HillbillyCraft SMP

appalachia, Backwoods, colloquial, Community, Country, culture, dialect, family, Hillbilly, HillbillyCraft, local ], names, nicknames, redneck, Regional, Rural, Slang, smp, Southern, Stereotypes, Traditions, Unique

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8522
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magic Items Found:	5884
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is full of hillbilly charm and shenanigans! Join us for a wild ride through the backwoods of Minecraft where you’ll meet characters like Cletus the Redstone Wizard and Bubba the Creeper Whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Hillbilly Olympics, where players compete in events like Cow Tipping and Pig Racing for the chance to win a golden shovel (because who needs a trophy when you can have a shovel, right?).

So grab your overalls and straw hat, because on our server, the only thing more plentiful than diamonds is moonshine! Yeehaw!

Trump’s Token Black Minecraft Server

African American, Black, black folks, civil rights, corn bread, discrimination, Diversity, employment, Hillbilly, Honky, INEQUALITY, Minecraft, Politics, prejudice, racism, segregation, Server, social justice, Stereotypes, TOKEN, trump, Trump administration, Trumps, white love, work

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2220
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Magic Items Found:	5336
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Trump would pick a cornbread-fed hillbilly over working with us black folks! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of white love to go around – just ask our resident hillbilly, who’s always ready to show off his cornbread-making skills. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs Trump when you’ve got us? Come on in and see for yourself!

TrashCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

assclown, Dysfunctional, Hillbilly, ignorant, low iq, meth head, midnight tweaker, Minecraft, monster truck, redneck, Rural, Server, Sideshow, trailerpark, TrashCraft, TRASHY, Ultimate, uneducated, White Trash, white trash culture, white trash fashion, white trash humor, white trash lifestyle, white trash stereotypes

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5264
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! If you’re looking for a place where low IQ sideshow trailerpark monster truck assclowns roam free, then you’ve come to the right place!

Join us for epic battles with mobs that are as wild and unpredictable as a drunk squirrel on a unicycle. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to dubstep music.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, guarded by llamas wearing sunglasses and sipping on margaritas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a rainbow and farting glitter.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and a whole lot of WTF moments? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Y’allcraft – Redneck Adventures & Hillbilly Banter

Adolf Hitler, Adventures, anti-semitism, banter, controversy, culture, dictator, Dictatorship, Dixie, Edition, Friends, heritage, Hillbilly, History, Holocaust, nationalism, Nazi Germany, Politics, Propaganda, racism, redneck, Southern US, world war II, Yallcraft

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	389
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Farms Harvested:	916	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the Adolf Hitler edition! Join us for a wild ride through history as we recreate all of Hitler’s greatest moments in Minecraft form.

Build your very own Nazi bunker complete with swastika flags and secret passages. Take part in epic battles against Allied forces and conquer Europe one block at a time. Don’t worry, we’ve made sure to include historically accurate uniforms and weapons for you to use.

But that’s not all! Join our weekly “Blitzkrieg” events where players race to see who can conquer the most territory in the shortest amount of time. The winner gets to be Fuhrer for a day and make all the rules.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being a dictator in Minecraft. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and we don’t actually support Hitler or his actions. It’s just a hilarious way to spice up your Minecraft experience. Join now and let the Third Reich rise again!

CraftyVenezFraudProof

allegations, controversy, Corruption, CraftyVenezFraudProof, Crisis, Democracy, election, electoral fraud, Evidence, fraud, Government, investigation, machado, Maria Corina Machado, opposition, Politics, proof, scandal, south america, Venezuela, voting irregularities

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	837
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Votes:	8421	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Void Gems Collected:	36
Alien Abductions:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

u know wat u need in ur life? u need to join dis minecraft server, cuz let me tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity. we got llamas ridin’ pigs, chickens doin’ backflips, and creepers doin’ the cha cha slide. u ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else, i tell ya.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. we got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that can one-shot a dragon, and even a pet ender dragon that farts rainbows. yep, u heard me right, a dragon that farts rainbows.

oh, and did i mention our staff team? they’re like superheroes, but cooler. they’ll help u with anything u need, whether it’s building a giant statue of ur cat or fighting off a horde of zombie villagers. they’re da real MVPs, lemme tell ya.

so what are u waitin’ for? come join dis server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those llama-pig hybrids, they can be a real handful.

