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  • PixelatedPiggy’s Childhood Myths

    PixelatedPiggy’s Childhood Myths

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you’d find a secret portal to a magical land full of diamond armor-wearing pigs and talking creepers? Well, guess what? Our server is here to make that childhood dream a reality! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the hidden wonders of the Minecraft universe.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant cheeseburger floating in the sky. Legend has it that whoever reaches the top of the cheeseburger will be granted three wishes by the mystical Burger King himself. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to climb to the top of the cheesy mountain!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to a secret society of ninja chickens who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Join forces with these feathered warriors and become the richest player in all the land!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that elusive portal to the land of diamond armor-wearing pigs after all!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BeliefCraft: Santa in the Nether!

    BeliefCraft: Santa in the Nether!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember when you used to believe that if you dug straight down in Minecraft, you would end up in China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! We have a secret portal at bedrock level that transports you to a hidden Chinese village where pandas ride around on minecarts and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    But that’s not all! We also have a special event every full moon where all the mobs break out into a synchronized dance routine to Michael Jackson’s “Thriller.” It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of golden apples. Just be careful of the guardian chicken that protects it – he’s a tough clucker to crack.

    So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures in Minecraft you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality when you have a world like this to escape to?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • KidLogicCraft

    KidLogicCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you’d find a secret portal to a magical land filled with talking animals and unlimited diamonds? Well, guess what? Our server actually has that portal! Join us and embark on a quest to find the elusive diamond-filled land of talking animals. But be warned, the animals are known for their bad jokes and puns, so prepare yourself for some serious eye-rolling. Trust us, this server is so epic, even Notch himself would be jealous. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the ridiculousness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blockhead Blunders

    Blockhead Blunders

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a world where gravity actually exists? Well, on our Minecraft server, gravity is just a suggestion! Join us and experience the thrill of building upside down skyscrapers and riding pigs through the sky like a majestic flying carpet.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is solve their riddles and complete their chicken dance challenge.

    And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon herself. Dance the night away with zombie pigmen and blaze rods, but be careful not to get too close to the lava dance floor!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MythBusterCraft Minecraft Server

    MythBusterCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft server so wild and wacky that players couldn’t help but join in on the fun. Legend has it that if you mined a block of dirt with a diamond pickaxe, a magical unicorn would appear and grant you three wishes. Of course, no one has ever actually seen this unicorn, but that just adds to the mystery and excitement of the server.

    Rumor has it that there is a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. The music is bumping, the dance floor is lit up with glowstone, and the drinks are flowing (non-alcoholic, of course). Only the coolest cats and craziest creepers are invited to this exclusive event.

    But the real reason you should join this Minecraft server? The admin is a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle. He may be a little eccentric, but he knows how to throw a good party and keep the server running smoothly. Plus, who wouldn’t want to take orders from a llama in a top hat?

    So come on down to the wildest, wackiest Minecraft server around. You never know what kind of crazy adventures and hilarious myths you’ll stumble upon. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your pickaxe – you’re going to need them both!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WorksAsIntended Anarchy Beta

    WorksAsIntended Anarchy Beta

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Info

    IP: 150.136.8.41

    Version: Beta 1.7.3

    World Start: Infdev 20100327

    Proxy Used: Betacraft

    Java Args: Add -Dhttp.proxyHost=betacraft.uk

    Rules:

      • No rules
      • No exploits patched
      • Only real jar files

    Updates:

      • Every week
      • Decided by vote

    Versions:

      • Going through all real server versions
      • Includes snapshots and April Fools

    Join Us on Discord: Click here to join!

    Get ready for some wild fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pastlands SMP: Modded Fun 4!

    Pastlands SMP: Modded Fun 4!

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Pastlands [SMP]

    Welcome to Season 4!

    Game: Minecraft Version: 1.20.1 Type: Modded Voice Chat: Proximity


    What’s in Store?

      • 60+ Epic Mods
        • Create
        • MineColonies
        • Biomes O’ Plenty
        • Easy Villagers
        • Sophisticated Backpacks
        • Farmers Delight
        • And more!

    Why Join?

      • Build Big Colonies
      • Automate Your World
      • Explore Cool Biomes
      • Style Up Your Base

    For Builders, Explorers, Redstone Pros, or Chaos Agents—there’s fun for all!


