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Hilltop Havoc: Neolithic Edition

dangerous areas, Edition, fear of conflict, Havoc, higher mortality, Hilltop, hilltops, lower fertility, Neolithic, Neolithic Europe, overpopulation, population decline, safer locations

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5729
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Void Gems Collected:	24
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Yo, you ever wanted to travel back in time to Neolithic Europe but without all the boring fear of conflict and population declines? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us and experience a world where conflict is a thing of the past and everyone lives in harmony on hilltops. But watch out, overpopulation might lead to some crazy deaths and low fertility rates! It’s a wild ride, so join now for a chance to live in a world where fear is a thing of the past!

ScreenCrafters

addiction, computer screen, digital age, Digital Detox, digital devices, modern lifestyle, reducing screen time, screen addiction, screen detox, screen fatigue, screen overload, screen time, screen time management, screen-free, screen-free activities, ScreenCrafters, smartphone addiction, tablet screen, Technology, technology addiction, television screen

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	757
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Buildings Constructed:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

haha u ever had a day where u didnt see a screen? me neither! come join our minecraft server where u can escape the screen by staring at a virtual screen instead! it’s like screen-ception, but with blocks and stuff.

we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually llamas in disguise. they throw llama parties every night and do llama karaoke. it’s lit, fam.

also, did u know our server is haunted by a ghost named steve? he’s always messing with the redstone and turning all the pigs into zombies. but don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost. just don’t make eye contact with him or he’ll steal all your diamonds.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to meet a llama in a suit. what more could u ask for in a minecraft server? come join us now and let’s have some fun!

UltraMindCraft: Brainwave Boost

activities, Alter, Boost, brain function, brain region, brain stimulation, brainwave, cognitive enhancement, daydreaming, envisioning the future, low-intensity ultrasound, mental health, mindfulness, neuroimaging, noninvasive, recalling memories, research, researchers, study, Technology, UltraMindCraft, Ultrasound technology

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9161
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

so, like, this server is like, totally mind-blowing, dude. we use ultrasound technology to like, boost your mindfulness while playing Minecraft. like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly being hit with a wave of zen and inner peace.

our researchers have found that the low-intensity ultrasound can like, alter your brain and make you better at daydreaming, remembering stuff, and even like, seeing into the future. so, like, not only will you be a pro at Minecraft, but you’ll also be a psychic wizard or something.

join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending, brain-altering, Minecraft-playing adventure. who needs drugs when you have ultrasound technology, amirite? come join us and level up your brain game, bro. it’s gonna be a trip, man.

Vanilla Survival: Where the only crystal around here is the clear one on the dessert table

Axes, bedrock, Bows, clear, Community, Conquer, creativity, crystal, dessert, Destruction, Dupers, east, economy plugins, Geyser, hacked clients, java, Monuments, semi anarchy, Survival, Swords, Table, Tnt, Trading, tradition, tree farms, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Potions Brewed:	43
Farms Harvested:	608	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

sVanilla Survival Server Overview

Server Name	sVanilla Survival
IP Address	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal-free PvP.

Why Choose sVanilla Survival?

Melee Based PvP: Crystal PvP is disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows.
Quality of Life: Convenient commands like Teleport, Ignore, and Sethome are provided.
Bartering Economy: Economy is based on trading with other players.
Boundless Exploration: No land claims and a 300k world border for unrestricted exploration.
Permanent Legacy: The map is permanent and will never reset.
TNT Duplication: Enabled for easier construction.

Join sVanilla Survival and become part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacked clients allowed?	No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.
Is crystal PvP enabled?	No, crystal PvP is disabled in favor of melee-based combat.
Are there economy plugins on the server?	No, the server economy is based on trading with other players.
Is the world map permanent?	Yes, the map is permanent and will never reset.
Are TNT duplication methods allowed?	Yes, piston and slime-based TNT dupers are enabled on the server.

GlowCraft Server: Anus Adventures

10th circle of Hell, Adventures, Anus, best out, Claim, clean, collective decision, Condemnation, condemned, dirty incel anuses, Eternity, GlowCraft, glowies, GLOWNIGGERS, Humanity, less than 30 years, new world order, once again, pathetic lives, planet earth, pogrom, reminder, Server, tongue my anus

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4598
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Ores Mined:	1830
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Alien Abductions:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server where Glowies (aka players who use glowstone excessively) are sent to the 10th circle of Hell to clean dirty incel anuses for eternity! But wait, there’s more! You only have 30 years left on Earth before humanity decides to pogrom you, so why not spend your time building and claiming your spot in the New World Order? Join us now for a wild and wacky time that you’ll never forget!