KidCraft: Double Healing Powers

Abilities, accelerated healing, Adults, children, double, Fast, growth, healing, Healing Process, health, immune system, KidCraft, Kids, MIRACULOUS, Powers, Rapid, Recovery, Regeneration, resilience, strength, Super Powers, vitality, young

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7040
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Towns Built:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mines Excavated:	2066	Meteorites Collected:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

join our epic minecraft server where kids have SUPER POWERS and heal TWICE as fast as adults!! imagine being able to bounce back from a creeper explosion like it’s nothing, while the grown-ups are still crying over their lost diamonds.

not only that, but our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. build a coop, feed it some seeds, and watch as the riches pour out. who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava-filled caves and zombie-infested mineshafts. hold on tight and try not to scream too loud, the zombies don’t like noise.

so come join us on our server where kids rule, diamonds fall from the sky, and roller coasters are the only way to travel. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

XYLARS

Adventure Crafting Building Warrior Combat Battlefield Parkour Challenge Adrenaline Mechanics Rivals Community Rewards Ranks Perks Features Exciting Thrilling Casual Builder, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5340
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to Xylar! Dive into the ultimate Minecraft adventure with Xylar, the server that has it all! Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a casual builder, Xylar offers something for everyone: – Survival – Craft, build, and survive in our expansive world. – PvP – Test your combat skills and dominate the battlefield. – Parkour – Challenge yourself with our thrilling parkour courses. – Lifesteal Gamemode – Experience the adrenaline rush of lifesteal mechanics and see if you can outlast your rivals. – Rewards and Ranks – Earn rewards as you play and rank up to unlock exclusive perks and features. Join us today and become part of the Xylar community! Join now!

xylar.altairmc.fun

The Glitched SMP

Adventure, Buying, Community, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Features, Fun, Glitched SMP, Land claiming, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roles, Seasons, SELLING, Server, stands, Survival, Unique

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9990
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Ever wanted a server with some cool features without 500+ players at once? Join the Glitched SMP! With the map of earth, and seasons with different effects, to claiming land, or renting out stands to buy and sell items, we have it all! Not your thing? Try out our PVP with one of our features similar to lifesteal!

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⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️ No Rules, Just Chaos for 5 Years! 1.21 Update, No Reset Map

Anarchy, Anticheat, Chaos, dallas, econo-shit plugins, Factions, fair footing, griefing permitted, laid back, Map, no currency, no land claims, no world resets, phantom prevention, player freedom, player head drops, PvP, quality of life, Reset, rules, small server, Stable, Straight.., Survival, update, Usa, Vanilla, Years

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7753
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
New Chunks Explored:	48994	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Server Information

Server IP	StraightUp.Minecraft.Best
Location	Dallas, USA

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.

[🧨] PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protect.

[💻] Stable server performance.

[🌎] No world resets. Ever. Many servers boast this, but few have stuck around as long as we have.

[🍪] Minor quality of life changes to empower greater player freedom. Kill players to obtain their head. Eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.

[‼️] Unobtrusive but effective anticheat to put vanilla players on a fair footing and maintain server performance.

[🚫] No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or econo-shit plugins that ruin the vanilla experience. Just Straight Up survival Minecraft. The way Minecraft was meant to be played.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there land claims on this server?	No, land claims are not permitted on Straight Up.
Can I use /tpa or /home commands?	No, those commands are not available on this server. It is pure survival gameplay.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is permitted on Straight Up.
Are there any world resets?	No, there are no world resets on this server. The world remains constant.

