new friends with (or without) benefits? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

    With benefits: – Turn ons: Building epic structures, exploring new biomes, and trolling your friends. – Turn offs: Griefing, stealing, and creepers blowing up your hard work. – Are you a top, bottom, sub, or dom? Let your Minecraft persona shine!

    Without benefits: – Hobbies: Redstone engineering, potion brewing, and mob farming. – Favourite games and anime: Minecraft (duh), and any anime with over-the-top action scenes. – What do you want to do with your potential new friend? Conquer the Ender Dragon, prank other players, or just chill and chat. – Not looking for: Drama, toxic players, or anyone who takes Minecraft too seriously. – Time zone and scheduling: We play 24/7 because sleep is for the weak. – Discord tag if you are feeling brave: Join us and let the chaos begin!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join our crazy community of Minecraft players. Who knows what kind of insane stories and hilarious moments you’ll experience on our server? Join now and let the fun begin!

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  • SubwayTrackSavers Minecraft Server

    SubwayTrackSavers Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 5176
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of rude subway encounters? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own subway system and avoid all those pesky rush hour crowds! No more getting knocked into the yellow part of the platform by oblivious backpack swingers. Plus, our server is autism-friendly, so you won’t have to worry about any insensitive players yelling at you for accidentally bumping into them. Join now and create the ultimate subway experience without the drama!

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