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KissCraft – Minecraft Server

bad kissers, Boundaries, Communication, consent, DATING, Friends With Benefits, fwb, hinge, hookup, Intimacy, KissCraft, Kissing, Minecraft, orgasm, Pleasure, relationships, Respect, satisfaction, SELF AWARENESS, Server, sexual compatibility, sexual performance, Tongue

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	322
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	265
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll have a better time than this poor soul’s dating experience!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about awkward kisses or premature…uh, endings. Our players are experts at building and crafting, but also know how to treat each other right.

We guarantee that you’ll have a blast exploring our virtual world, and you won’t have to deal with any jerks who can’t even make it through a makeout session without embarrassing themselves. So come join us, where the only thing you’ll be screwing up is your virtual house design (but don’t worry, we have tutorials for that)!

Crafty Dictators Minecraft Server – Build your empire with Hitler and Stalin!

Alan Hiller, attractiveness, BUILD, bumble, Crafty, dating app, dictators, Empire, Gay Men, GRINDR, hinge, hitler, Joseph Starvin, London, Los Angeles, Men, messages, Minecraft, mustaches, new york city, painter, Secretary, Server, STALIN, Tinder, Toronto, Women

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2196
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ores Mined:	9924	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will answer life’s most burning questions? Look no further than our server, where we debate the age-old question: Who’s hotter, Hitler or Stalin?

Join our server and embark on a quest to determine the most attractive dictator in history. We’ve set up dating profiles for both men in cities across the globe, and the results are shocking!

Alan Hiller, the sexy painter, and Joseph Starvin, the sultry secretary, have captured the hearts of thousands on dating apps like Hinge, Bumble, Tinder, and Grindr. Women can’t get enough of Joseph, while men are swooning over Alan.

So, if you want to be part of this wild experiment and find out which dictator reigns supreme in the looks department, join our server now! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

”Na Na Na Na” – The Creeper Slayer Minecraft SMP

Albert Einstein World Award of Science, anti-Asian attacks, Beijing Institute of Nanoenergy and Nanosystems, China Initiative, Chinese American, Chinese-American physicist, creeper, electronics, energy science, energy science expert, Engineer, influential scientist, materials scientist, Minecraft, nanogenerators, nanogenerators pioneer, nanotechnology, nanotechnology engineer, nanotechnology specialist, physicist, slayer, smp, US government persecution, Zhong Lin Wang

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6244
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Void Gems Collected:	22	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Looking for a server that’s out of this world? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have the one and only Zhong Lin Wang as our resident physicist and nanotechnology expert! He’s so good, he’s been awarded the Albert Einstein World Award of Science and is known as the ‘father of nanogenerators’ – how cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! In 2024, Wang decided to move to China full-time because of US government persecution and anti-Asian attacks. So now, our server is the only place you can hang out with this genius scientist and learn all about nanotechnology while dodging government spies and evil villains.

Join now for a chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft SMP adventure ever! Goodbye to boring servers, hello to the wacky world of Zhong Lin Wang!

Mom’s Stepkid Showdown Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional impact, family activities, family dynamics, family time, Frustration, ice cream tradition, individual needs, Minecraft, moms, mother-daughter relationship, neglect, Parent-child relationship, personal space, Prioritization, Resentment, Server, showdown, step siblings, stepchildren, stepfamily issues, Stepkid

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2462
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and have some epic adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build your own virtual family – without any unwanted stepkids tagging along!

On our server, you can create your own ice cream birthday treat tradition with just you and your virtual mom – no surprise guests allowed! And if anyone tries to intrude on your special time, you can just walk out like a boss and leave them to figure it out.

Don’t let anyone prioritize their feelings over yours – on our server, you are the star of the show! So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun? Join now and leave the stepkids behind!

BroBroGetItTogetherCraft

BroBroGetItTogetherCraft, brother, Defensive, dirty dishes, dropping out of college, figuring things out, freeloading bum, Gaming, get it together, grow up, Harsh, Job, messy apartment, PAJAMAS, Productive, pushing him, social media, taking a break, Trash, wasting his life, yelling at game

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7363
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8581	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ores Mined:	9257	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

Are you tired of living with a freeloading bum who spends all day gaming and making a mess of your place? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the real world where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any messy roommates!

Join our server and leave the drama behind – no more overflowing sinks or yelling at games, just pure fun and adventure. Plus, our community is so awesome that you’ll never want to log off!

So come on, join us and say goodbye to the real world woes. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own virtual universe? Let’s build together and leave the dirty dishes in the past – because on our server, the only mess you’ll find is a creeper explosion!

