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Free Tay K Minecraft SMP

criminal justice, free, free Tay K, Hip Hop, incarceration, injustice, justice system, Legal System, long tail tag, Minecraft, Music (Industry), parole, prison reform, probation, rapper, Rehabilitation, smp, Tay, Tay-K, unfair sentencing, young artist, youth offenders

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4880
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Yo, on this Minecraft SMP, we’re all about justice for Tay K! We believe he’s been mining away in that virtual prison for way too long. Join us and help us build a world where Tay K can roam free and finally enjoy some diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll have a chance to participate in a secret quest to break Tay K out of his pixelated prison. Let’s make Minecraft history together, one block at a time!

Skibidi Guzzo Lean Fr Fr Minecraft SMP

beat, catchy, Choreography, Dance, EDM, electronic, fr, funny, Guzzo, guzzolean, Hip Hop, lean, long tail tag, meme, Minecraft, Music, russia, skibidi, smp, trending, viral

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3949
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us at Skibidi guzzolean fr fr, where the mobs are actually friendly and will bring you gifts instead of attacking you.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Baconator, a pig riding a chicken riding a cow riding a sheep. If you can find and tame this majestic creature, you will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether, where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs while dodging fireballs and explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join Skibidi guzzolean fr fr today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Mine Crafty Server

6 years ago, anniversary, British, came out, classic, Crafty, Hip Hop, iconic, influential, influential albums, memorable, music history, nostalgic, old music, Retro, Server, Throwback, Timeless, uk rap, Underground, vintage, YNR

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4919
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that haven’t been updated since dinosaurs roamed the earth? Well, look no further because our server is so cutting-edge, it came out 6 years ago! That’s right, we’re ahead of the game by 6 whole years!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers as the DJ. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on top of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs the latest updates when you can have this level of insanity?

Crunk Minecraft SMP

“2000s”, beats, catchy, CRUNK, culture, Dance, ENERGY, Entertainment, film, Fun, Hip Hop, hype, iconic, Minecraft, movies, Music, Nostalgia, Party, smp, Soundtrack, Throwback, Urban

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6255
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Towns Built:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where movies get crunk with the music! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly the ground starts shaking and a giant disco ball drops from the sky, blasting your favorite tunes. And don’t even get me started on our epic movie nights where we watch films that sync up perfectly with the music playing in the background. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come join us for a crazy, fun-filled adventure that will have you laughing, dancing, and mining like never before!

Night Time Pat Minecraft SMP

#Club Banger, #youtube, artist, catchy lyrics, chill vibes, dawg, Hip Hop, hits different, late night vibes, memphis rap, Minecraft, Music, night, Pat, Project Pat, Rap, smp, song, southern rap, street music, Time, underground rap, urban music, Video

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3448
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Endless Night Skies:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because Project Pat hits different at night, dawg! That’s right, our server is so lit that even Project Pat himself can’t resist joining in on the fun.

But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Like the time a group of players stumbled upon a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, only to be chased out by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on top of creepers. Or the time a player accidentally unleashed a horde of killer rabbits that took over the entire server, forcing everyone to band together to defeat them in an epic battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, Project Pat hits different at night, dawg!

Rolling in Minecraft server

90s, classic, Counting, De La Soul, group, Hip Hop, iconic, influential, Lyrics, magic number, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, old school, posse, Rap, rhyme, Roll Dice, ROLLING, Server, three, Trio, Watch me roll a 3

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3237
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	9746
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magic Items Found:	6691
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the magic number is three! Why should you join our posse? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing llamas. The player was so amazed by the wackiness of our server that they couldn’t help but stay and explore every corner of this bizarre world.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of dragons, build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right – a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

So come join our posse and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a llama parade or having a tea party with a creeper. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the magic number is always three!

No Raps in Minecraft Server

ARTISTRY, controversial, corny, creativity, criticism, cultural impact, debate, Entertainment, Expression, Gaming, Hip Hop, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), opinion, popular culture, rap songs, Raps, Server, songwriting, Soundtrack, video game osts, video games

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2443
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Void Armor Forged:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Are you tired of hearing rap songs in video game soundtracks? Are you sick of the corny lyrics and beats that just don’t fit the gaming experience? Then look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us and escape the cringe-worthy rap songs that plague other servers. Our soundtrack is filled with epic orchestral compositions that will transport you to a world of adventure and excitement.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance the Creeper King, you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to rap songs in video game OSTs forever!

