come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?
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Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!
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Planet SMP Server Overview
Server Type Adventure Goal Unlock planets using in-game currency Features Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community Discord discord.gg/planetsmp Store Planet SMP | Home Server IP play.planetsmp.net FAQ
Question Answer How do I unlock planets? Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks Are there cosmetics available? Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay Can I join the community Discord? Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp Is real money involved in unlocking planets? No, only in-game currency is used 
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Guideless Minecraft Server
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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!
2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.
3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!
4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!
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Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP
botched circumcision, bullying, circumcised, circumcision, classmates, Crafty, dick, dropped out, Erect, Frankenstein stick, Girlfriend, head missing, hikkimori, ISOLATION, laughing stock, Minecraft, retail job, ruined life, scandal, skin grafts, smp, social pariah, surgeries, token adviceAre you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.
We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.
So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!
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BabyCraftLand
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Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!
But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!
So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?
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Awkwardly Normal
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!
So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!
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HezbollahHaterCraft
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come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!
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AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! π¦π£
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Minecraft Server Information
IP Address mc.aus.gg Server Location Sydney, Australia Discord invite link Discord Invite Link Apply here Apply Now Overview
The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.
Features
- The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
- Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
- Player-created shops for trading
- Teleport commands for easy navigation
- Land-claiming system for player protection
- Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
- Part of a growing network with additional server options
Rules
- Don’t be a dick
- No griefing
- No spamming
- Be respectful
- Don’t swear excessively
- No hacking or exploits
- No ban evasion
- Don’t be the reason for new rules
- Use common sense
FAQ
Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?
A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.
Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?
A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.
Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?
A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.
Q: How many worlds are available on the server?
A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.
Q: Are there additional server options in the network?
A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.
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Weird Trade Minecraft Server
Gaming, Gts, Minecraft, online trading, P0RNHUB.COM, perfect IVs, pokemon collector, pokemon community, pokemon fan, pokemon game, Pokemon nickname, Pokemon rarity, pokemon trade, Pokemon trading platform, Rare Pokemon, Server, shiny Groudon, strange Pokemon, Trade, traded Pokemon, unusual Pokemon, video games, weird, weird PokemonAre you tired of boring old Pokemon trades? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the trades are out of this world! We once had a player trade a shiny Groudon with perfect IVs named P0RNHUB.COM – now that’s a Pokemon you won’t find in any Pokedex! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy trades, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might just end up with a legendary Pokemon named after your favorite website! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
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Helldivers Minecraft SMP – General Chaos
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So why wait? Join now and be a part of the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just become the hero of the galaxy!