ToiletCraft Minecraft Server

community guidelines, Content Creation, copyright infringement, digital rights, DMCA’d, game development, Gaming Community, gaming platforms, Garry Mod, intellectual property, legal issues, Minecraft, modding, online gaming, sandbox game, Server, Skibbidi, steam workshop, Toilet Creator, ToiletCraft, User-generated content, video game, what the fuck

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6932
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a total mindfuck in the best way possible!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is like, “What the fuck is going on here?”

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of killer bunnies while wearing a tutu made of obsidian? It’s a total clusterfuck of fun and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself!

Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – CreeperCraft Chronicles

Arcadion, Chronicles, Coeurl, Creepercraft, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Events, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, general, In-game Events, Light-heavyweight Group Goon, Linkshells, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, Materia Gold Saucer, MEETUPS, Minecraft, patch notes, Raids, Resources, Savage Raids, smp, XIV, xivg, zurvan

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3683
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise it’s all in good fun).

Patch Notes: We’ve added flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and a secret underground disco party. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this update.

Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshells: Join our Free Company “Diamond Pickaxe Squad” and get access to exclusive perks like unlimited diamonds and a pet creeper that tells jokes.

In-game Events: Get ready for savage raids releasing tomorrow! It’s going to be a battle like no other, so make sure you bring your A-game (and maybe a few snacks).

Meetups: Join us for the XIVG Mahjong Open Tournament at the Materia Gold Saucer. Rumor has it, the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find the legendary Notch’s secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world. See you there!

HouseFlipper Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, controlling behavior, Decision making, family boundaries, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, Family Support, father in-law, generational differences, home improvements, Home ownership, home renovation, house ownership, houseflipper, in-law relationships, Minecraft, rental agreement, Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8190
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Animals Bred:	25	Endless Night Skies:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from controlling in-laws and build your dream house without anyone telling you what color your tiles should be!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can unleash your creativity without any $5,000 approval limits. Build a castle made entirely of pink wool, create a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, or even construct a giant statue of a cat to symbolize your freedom from unwanted opinions.

Don’t let your FIL’s “asshole gene” ruin your Minecraft experience – join our server and build to your heart’s content without any interference. Who needs a real house when you can have a virtual one where you make all the decisions? Let’s craft away the drama and have a blast together!

WeddingDramaCraft

aita, Bachelorette, bar, Best Friend, Caught, engaged, family, fancy restaurant, Fiance, Girlfriend, grammar mistakes, high school, jealous, Lesbian, maid of honor, making out, PHOTO, Rich, text, Truth, Wedding, WeddingDramaCraft

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5090
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472
New Chunks Explored:	77664	Meteorites Collected:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the excitement of being the maid of honor at your best friend’s wedding! Join us for a wild ride of accusations, betrayal, and family drama that will make your head spin.

Witness the bride accusing you of editing photos, having affairs, and being jealous of her lavish lifestyle. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back – just like your girlfriend who’s ready to defend you against all the haters. And when things get too heated at the bachelorette party, feel free to stand up for yourself and walk away from the drama.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such outrageous storylines and crazy characters like this? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience all the chaos and excitement of being the center of attention at a wedding gone wrong. Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship and loyalty.

NoFriendZone Minecraft SMP

busy schedules, communication skills, Cultural differences, fear of commitment, fear of judgment, fear of rejection, fear of vulnerability, introversion, ISOLATION, lack of common interests, lack of confidence, lack of social skills, language barriers, Loneliness, Minecraft, NoFriendZone, past experiences, self esteem, shyness, smp, social anxiety, social awkwardness, trust issues

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4245
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
New Chunks Explored:	15391	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Astral Projections Made:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Void Gems Collected:	36
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of being a lonely potato in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our SMP server is here to save you from eternal solitude! Join us and make friends faster than a creeper blowing up your house!

Our server is like a magical land where unicorns roam free and diamonds grow on trees. Seriously, we have a tree that literally drops diamonds. Don’t believe us? Come see for yourself!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays enchanted eggs. Collect them all and become the ultimate egg collector!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server now and say goodbye to loneliness forever! Who needs real friends when you have a bunch of pixelated pals to play Minecraft with?

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