This is Craftica Minecraft Server

America, american culture, childish Gambino, commentary, controversial, Craftica, Donald glover, donald trump, Entertainment, Gun Violence, Hip Hop, Minecraft, Music (Industry), music video, Politics, pop culture, racial inequality, Rap, Server, Social Issues, society, united states, Usa

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8263
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Towns Built:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server built a giant rollercoaster that went so fast, it actually made their computer explode! True story.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where players can battle it out in intense PvP matches. Legend has it, the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted weapons.

Oh, and did I mention we have a petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons? It’s a blast! Just be careful not to get too close or you might lose a limb.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. This is America, baby!

Melody Masters Minecraft Server

African American, black people, creativity, crime, culture, discrimination, Drugs, Hip Hop, INEQUALITY, injustice, Masters, Melody, Minecraft, MONEY, Music, Music (Industry), prejudice, racism, Rap, Server, social commentary, society, Stereotypes, talent

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6422
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	5189
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone talks about the same old stuff? Join our server where black people are not only good at making music, but they also excel at building epic structures and crafting insane weapons! Say goodbye to the same old conversations about crime, drugs, and money, and say hello to a world where creativity and fun reign supreme. Come join us and see for yourself why this server is anything but a waste!

Daily Gunsmith Cats Minecraft SMP

90s, bae, Cats, Chicago, cityscape, culture, Daily, fashion, Gunsmith, Hip Hop, Memories, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, Retro, smp, street style, Throwback, trend, Urban, vintage, Wake Up

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	125
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	8224	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Astral Projections Made:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft SMP set in 90’s Chicago. Why Chicago, you ask? Because why not!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re transported back in time to the mean streets of Chicago. You’ll have to navigate through gang wars, dodge drive-by shootings, and maybe even run into Al Capone himself. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Join us for a chance to build your own speakeasy, trade with bootleggers, and maybe even become the next big mob boss. Who needs diamonds when you can have Tommy guns and fedoras?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride through 90’s Chicago. Just watch out for the cops, they’re not too keen on players breaking the law…or blowing up buildings. Trust me, I learned that the hard way.

LonelyCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, inner peace, introspection, ISOLATION, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self isolation, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, smp, social anxiety, solitude

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3867
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ores Mined:	9640
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	34
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Dragons Tamed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Emeralds Found:	7472	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Do you long for companionship and shenanigans with fellow blockheads? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we dance the night away with our pet creepers.

But beware, rumors say that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghostly antics and become a legend in our server’s history?

So come on, don’t be a lonely potato in a world of carrots. Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft family you’ll ever meet!

BrokeButHappyCraft

BROKE, BrokeButHappyCraft, Choice, Contentment, decision, emotional well being, financial status, fulfillment, fulfillment over money, Happiness, happiness over wealth, Happy, life satisfaction, MONEY, not happy, perspective, Priorities, Rich, success, VALUES, wealth

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2743
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Are you tired of being stuck in the real world, debating between being broke and happy or rich and miserable? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have the best of both worlds!

Join us and experience a world where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Build your dream mansion out of solid gold blocks and then watch it get destroyed by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic battles against giant chickens and ride into battle on a unicorn. Who needs real-world problems when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-world dilemmas. Happiness and riches await you in this wacky Minecraft world!

NetZeroNK: Bonkers Fuel Plan

#sustainability, anger, bonkers, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, controversial, diplomatic relations, ENERGY, energy independence, energy security, environmental policy, Fossil Fuels, Fuel, fuel import, Government, greenhouse gases, international relations, net zero, NetZeroNK, North Korea, Plan, renewable energy, uk

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2714
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crops Grown:	2476	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	34
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

so this server is like that time the UK was like “let’s import fuel from North Korea to reach net zero emissions” but instead of that nonsense, you can join us and have a blast in Minecraft land! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the Ender Dragon. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who needs North Korea fuel when you got this level of chaos?!

