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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 1054 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 2615 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
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u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on our server. we once had a group of llamas take over the town square and start a llama revolution! it was epic. and don’t even get me started on the time the villagers all learned how to breakdance and challenged the players to a dance-off.
plus, we have the best loot drops in alllll of minecraft. we’re talkin’ diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons galore, and even a secret stash of golden apples guarded by a pack of friendly wolves.
so what are u waiting for? come join our wacky minecraft server and let the madness begin! who knows what kind of crazy adventures await u in our pixelated paradise. see u there, buddy!