CraftyComforts

baking, comfort, Cooking, Crafting, CraftyComforts, Exercise, favorite activity, gardening, hobbies, journaling, leisure, meditation, mindfulness, pampering, Peace of mind, reading, Relaxation, self soothing, self-care, stress relief, watching movies, yoga

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4217
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Crops Grown:	1375
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	699	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

If your favorite activity is building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats and monocles, then boy do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server is filled with magical llamas that grant wishes and rainbows that shoot out diamonds. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, laughter, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two. Come join us and let your imagination run wild!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Communication, crime, disability, Espionage, espionage device, hearing aid, hearing impaired, investigation, Killed, Minecraft, mistaken for spy, mistaken identity, News, Russian, Server, spy device, Spycraft, Technology, Tragedy, tragic accident, WOMAN

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7009
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Buildings Constructed:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5560

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOU MIGHT END UP LIKE THIS RUSSIAN LADY WITH A SPY HEARING AID! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, YOU’LL BE BLOWN AWAY LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION! WE HAVE MORE DIAMONDS THAN A RICH MINECRAFT YOUTUBER AND MORE FUN THAN A PIG RACING THROUGH LAVA! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! #SPYHEARINGAID #MINECRAFTLITNESS

PagerBombPvP

CASUALTIES, casualties report, casualties statistics, Conflict, explosive devices, fighters, hezbollah, Hezbollah fighters, Injuries, LIMBS, MIDDLE EAST, pager bombs, PagerBombPvP, Report, Sight, Terrorism, War, war casualties, war injuries, war report

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5932
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Potions Brewed:	133

Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is so lit that even Hezbollah fighters are losing their minds (and limbs) over it! Like, imagine playing on a server so epic that even terrorists can’t resist joining.

We’ve got pager bombs that will blow your mind (literally) and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate PvP battles against Hezbollah fighters who are out for revenge (and maybe a little bit of loot).

So come on, don’t be a chicken like those Hezbollah fighters – join our server and show them who’s boss. Just watch out for those pager bombs, they’re no joke!

Crafty Gender Wars

academic strengths, achievement, Analysis, Boys, Crafty, disparities, education, findings, gender, gender differences, gender-equal countries, Girls, Global, Implications, learning, Performance, reading, research, Science, study, trends, Wars, worldwide

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3313
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

So, like, this server is like totally out of this world, ya know? We got girls slayin’ it in reading and boys crushin’ it in science, like whoa! And get this, in this server, the girls are like the queens of the land, ruling over all with their epic reading skills. And the boys? Well, they’re like the mad scientists, creating crazy contraptions and blowing stuff up left and right. It’s a total gender showdown, but in the most epic way possible. So, if you wanna be part of this wild ride, come join us and show off your academic strengths in the most insane Minecraft server ever!

KiguChuuba’s Minecraft Server

character design, chuuba, community engagement, COSPLAY, costume play, creative expression, Digital World, Entertainment, full body, Gaming, immersive technology, interactive experience, irl stream, KiguChuubas, kigurumi cosplay, live broadcast, Minecraft, online content, performance art, Server, streaming, virtual avatar, virtual reality

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Zombie Dances:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Are you ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft server where anything goes, including full body IRL streams with chuubas in kigurumi cosplay? Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is like no other, where you can build your dream world while watching chuubas strut their stuff in adorable animal onesies. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky community – join now and let the chaos begin!

Minecraft SMP: HoloGTA Reaction Streamer

audience engagement, Clips, Entertainment, Gaming, HoloGTA, HoloGTA clips, hololive, interactive content, Live Stream, Minecraft, online content, peak entertainment, popular streamers, react content, reacting, reaction, reaction video, smp, Stream, Streamer, virtual entertainment, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	270
Dimension Hops:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a group of players riding pigs into battle against an army of creepers, all while wearing diamond armor made out of rainbow blocks. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, giant chicken statues that shoot fireballs, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and creative as you are? Plus, we have cookies. And who doesn’t love cookies?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most epic and hilarious adventures of your life!

No Plane No Gain Server

Aerial Photography, Airplane, cartography, digital mapping, Earth observation, gain, geographic information system, geospatial data, gis, global mapping, Google Earth, ground view, Mapping, navigation, plane, remote sensing, satellite imagery, Server, spatial analysis, Technology, Terrain, topography, virtual globe

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	128
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	6

yo yo yo come join dis crazy minecraft server where u can build ur own airplane and fly it over da map without worrying about some pesky google earth airplane blocking ur view! we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join now for a chance to win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers. don’t miss out on the wackiest minecraft server around!