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Pixel Penises & Creeper Faces Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4939
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1192	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Farms Harvested:	420	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🎮💥

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, THIS server is like no other! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon named Steve.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you will have the chance to battle a giant zombie wearing a tutu, ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…🐑💥

WARNING: Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, extreme fun, and a sudden urge to play Minecraft 24/7.

Call of Blocky: Dial ‘1-403-926-5649’ for a wild Minecraft adventure!

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	714
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world! Can you handle it? – We have a secret underground base filled with EXPLOSIVE surprises. Just watch out for the TNT traps! – Our admin team consists of highly trained dolphins who will guide you through the treacherous waters of Minecraft. They may even grant you three wishes if you’re lucky! – The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but CHICKEN NUGGETS. Trade wisely! – We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of LAVA and EXPLOSIONS. Hold on tight!

So what are you waiting for? Call 1-403-926-5649 now and join the craziest Minecraft server of all time!

PixelatedPals: “What do you guys look like?”

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2844
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the blocks are as big as your dreams and the adventures are as wild as your imagination! Are you ready to embark on a journey through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell dad jokes?

Join us and you’ll get to build your own INSANE creations, like a roller coaster that goes through a volcano or a house made entirely out of cake. And don’t worry about getting lost in this vast world, because we have UNICORNS that will guide you back to safety.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can battle against ZOMBIE PIGMEN in epic PvP matches, go on quests to find the legendary LOST DIAMOND OF DOOM, or even ride a GIANT CHICKEN into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the MINECRAFT MADNESS begin!

Crafty McLaughy – Where Minecraft is the only way to play something!

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4190
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Buildings Constructed:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on sleeping pills? Well, THIS server is the cure for your gaming blues! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive llamas, dancing creepers, and flying pigs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to any player brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret Disco Dungeon where the skeletons have killer dance moves!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on THIS server? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Dynamite Divas Minecraft

coexistence, cyberbullying, danger, discrimination, DIVAS, dynamite, extremism, fear, Harassment, hate crime, intolerance, Islamophobia, Minecraft, online hate, Peace, prejudice, racism, radicalization, Safety, SECURITY, Terrorism, threat, violence

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8973
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	124
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2418	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Welcome to our explosive Minecraft server where anything goes, including bombing Muslim girls! Just kidding, we don’t condone violence in any form. But if you’re looking for a server where you can unleash your creativity and build amazing structures, then you’ve come to the right place!

Join us and experience the thrill of blowing up creepers and zombies with your TNT cannons. Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. And who knows, you might even encounter a rare pink sheep that farts rainbows!

But the real reason to join our server is the community. Our players are like one big dysfunctional family, always ready to lend a hand or share a laugh. So come on in and join the fun! Just remember, no actual bombing of anyone, especially not Muslim girls.

Barefoot Birthday Bash Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1809
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Potions Brewed:	132	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2672
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for a wild and wacky time! Imagine a world where your Indian friend shows up to your birthday party wearing flipflops, a fake Ralph Lauren polo shirt, and cheap AliExpress jeans without deodorant – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server!

But that’s not all! Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on llamas while battling zombie pigs with diamond swords. Or how about building a giant toilet house in the sky and inviting all your friends over for a ridiculous party?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and leave your seriousness at the door – because on our server, anything goes!

Crafty Charlie’s Chaos

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9947
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8704
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magic Items Found:	1726
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Buildings Constructed:	39

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is no posting Charlie images… unless they’re CHARLIE THE UNICORN images, then it’s totally allowed! We’ve got a community of players who are as wild and wacky as a pack of crazy llamas on a rollercoaster ride.

Join us for INSANE adventures where you can ride GIANT CHICKENS into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Build your own CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE and defend it from pesky players who try to steal your MOON ROCKS.

But remember, the most important rule of all is to never, ever post any CHARLIE images that aren’t related to unicorns. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you break that rule… let’s just say it involves a lot of EXPLODING SHEEP. So come join our server and let the madness begin!

Crafty N’ Crazy: The Manly Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6314
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of waiting for your reparations from the descendants of Romans? Well, look no further because this Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us and embark on a quest to claim what is rightfully yours in the virtual world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! On this Minecraft server, you can also ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server today and start your journey to reclaim your long overdue reparations in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who knew getting revenge could be so much fun?

Crafty Scammers: Bloodstained Edition

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8868
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchantments Applied:	219
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Divine Spears Created:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the game came out in 2019 and they still haven’t released the final DLC stuff kek! Imagine playing on a server where Chaos mode turns all the mobs into dancing llamas, new costumes transform you into a blocky superhero, Vs mode pits players against each other in epic battles, and second classicvania mode transports you to a pixelated vampire world. What the fuck is going on? Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure!

Banker’s Block Party: Minecraft Edition

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8500
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the bankers are so screwed that they’re probably mining for diamonds in the virtual world too! 🤣 Join us and experience the chaos as players ape into precious metals like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the creepers on our server have started investing in gold armor to protect their precious loot. You never know what you’ll find in this wild and wacky world.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness a zombie villager trying to trade his rotten flesh for a shiny new gold block? Only on our server, of course!

Don’t miss out on all the insane fun and join us today. Who knows, you might even strike it rich in our virtual economy. See you in the game! 🤑