CapitulateCraft Minecraft Server

Bitcoin, Bitcoin holdings, Blockchain, CapitulateCraft, capitulation event, cryptocurrency, digital assets, Digital Currency, financial news, germany, hodl, institutional investors, Investment, long-term investment., market analysis, market correction, market manipulation, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, miners capitulation, Mining (Industry), Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5787
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3903
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have 1.800.000 Bitcoin just casually lying around – that’s 36 times more than what Germany had at one point, no big deal. Join us and maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-clad chickens who rule with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can befriend one of these feathered overlords, they’ll grant you access to their exclusive chicken dance party where the beats are as fresh as their eggs.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with more riches than a dragon’s hoard and more poultry power than a barnyard coup d’état? Come on in and see for yourself – just watch out for any chickens wearing crowns, they mean business.

MomMD Minecraft Server

aita, autism, Boundaries, boundary talking, Controlled, Cool, family, Friends, impressed, Issues, middle class, Minecraft, MomMD, overstepped, panic attacks, Parent, Respect, School, Server, telling my mother, upper middle-class, wish she was a doctor, work

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8446
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Void Gems Collected:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	18

Are you tired of your mom constantly nagging you about your life choices? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be whoever you want to be! No more pressure to be a doctor or lawyer, on our server, you can be a wizard, a warrior, or even a unicorn if you want!

Plus, imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends that your Minecraft parent is a doctor! They’ll be so jealous of your virtual family status. And who needs friends in real life when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft players to hang out with?

So come join us on our server, where panic attacks and autism can’t hold you back from living your best virtual life! Who needs school or work when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

NoWeddingNoDiamonds

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, emotional labor, exclusion, friendship, Help, Honesty, Invitation, LGBTQ, mutual friends, NoWeddingNoDiamonds, relationships, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, social dynamics, Support, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5958
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of being left out of your friends’ weddings just because you’re fabulous and single? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and build your own virtual wedding where everyone is invited, even if you’re just a background friend in real life.

Just like how John and Jane left out our poor player from their big day, you can create your own drama-filled virtual weddings and parties where everyone is welcome, no matter their relationship status. Plus, our server is filled with helpful players who will take care of your virtual animals and property while you’re off on your virtual honeymoon.

So come on down to our server and show John and Jane what they’re missing out on by excluding you from their special day. Who needs real friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore and create chaos in? Join now and let the fun begin!

InsomniaCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, Caffeine, existential crisis, Family issues, FEARS, financial problems, Future, health concerns, insomnia, InsomniaCraft, late night thoughts, Minecraft, Nightmares, overthinking, relationships, restlessness, Server, sleeplessness, stress, Technology, uncertainty, work, worries

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7682
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	8856	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Are you tired of counting sheep and staring at the ceiling? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boredom! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pillow Fort of Doom, where players must battle it out in epic pillow fights to claim the title of Pillow King or Queen. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and a petting zoo filled with friendly zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to boring nights forever!

BoomerCraft

ancient technology, antiquated technology, BoomerCraft, classic gadgets, classic technology, legacy gadgets, legacy technology, obsolete technology, old school gadgets, old school technology, old tech devices, outdated gadgets, outdated technology, retro technology, satisfied with old technology, satisfied with outdated technology, still using old technology, traditional gadgets, traditional technology, vintage gadgets, vintage technology

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6442
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Crops Grown:	4431
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchantments Applied:	105
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you still using a potato-powered computer from the Stone Age? Well, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server runs on a hamster wheel generator, ensuring that you’ll never run out of power (as long as the hamster keeps running, of course).

Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.

But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!

CrazyCraft Minecraft Server

Blasts, Conflict Resolution, crazycraft, crisis management., Diplomacy, european security, foreign policy, global affairs, government responses, international relations, Limits, military actions, military intervention, Minecraft, NATO summit, peace talks, political tensions, russia, Server, strikes, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6637
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	249
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we blast crazy limits like zelensky at nato summit! we dont hold back on strikes inside russia or anywhere else! come build, mine, and battle with us in a world where anything goes! who needs rules when you have explosions and chaos?! join now and be part of the madness!