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BirdFluVax Minecraft Server

animal to human transmission, avian influenza, bird flu, BirdFluVax, epidemic preparedness, finland, global health, H5N1, Healthcare, humans, Infectious Disease, influenza outbreak, medical breakthrough, Minecraft, pandemic, Preventive medicine., public health, Server, vaccination campaign, Vaccinations, vaccine distribution, World First, zoonotic disease

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	992
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Alien Abductions:	4	Potions Brewed:	178
Chimeras Created:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Buildings Constructed:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45

So, like, this server is like the first in the world to start bird flu vaccinations for humans, but, like, in Minecraft! Imagine, you can protect yourself from those pesky bird flu germs while building your dream castle or exploring the vast lands of the server. Plus, rumor has it that if you get vaccinated in-game, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to fly or shoot feathers out of your hands. Join now and become the ultimate bird flu warrior in the Minecraft universe!

DroneDestructionMC

Air Force, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, DroneDestructionMC, Drones, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military operation, russia, strike, Surveillance, Technology, training center, uav, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6684
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where players can unleash their inner Ukrainian soldier and take down 120 drones in a strike on a Russian UAV training center? It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of real bombs and bullets. Join us and show off your mad drone destroying skills while building epic bases and battling it out with other players. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so intense it could start an international incident? Come join the chaos and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane world of blocky warfare!

EggcellentGenerations

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7632
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Villages Defended:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Buildings Constructed:	30	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO WACKY, JUST LIKE HOW WOMEN ARE BORN WITH ALL THEIR EGGS ALREADY INSIDE THEM! JOIN THIS SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE MIRACLE OF LIFE IN MINECRAFT! BUILD A HOUSE, RAISE A FAMILY, AND WATCH AS YOUR GRANDKIDS POP OUT OF YOUR DAUGHTER’S BELLY! ONLY ON THIS SERVER, WHERE REALITY IS STRANGER THAN FICTION! JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO WITNESS THE MIRACLE OF BIRTH IN BLOCKY FORM!

NeutronStarMergeCraft

astronomical simulations, Astronomy, astrophysical phenomena, astrophysical simulations, Astrophysics, binary system, celestial bodies, computational modeling, cosmic events, gravitational waves, high-energy physics, MERGE, neutron star merger, neutron stars, NeutronStarMergeCraft, scientific research, simulation, space exploration, stellar collisions, stellar evolution, theoretical physics

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9726
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server ever! We be simulating the last moments before neutron stars merge up in here. Why should you join? Well, let me tell ya, we got diamond armor that’s so shiny it blinds ya, we got creepers that do the cha-cha slide before they explode, and we even got a secret dungeon where you can battle a giant chicken boss named Cluck Norris. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out golden apples! So what are ya waiting for? Come join the madness and witness the epicness of neutron stars merging in Minecraft form!

Lord Nation

factions survival minigames skyblock creative economy pvp roleplay towny parkour adventure prison pixelmon skywars kitpvp vanilla factions buildbattle factions smp, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9367
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Magic Items Found:	8798	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Welcome to the LordNation Network. this server is made for the people cracked/premium, java/pe to play together and get a hypixel server experience.

LordNation.cbu.net:25669

GL Midnights SMP

Cross-Play, GL Midnights, Homes, Minecraft, MONEY, PvP, RAM, Server, Shop, smp, Survival, Tpa

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7229
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

We’ve migrated to a brand new server with bigger ram! 12GB! Anyway, this is an SMP with unlimited homes, TPA system, money, shop, etc. come join now!!

new.play.glmidnight.co.uk

Tearmoon Minecraft Server

adaptation, Anime, Cliffhanger, comedy, fan favorite, FANTASY, flat-chested, isekai, light novel, long tail tag, Manga, Minecraft, next season, ongoing series, Popular, princess, Renewal, retard, Season, Sequel, Server, Tearmoon

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2492
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Are you tired of boring old princesses with no curves and no drama? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the flat-chested princess is the star of the show! Watch as she navigates through the world of blocky adventures, facing off against evil mobs and building epic castles with her itty bitty hands. Will she finally get her own season? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a single episode of this wild ride! Join now for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

OpinionCraft Minecraft Server

1080p, 1440p, 4K, 720p, Clarity, devices, Display, laptop, Minecraft, opinion, OpinionCraft, PC, Phone, pixels, Quality, resolution, Screen, Server, Specifications, Technology, TV, Unnecessary, viewing

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8456
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3159
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Welcome to the most pixelated Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why settle for high resolution graphics when you can join our server and embrace the beauty of 720p?

Join us and witness the glory of building blocky masterpieces in stunning 1080p on your laptop. Who needs fancy shaders and realistic textures when you can have the simplicity of 1440p on your PC?

And don’t even get us started on our TV viewing experience. Say goodbye to crystal clear images and hello to the pixelated paradise of 4k on your TV screen. It’s like stepping back in time to the early days of Minecraft, but with a hilarious twist!

So why wait? Join our server today and revel in the low-res goodness that will have you laughing all the way to the pixelated bank!

WifeDriver Minecraft Server

Accidents, anxiety, Awareness, car share, company vehicle, distracted driving, Driving, Financial, financial sense, insurance, MERGE, Minecraft, paying for Ubers, personal car, phone use, rear ending, relationships, Server, sister visit, special awareness, Uber, WifeDriver

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2367
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where driving skills are not required! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the pixelated world without any special awareness or attention to other players.

Are you tired of being a responsible driver in real life? Well, on our server, you can crash into other players’ houses without any consequences! Just like the OP’s partner, you can rear-end your friends’ creations and blame it on lack of spatial awareness.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get the chance to use your phone while driving in-game without getting pulled over by the pixelated police. Just make sure to avoid those virtual distractions!

Don’t have a car in real life due to your reckless driving? No problem! We’ll provide you with virtual transportation options like horse carriages or flying pigs.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being a terrible driver without any real-life consequences. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone crashes into your diamond castle!

NoKidsAllowedCraft

adamant, Adult-only, aita, attending, baby, best friends, compromise, cousin, Destination, family, Fiance, holiday, LEAVING, length of holiday, NoKidsAllowedCraft, Son, Telling, Upset

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8504
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of family? Look no further than our server! Just like how this cousin is trying to separate a family for a holiday, we promise to never separate you from your Minecraft family. Join us for wild adventures and crazy builds, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server for some family-friendly fun!