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Satanic Sisters Minecraft Madness

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9926
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Love Letters Sent:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7363

Welcome to our Minecraft server where women are literally satanic…ly good at building amazing structures! Join us for a chance to witness the devilishly talented female players create jaw-dropping builds that will leave you questioning your own building skills. Who knew that Satan was a master architect?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Divas” – a group of fierce female players who dominate in PvP battles. Rumor has it that they sold their souls to the devil for unbeatable PvP skills. Will you dare to challenge them?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair where the witches of the server brew potions that give you superhuman abilities. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself turned into a frog!

So come join us on this wild and wicked Minecraft adventure, where women are not just players, they’re satanic superstars!

LOLcraft: The Adventures of TRANIME

Adventures, animated series, Anime, anime addiction, Anime Community, anime culture, anime fanatics, anime lovers, anime obsession, conventions, COSPLAY, Fan art, Fandom, fanfiction, Japanese culture, Kawaii, LolCraft, love, Manga, merchandise, Otaku, otaku life, tranime

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3692
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where everything is made out of anime characters. That’s right, you can mine for waifus and build with your favorite anime heroes. Want to fight a giant Pikachu boss? Done. Want to ride on a flying Totoro? No problem. Join us on our server and experience the ultimate anime adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden Senpai Shrine, you’ll be granted three wishes by the anime gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner otaku run wild!

RichCraft: Where Even the Creepers Have Mansions

affluent, aspiration, CREEPERS, Curiosity, desire, dream homes, envy, expensive homes, exterior lighting, Financial goals, high society, Lifestyle, luxury living, Mansions, materialism, Nighttime, opulence, RichCraft, social class, status symbols, stone homes, success, wealth

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2803
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Are you tired of living in a dirt hut while your neighbors flaunt their multi-million dollar stone mansions? Look no further, because on our server, you can become a part of the elite 5,000,000 $ stone home club!

Join us and embark on a quest to gather rare materials, slay dragons, and make deals with villagers to amass your fortune. Once you’ve built your dream mansion, you’ll never have to worry about leaving the outside lights on again – because who needs sleep when you’re living in luxury?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the envy of all your Minecraft neighbors!

Crafty Yanks Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5551
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	New Chunks Explored:	939122
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with adorable Americans who will greet you with hugs and cookies! That’s right, Americans are cute and they’re waiting for you to join their pixelated world of fun and friendship. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!

VoiceCraft: Where We Only Speak in Minecraft Once

bratan, Communication, Conversation, game discussion, Game Strategy, Gaming, Icebreaker, marriage proposal, Minecraft, multiplayer, online chat, online gaming, Peace be upon you, player interaction, sister, small talk, Social Interaction, speak, talking about the game, use voice chat, voice communication, VoiceCraft, where are you from

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1593
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Star Shards Collected:	174
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Once you join, get ready to be bombarded with greetings in every language known to man. You’ll be proposed to by random players wanting you to marry their sisters, because why not? And don’t even think about trying to talk about the game, because small talk is the only talk allowed here.

But wait, there’s more! Join our voice chat once and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of “Hallooo, bratan!” in perfect harmony. Who needs game strategy when you can have awkward conversations with strangers instead? So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

Blockhead Banter

Asshole, banter, Blockhead, CRUSADE, dog-pigs, dumb, dumb motherfuckers, Europe, Genocide, MOTHERFUCKERS, normal Europe, Quiet, russia, totalitarian

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8689
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3101	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	278	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

PizzaSliceTales Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5278
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a slice of pizza that tells the most epic bedtime stories you’ve ever heard! Imagine building a castle while being serenaded by a pizza slice playing the accordion. Or going on a quest to find the legendary cheese of destiny, guided by a wise old slice of pepperoni. Join us and experience the craziest, most delicious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Creepers & Cakes: A Minecraft Adventure

#breastfeeding, 4chan, Abuse, Adventure, black penises, cakes, CREEPERS, cross dressing, Disturbing, family friend, fun thread, GOD, Grooming, illegal, inappropriate, Manipulation, Minecraft, MINOR, pedomommy, Police, predator, Secrets, Trauma, underage

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5478
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Votes:	3807	Dimension Hops:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Buildings Constructed:	26	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, craft, and survive while dodging crazy family friends who want to breastfeed you! That’s right, our unique feature includes Pedomommy NPCs who will try to smother you with their perfume and rub their breasts in your face. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even end up dressing as a woman to masturbate like some of our other players!

Join now and let’s make this Minecraft server something fun and unforgettable!

KoreanCraft: From Stone Age to Annexation LOL

age, annexation, Asian history, Colonization, east asia, economic development, foreign influence, historical impact, History, imperialism, industrialization, japan annexation, japanese rule, Korea, korean culture, korean economy, korean history, korean society, KoreanCraft, lol, Modernization, Poor, POVERTY, STONE, stone age

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4517
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Korea was so poor it was basically stuck in the Stone Age before Japan came along and annexed it. But fear not, because on our server, you can rewrite history and build a thriving Korean empire that will make Japan jealous! Explore ancient ruins, mine for precious resources, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Kimchi Dragon. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn Korea into a powerhouse on our server – it’s a history lesson you won’t want to miss!

Gun-Toting Dryer Queen’s Minecraft Madness

action, Adventure, Arsenal, dryer, firearms, firepower, futuristic, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gaming news, gaming trends, gaming updates., Guns, GunToting, madness, Minecraft, QUEENS, Sci Fi, Technology, update, weapon customization., weapon hotkeys

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7347
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot as a weapon. Yes, you read that right. A CARROT.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. But shh, it’s a secret. Only the bravest players can find it.

3. Our PvP battles are legendary. One time, two players had a duel using nothing but chickens as their weapons. It was clucking madness!

4. Our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can breakdance like nobody’s business. He’s the life of the party, trust me.

5. In the next update, we’re implementing hotkeys for weapons, but not just any weapons. You’ll be able to wield 8 guns at once, all while doing your laundry in-game. It’s a multitasking dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!