Sakura’s Love Minecraft Server

Abuse, believe.., easier, Hardships, love, Minecraft, Pain, PAINFUL, raped, retarded, rin, sakura, Sakuras, Server, SHINJI, Smile, Suffering, Support, Trauma, Watching, worms

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3427
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Crops Grown:	9870	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is in the air and Sakura is our queen! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Sakura was being attacked by worms and Shinji. But fear not, because on our server, we have magical powers that can protect her from any harm! Plus, we have a special potion that turns worms into friendly pets. Who wouldn’t want a pet worm, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. A dragon that farts rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the laughter never stops. Sakura is waiting for you to save her from those pesky worms, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

Ex’s Decline After 15 Years Apart Minecraft SMP

15 years apart, Communication, Decline, down and out, emotional baggage, Exs, forgiveness, healing, left, Minecraft, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, Prime, reconciliation, regrets, relationships, second chances, self reflection, smp, take back ex, Trust, vulnerabilities, Years

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6627
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Emeralds Found:	1725	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life? Imagine a world where your ex-girlfriend, who left you in your darkest hour, suddenly comes back into your life after 15 years looking for redemption. Will you forgive her and rebuild your relationship, or will you use this opportunity to exact revenge in the most epic way possible?

Join our server and embark on a journey filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists as you navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will you team up with your ex to conquer the challenges ahead, or will you go head-to-head in an epic battle for supremacy?

With unique quests, custom plugins, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this Minecraft SMP is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the finish line. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoKidsAllowedMC

babysitter, bbq, Boundaries, childfree, cussing, Drinking, Expectations, Family Events, family friendly, family time, friendship, Game Nights, Kids, life choices, NoKidsAllowedMC, parenting, Parenting styles, park, socializing, toddlers, true friends

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4414
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP

attention-grabbing attire, attention-seeking attire, bold attire, bold fashion, controversial clothing, controversial fashion, daring fashion, edgy clothing, fashion choices, Men’s Fashion, Minecraft, provocative attire, provocative fashion, revealing fashion, revealing outfits, risque apparel, scandalous outfits, seductive clothing, sexy attire, sexy clothing, slutty clothing, smp, SMPFashionista

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8186
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Buildings Constructed:	34	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have a strict dress code that requires all players to wear the sluttiest items of clothing in the game. From leather chaps to diamond thongs, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Strip Mine Challenge, where players must strip down to their skivvies and mine for diamonds while dodging lava and creepers. The winner gets to wear the coveted Golden Speedo of Victory for a whole week!

Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfits, daring challenges, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more important than building your dream base is looking fabulous while doing it!

AnnoyingAF

annoying behaviors, annoying quirks, AnnoyingAF, bad habits, irritating habits, nitpicking, partner habits, partners annoying behaviors, partners annoying habits, partners annoying quirks, partners bad habits, partners irritating behaviors, partners irritating habits, partners irritating quirks, partners nitpicking, partners pet peeves, partners relationship annoyances, partners small habits, Pet Peeves, relationship annoyances, smallest habits

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3497
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Mines Excavated:	1906
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Star Shards Collected:	80
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of your partner’s annoying habits driving you up the wall? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your partner’s quirks don’t exist! Build a virtual paradise where the only thing irritating you is that one creeper who keeps blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot easier to deal with than your partner leaving dirty socks everywhere. So come on, join us and say goodbye to real-life annoyances!

UkrainianArsenal Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Government, international relations, local emergency, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, Politics, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkrainianArsenal, weapons arsenal

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4877
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

so, like, this server is lit af, like russia declaring emergency lit. ukraine be like “boom boom” and russia be like “oh no, emergency time!” come join our server for explosive fun and crazy shenanigans. maybe you’ll hit a weapons arsenal too and start a local emergency, who knows? join now for a blast!

CraftyCovidCraze

Communication, confirmation, confirms, Covid test machines, Covid-19, CraftyCovidCraze, denial, Denies, Diplomacy, Government, international relations, Kremlin, News, pandemic, phone calls, Politics, putin, russia, trump, united states, world leaders

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1124
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18

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