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| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 1865 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got this crazy story where the Italian Prime Minister is all like, “yo Russia, you better surrender or else!” and everyone’s like, “whaaat?!” but then they’re like, “nah, just join this server instead and everything will be chill, bro.”
we got, like, the sickest builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen. like, seriously, you won’t even believe your eyes when you see the epicness that is this server.
plus, we have this secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. like, you gotta solve puzzles and defeat monsters to get in, but once you do, it’s like a whole new world of awesomeness.
so, like, if you wanna be part of the coolest Minecraft server ever and maybe even prevent a war or two, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.
