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Momma’s MineCraft Server: No Splitting Profits!

back pain, brother, clean, complaining, Demand, Effort, elliptical, family, fb marketplace, marketplace, matress protector, mattress, Minecraft, mom, mommas, Négotiation, profit, PROFITS, SELLING, Server, Space, SPLIT, splitting, ungrateful daughter

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	305
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	New Chunks Explored:	431876
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value the art of negotiation and making a profit! Just like the OP who sold their grandma’s mattress, we believe in maximizing our resources and getting the best deal possible.

Join us for a chance to haggle with noncommittal strangers over virtual items, boost your way to success (literally, with rocket boots), and finally close the deal with a nice family of creepers who will come pick up your loot.

But beware, just like OP’s mom, there may be some demanding players who will try to claim their share of your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground and keep all the treasure for yourself, or will you give in to the pressure and split the loot down the middle?

Either way, you’re in for a wild ride of outrageous stories, insane profits, and maybe even a few whiny moms along the way. So come join us on our server and let’s see who can come out on top as the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur!

SpoiledCraft

Abuse, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cooking, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, finances, friendship, gap year, household responsibilities, INDEPENDENCE, living costs, Maturity, misunderstandings, parenting, Privilege, spoiled, SpoiledCraft, Vacations, work ethic

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7861
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you’re tired of friends like Jason who think paying €50 a month to your mom is abusive, but getting €100 for clothes from your mom is totally normal.

On our server, you can cook for yourself without judgment, because who needs parents to make them meals when you can craft your own delicious dishes in Minecraft?

And forget about being left alone at home while your mom goes on vacation – on our server, you can go on epic virtual vacations with your friends and explore new worlds together!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where you can be your own boss, cook your own food, and never have to deal with a cleaning lady in your room every day. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have friends like Jason judging your every move!

MapleCraft SMP: Eh, Canada?

Beautiful landscapes, Canada, cold weather, culture, Diversity, friendly people, Healthcare, Hockey, maple syrup, MapleCraft, Mounties, multicultural, Nature, Non-Canadians, North America, opinion, poutine, smp, Thoughts, Tim Hortons, travel

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2222
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can shoot fireballs out of its eyes! Plus, every full moon, we have a massive dance party with all the mobs from the game. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. And the best part is, you can ride around on giant hamsters while you’re there.

So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP around, hit us up! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring a spare pair of diamond boots in case you run into a pack of killer bunnies. Stay safe out there, gamers!

CraftyCringeLand

CraftyCringeLand, cyber, cyberbullying, cybercrime, dangerous websites, dark web, deep web, disturbing content, harmful content, harmful effects, Hate Speech, illegal activities, inappropriate content, internet, negative environment, negative impact, ONLINE, online harassment, toxic communities, unsafe websites, worst place

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5276
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Star Shards Collected:	258	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the absolute WORST place on the internet – and we mean that in the best way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let’s just say that our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare step foot in it. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt, because on our server, anything goes – even if it involves riding llamas into battle against an army of zombie villagers. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Ice Age Oasis

30 feet, 9 meters, age, Ancient, antarctica, below, Chamber, discovery, Exploration, frozen lake, Ice, Liquid Fresh Water, Massive, Microbes, Millions of Years Ago, Oasis, Retrieval, samples, scientists, Solid Ice, Survival, time capsule, Unique

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8371
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5452	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Meteorites Collected:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

yo, u ever wanted to explore a frozen lake in antarctica that’s like a time capsule from millions of years ago? well, dis server is like dat but in minecraft form! we got unique microbes dat have survived in a massive chamber of liquid fresh water below more than 9 meters of solid ice. join us and uncover the secrets of dis icy world! plus, u might even find a hidden portal to a dimension filled with talking penguins and magical ice cream cones. come on, what are u waiting for? dive into the frozen madness now! 🐧🍦❄️

HYROMIA Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, creativity, Gaming, HYROMIA, Minecraft, multiplayer, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5001
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

The owner of the “HYROMIA” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.hyromia.ru

ExeosCraft

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, anti-grief, cross-platform, Custom Plugins, Discord, ExeosCraft, giving back, hard difficulty, Inclusivity, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Optimization, Permanent World, Player-Driven Updates, safe space, smp, Stability, Strong Economy, Trailer Link., Zero Pay-To-Win

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1524
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	429
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Players Killed by Monsters:	6875	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Server Name	ExeosCraft
Server Type	LGBTQ+ SMP
Server Age	Since June 2020
Map Size	35,000×35,000

Overview:

Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

Why Choose Us?

