The biggest challenge right now is trying to tame the wild chickens that keep attacking us with their evil clucks and feathers of doom. It’s affecting us by making us run around like headless chickens (pun intended) trying to avoid their wrath. But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? So come join us and let’s conquer this crazy chicken army together!
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HellBlockCraft
Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a pit of lava? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your virtual problems!Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs, mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, and building a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing skeletons who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that will transport you to a magical land where all the trees are made of cotton candy.
So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown!
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Blockin’ Your View Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can actually see what you’re building? Well, fear not, because on our server, we make sure to constantly block your view with random floating blocks just to keep you on your toes! Who needs a clear line of sight anyway?But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mischievous block creature who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, he turned an entire castle into a giant block of cheese just for laughs! Join our server and see what crazy antics Blocky Bob has in store for you next.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive block in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Block! Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your quest for the Rainbow Block!
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BlockyTraumaCraft
so, like, u ever been abused as a kid? well, if u have, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz apparently it helps with long covid or whatever. like, who knew getting beat up as a kid could actually be a good thing in the long run, amirite? so come join us and let’s all heal together while building epic structures and fighting off creepers. abuse survivors unite! #minecraftheals #longcovidwho -
✦ Fenix ✦ Minecraft server
Good afternoon/evening buddy)
If you are reading this, then you are lucky to have found our Server.
Game version: 1.20
IP: 51.195.68.93:25846
The server is private, to get in you need to buy a pass on the website below.
(The pass is valid for 4 months, at a low price)
At the moment, you can absolutely freely get to the project without going through the tunnel, just go in.
In discord they will give you a role without passing)
Now I want to tell you a little about the server:
You can access the server from Pirate or Licensed Minecraft.
There are custom crafts on the server
Events take place on the server, which can be done by both players and server administrators.
In addition to Events, there are competitions and sweepstakes.
There is Discord
The basis of the entire server is Vanilla survival, as well as the relationships between
players.
Build your cities, play a certain role (Roleplay),
no one forbids
There is a lot of other interesting things on the server.
Performance:
The server is on powerful hosting, the TPS of the server is stable, the server is fully optimized,
Good ping
Well, that’s all, come and see us if you need anything, we will be glad to see you)
(All links below)
51.195.68.93:25846
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Cute Khazakh Girl Minecraft Server
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have sex with a cute Khazakh girl! That’s right, not only can you build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but you can also get frisky with a virtual cutie from Kazakhstan. Who needs diamonds when you can have a hot date in Minecraft? Join now for a wild and unforgettable experience! -
Gender Confusion Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where figuring out the gender of words is the ultimate test of intelligence! If you can’t instinctively tell if “creeper” is a boy or a girl, then you might just be a few blocks short of a full inventory.Join us for insane adventures where we battle gender-confused mobs and try to decipher the mysteries of the Spanish language. Will you be able to survive in a world where everything has a gender, even the dirt blocks?
So come on, join us and prove that you’re not “retarded” when it comes to gendered words in romance languages. It’s a linguistic rollercoaster that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and grammar.
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CraftyFoolMinecraftSMP
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning your sanity. Plus, our community is made up of expert pranksters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that awaits you! -
Mine4Money
Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft just to make a few measly bucks? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally make money by just standing still! That’s right, our server has a magical money tree that sprouts dollar bills instead of leaves. Just stand under it and watch the cash flow in.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of piggyback riding. Join them on their adventures as they ride through the mines and conquer dungeons with their oinking comrades.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rare breed of chickens that lay golden eggs. Forget about selling feathers and raw chicken, these golden eggs are worth more than a stack of diamonds! So come join our server and experience the wackiest and most profitable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen.
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BidenCraft vs ZelenskyyCraft
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away in this totally rad minecraft server, right? and then out of nowhere, biden and zelenskyy show up and start building a giant statue of a potato together. like, what even is happening, right? but then they’re like, “hey, come join our server and witness the potato magic for yourself!” and you’re just like, “heck yeah, sign me up!”so you join the server and you’re greeted by a talking chicken who’s like, “welcome to the land of the potato gods, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun!” and you’re just like, “this is the best day ever!”
you start exploring the server and you come across a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are dancing to funky music. and then you find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. it’s like a dream come true, man.
but the best part is when you stumble upon a group of llamas wearing sunglasses and playing poker. they invite you to join their game and you end up winning a stack of emeralds. it’s like you’re living in a minecraft fever dream and you never want to wake up.
so yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server of all time, come join us and witness the madness for yourself. biden and zelenskyy might even make another appearance, who knows? just remember, in the land of the potato gods, anything is possible.