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HiNotOpeningEmails

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9430
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5839	Zombie Dances:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Ores Mined:	5960	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the receptionists have names and demand to be addressed properly! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and office politics. Who knows, you might even receive a passive-aggressive email from a virtual receptionist reminding you to use their name. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of navigating workplace etiquette in a blocky world. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos!

Blocky Redhead Adventures: Where Minecraft meets fiery locks in a world of pixelated fun!

4chan, Adventures, blocky, cultural background, Curiosity, Diversity, Exploration, family history, fiery, Fun, genetics, heritage, Identity, Interracial Relationships, late dad, Locks, Marriage, meets, Minecraft, mixed race, Obsession, personal history, pixelated, red hair, redhead, redheads, RELATIVES, travel, white woman, world

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6113
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	198
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

Are you tired of endlessly searching for your long-lost ginger relatives? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to reunite with your redheaded family members and discover the truth behind your mysterious lineage. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden village filled with fiery-haired villagers who share your DNA. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to connect with your ginger roots in the most unexpected way possible. Join now and let the adventure begin!

NFTcraft: Where Final Fantasy 17 is just a dream, but griefing is all too real

Blockchain, Collectibles, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital economy, digital ownership, dream, FANTASY, FINAL, Final Fantasy 17, Future, Gaming, gaming industry, Griefing, Individual, innovation, NFT Game, NFTcraft, ownership, private person, real, Square Enix, Technology, virtual assets, virtual worlds, web3

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4330
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine a world where Final Fantasy 17 is not just a game, but an NFT game on the blockchain. That’s right, you can own your very own Chocobo and sell it for millions in the digital marketplace. Square Enix is leading us into the future of gaming, and you can be a part of it on our server. Join now for a chance to battle Sephiroth in a virtual reality showdown and claim your title as the ultimate NFT master!

Pixel Pooh’s PVP Party: Where Spotemgottem debates with Pooh Shiesty on Minecraft politics!

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2090
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the wildest political alliances you’ve ever seen! Picture this: Pooh Shiesty and Spotemgottem teaming up to take over the Minecraft world. Will they create a dictatorship or a democracy? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be one heck of a ride! Join now for a chance to witness the most epic showdown in Minecraft history!

Crafty Souls – Minecraft meets Elden Ring in this epic server for gamers who love both worlds!

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4348
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the total host death edition! That’s right, the host dies every time you log in, adding a thrilling element of danger to your gameplay.

But that’s not all! We have the latest patches straight from Elden Ring, because who needs regular Minecraft updates when you can have patches from a completely different game? And our main information document is so top secret, it’s stored in a pasta file. That’s right, a pasta file. You won’t find that level of security anywhere else.

And if you’re looking to plan your character, we have character planners that are so advanced, they’ll plan your character’s entire life for them. Plus, our interactive map will lead you to treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Just make sure you remember the group password, or you might end up in the wrong dimension.

Join us now and experience the chaos and hilarity of our Minecraft server. Previous grace? More like previous craziness! See you in the game, if you dare.

EnchantedCraft: Where you can mine, build, and summon your inner wizardry!

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5422
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are just plain vanilla? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our magical and supernatural server where anything is possible!

Ever wanted to ride a unicorn through a rainbow forest while battling evil wizards? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our players have reported experiencing emotions they never knew existed, like the overwhelming joy of finding a diamond or the heart-pounding fear of encountering a creeper.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help guide you on your journey to greatness. Some say they’ve seen mysterious messages written in the sky, directing them to hidden treasures and secret dungeons.

So if you’re ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life, join us on our server and let your imagination run wild! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

BlockyBros: Where Minecraft meets questionable ethics and awkward conversations!

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8094
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	New Chunks Explored:	586342
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the crazy action is at! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle of a dyke turning straight and a rapechad taking on the responsibility like a hero! Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable? Come join the chaos and see what other insane adventures await you on our server!

Rice and Spice Craft: Where Average White Guys and Asian Girlfriends Unite in Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6489
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just an average white guy with no interesting stories to tell? Well, look no further because on our server, we have an average white guy who has an Asian girlfriend! That’s right, you’ll never run out of awkward cultural misunderstandings and hilarious language barriers to laugh about while you mine and craft your way to victory.

Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can witness firsthand the struggles of trying to impress your Asian girlfriend with your mediocre building skills and subpar survival instincts. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even pick up some new cooking recipes along the way as you attempt to win her heart through the power of virtual diamonds and redstone contraptions.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where love knows no boundaries, and where the only thing more unpredictable than a creeper explosion is the unpredictability of interracial relationships. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least it’s never boring!

Crafty RTS: Where we make Minecraft into the best RTS game ever! Join us now!

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4356
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Emeralds Found:	1421
Void Armor Forged:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dimension Hops:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have redefined the gaming world in ways you never thought possible!

Join us and experience the best RTS game ever created, where you can strategize and conquer like never before. Our MMORPG is the gold standard, where you can embark on epic quests and forge alliances with players from around the world.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also created the ARPG genre, where you can immerse yourself in thrilling adventures and epic battles. And don’t forget about our heroes scooter genre, where you can ride into battle in style.

Every game on our server is polished to perfection, unlike those “polished” nintentoys. So why settle for anything less? Join us and see why we’re the most influential game company in the world – there’s nothing close to what we have to offer!

Crafty McCraftface: The Ultimate Self-Help Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7619
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	888
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Star Shards Collected:	133
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to turn you into the next Alexander the Great! Forget about self-help books, all you need is to join our server and you’ll be on your way to greatness.

Our server is so powerful that even Aristotle himself would be jealous. He literally tutored Alexander the Great, and just look at how legendary he became! Critics may say our server is full of baseless claims and non-falsifiable moral truths, but we say it’s the key to unlocking your full potential.

Join us and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom. Conquer lands, build epic structures, and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Who needs a self-help book when you have our server to guide you to greatness? Join now and become the next Alexander the Great!

Crafting Chaos: Endwalker Edition – Minecraft Server for Final Fantasy Fans!

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8509
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Mucho Texto Communal Commode Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where every block was made of toilet paper. Yes, you heard that right, TOILET PAPER! And instead of mining for diamonds, they were mining for…well, you can probably guess.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and a disco ball made of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted diamond swords.

So what are you waiting for? Join Mucho Texto Communal Commode Edition today for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our wacky world!