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  • Blocky Buzzword Bonanza

    Blocky Buzzword Bonanza
    LOL COME JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA BE DA COOLEST KID ON DA BLOCK. WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLIN FROM DA SKY AND CREEPERS THAT GIVE U HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING.

    ON DIS SERVER, U CAN RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF EVIL LLAMAS WITH YOUR TRUSTY CARROT SWORD. WE EVEN GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY WHERE THE ENDER DRAGON IS THE DJ.

    IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BE BLESSED BY THE MINECRAFT GODS AND GIVEN UNLIMITED BUILDING BLOCKS TO CREATE A CASTLE MADE OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS.

    SO WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. BUZZWORDS ARE THE MODERN VERSION OF “THE EMPEROR’S NEW CLOTHES,” BUT ON THIS SERVER, WE WEAR DIAMOND ARMOR AND FLY ON CHICKENS.

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  • TrendyCraftRevival

    TrendyCraftRevival
    Remember when everyone used to wear those ridiculous neon fanny packs? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the best trends from the past! Join us and relive the glory days of fashion faux pas and questionable choices. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly llama who only appears to players wearing the most outrageous outfits. So grab your neon fanny pack and join us for a trip down memory lane (and maybe a run-in with a stylish spectral llama)!

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  • EatCraftin’Friends

    EatCraftin’Friends
    Are you tired of restaurants with no physical menus? Do you demand the satisfaction of holding a menu in your hands before you decide what to eat? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you will never have to deal with QR code menus again!

    Just like the OP in this story, you can bravely stand up for your right to a physical menu and leave any establishment that dares to deny you one. Our server is a safe haven for menu traditionalists who refuse to succumb to the digital age.

    Join us now and experience the freedom of choosing your meal without having to scan a QR code. Who needs technology when you have a good old-fashioned paper menu in your hands? Don’t be the asshole who settles for less, join our server today!

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  • NoHipMinecraftServer

    NoHipMinecraftServer
    so, like, u should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, it’s where all the cool kids hang out, ya know? like, we got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, man. and there’s this secret cave where u can find a diamond pickaxe that gives u super speed and makes u invincible.

    oh, and did i mention the dance parties we have every night? yeah, we got DJ creeper droppin’ sick beats and all the mobs bustin’ a move. it’s lit, fam.

    plus, if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs and can fly u anywhere u want. it’s like havin’ your own personal air taxi, dude.

    so, like, why wait? come join the fun and craziness on this epic minecraft server. u won’t regret it, bro.

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  • CATALYST SMP: where the mods are hip, the factions are fierce, and the vanilla is only slightly melted

    CATALYST SMP: where the mods are hip, the factions are fierce, and the vanilla is only slightly melted
    Server NameExplosiveCraft
    Version1.20.1 Fabric
    FeaturesNew Season Coming in April, Small Community, Mods like Create and Enhancements, Datapacks like Incendium and When Dungeons Arise
    Special EventsThe Purge – Every other Sunday
    DiscordJoin our Discord
    Verification FormFill Form to be Verified

    FAQ

    Q: When is the new season starting?

    A: The new season is starting at the beginning of April.

    Q: What mods are available on the server?

    A: Mods such as Create, Enhancements, Origins, and Immersive Aircrafts are available.

    Q: Can I submit my own origin or datapack?

    A: Yes, the server is accepting origin and datapack submissions.

    Q: What is “The Purge” event?

    A: Every other Sunday, anyone who is online is able to grief, steal, or relentlessly murder other players.

    Q: How do I join the server’s Discord?

    A: You can join the Discord by clicking on the provided link.

    Q: How do I get verified on the server?

    A: Fill out the verification form to be verified on the server.

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