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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 1579 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.
Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!