Stability: Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our promise.
Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
Cross-Platform: Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

Features:

Permanent World: All builds are kept forever
Level-Up System: All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
Pets: Train a pet to assist you in a fight
Land Claim: Protect all your precious builds
McMMO: Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
Strong Economy: Thriving player economy
Leaderboards: Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
Hard Difficulty: Difficulty for the server set to Hard
Player-Driven Updates: Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

FAQ:

1. Are there any rules against hate speech?

ExeosCraft is a safe space for all players, and hate speech is not tolerated on our server.

2. Can I obtain donator perks without donating?

Yes, all donator perks are available through free, in-game means. We believe in fairness for all players.

3. How can I suggest a feature or update for the server?

You can join our Discord and suggest a feature in the suggestions channel. We value player input and strive to improve based on community feedback.

4. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, ExeosCraft is a no-grief server. We prioritize a positive and collaborative community experience.

5. How often are updates and events held on the server?

We strive to have regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for all players. Stay tuned to our Discord for announcements.

Ethereal Realm Wilds 1.21.2

1.21.2, Arabs, compassion, data entry job, dearborn, Elite, Ethereal, global dominance, iraqui, jeet larper, jew, Midwest, Muslim, Oklahoma, racial politics, rational beings, Realm, rich whites, white race, Wilds

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6455
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Bro, join this Minecraft server for real tho. It’s like the white race but in Minecraft form, we out here dominating the game but also showing compassion to all players. Just like the rich whites in those 5 cities, we’re on top but also spreading the love to all the noobs in the Midwest and Oklahoma. Forget about those rich Arabs, we got Muslim players ballin’ out in Dearborn, it’s wild. Plus, our data entry job is to enter the world of blocks and build epic stuff, no cushy landlord needed. Don’t be a jew or jeet larper, just come vibe with us and see how we’re changing the game in the past 100 years. Let’s gooooo!

Tingles Minecraft SMP – EN ASMR Vtubers

#english speaking, asmr, discuss, discussion, Find, genre, Language, last stream, long tail, Menace Mamaki, Minecraft, ongoing streams, Previous thread, smp, STREAMS, Thread, tingles, Unofficial, useful information, Vtubers

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5088
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Emeralds Found:	2672
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss the one and only Menace Mamaki and English-speaking VTubers who do ASMR! Join us as we embark on epic adventures in the virtual world, where we mine diamonds while listening to soothing whispers and tingles. Our last stream was so lit, even the Ender Dragon couldn’t handle it! Check out our ongoing streams for some ASMR goodness and join us in our quest to uncover the secrets of the virtual realm. Don’t miss out on the fun, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two)! So come on, join us and let’s make some virtual magic happen!

Sickmas Minecraft Server

#unwell, aita, baskets, Blame, chest infection, christmas, DAUGHTER, hyper-vigilant, Illness, Minecraft, mum, office, Parent, partner, selfish, Server, Sickmas, sister-in-law, stupid, supermarket, trolleys, wreath-making event

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4906
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where getting sick before Christmas is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild time as we embrace the holiday spirit with a twist – chest infections for everyone!

Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good cough and sneeze, and where being “hyper-vigilant” about germs is a thing of the past. Forget about sanitizing your hands and avoiding trolleys, because here, we welcome all kinds of illnesses with open arms.

Join us as we celebrate Christmas in style, with a special wreath-making event where you can catch all the germs you want from your fellow players. And don’t worry about feeling like a terrible parent for being sick at the “wrong time,” because on our server, being sick is a badge of honor.

So come on over and join the fun – who needs a healthy holiday season when you can have a sick one instead? See you on the server, where chest infections are the new black!