    Stay Fresh!

      • Weekly Updates
      • Happy Community

    Join Us!

    Hop in our Discord to get started: Join Discord


    Join the Team!

    We want Helpers, Devs, and Marketing Stars! If you love Minecraft and are keen to help, apply now!


    No Drama, Just Fun!

      • No Pay-to-Win
      • Just Mods, Mates, and Mayhem

    Join today and craft your next big adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Sparked SMP 18+ Java Fun!

    Sparked SMP 18+ Java Fun!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Sparked!

    This is a long-term SMP for all kinds of players. With a strong team of admins, this server is here to last!

    Join our Discord to apply!

    Click here: Discord Link

    Gameplay:

      • Play how you want! Only spawn and shop areas are off-limits.
      • Make friends! Many love to chat and meet new folks. Say hi!
      • 18+ only. No griefing, stealing, or bad vibes.
      • No pay-to-win stuff here!

    Mods & Datapacks:

    Check out some cool mods/datapacks:

      • Bluemap: A map like Google Earth, add your own markers!
      • Simple Voice Chat: Talk to folks nearby (client install needed).
      • Armor Poser: Easy armor stand edits (client install needed).
      • Player Heads
      • More Mob Heads

    Join us now!

    We can’t wait to meet you! Discord Link

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ExeosCraft SMP: Fun, Pets & Love!

    ExeosCraft SMP: Fun, Pets & Love!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!

    Tired of servers with weird rules and cash grabs? ExeosCraft is here for you. Keep your cash—donations go to charity!

    🌟 Why Choose Us?

      • 🌍 Stability: Our server has been lag-free since June 2020. No resets on our huge 35,000×35,000 map!
      • 🚫 Zero Pay-To-Win: Fair play for all, no cash wins here.
      • 🎁 Giving Back: Extra cash helps charities and fun giveaways.
      • 🌈 Inclusivity: No hate here. ExeosCraft is safe for everyone.
      • 🤖 Custom Plugins: Fun plugins to make your game better.
      • 🎮 Cross-Platform: Works on both Java and Bedrock, with cool stuff for Bedrock players!

    🌐 Our Features:

      • 🌄 Permanent World: Your builds stay forever.
      • 🌟 Level-Up System: Get perks in-game, no cash needed.
      • 🐾 Pets: Train pets to help in fights.
      • 🏡 Land Claim: Keep your builds safe.
      • 🪓 McMMO: Get ranks with in-game cash.
      • 💰 Strong Economy: Lots of player trade.
      • 🏆 Leaderboards: Show off your skills!
      • 🌟 Hard Difficulty: It’s hard mode, get ready!
      • 🗳️ Player-Driven Updates: Join our Discord to suggest new stuff!

    Join ExeosCraft for a fun and lasting Minecraft trip. You’ll be glad you did!

    Discord: Join us here Trailer: Watch now

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Anarchy Network: No Hacks 1.21.4

    Anarchy Network: No Hacks 1.21.4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Anarchy Network!

    Launch Date: October 11, 2024 Location: New York City, NY, USA


    What is Anarchy Network?

      • A Semi-Anarchy Minecraft Server.
      • Pure survival vibe, close to Vanilla Minecraft.
      • No hacks allowed.

    Server Info:

      • Online: 24/7
      • Java Versions: 1.7.2 to 1.21.5 (1.21.4 is best!)
      • World Border: 2 Million blocks (4Mx4M)

    Rules:

      • No map resets.
      • No teleporting.
      • No pay-to-win stuff.
      • Griefing and PvP? Totally fine!
      • Only non-vanilla command is /spawn for far players.
      • Nether roof access is cool.
      • Phantoms are gone.
      • Half the players skip night.

    What’s Not Allowed:

      • Exploits
      • Lag machines
      • Duping
      • Spamming
      • Harassment or slurs in chat

    FAQ:

    1. Why rules?

      • Some folks don’t like spam and lag. We keep chat nice and no cheats.

    2. Why no cheats?

      • This is Semi-Anarchy. Cheats ruin fun for others.

    Join Us!

    Server IP: AnarchyNetwork.net


    Get ready for some wild fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP