hill giant

we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention that our diamonds are actually made of chocolate? yea, you can mine them and then eat them for a tasty treat.

plus, our villagers are all secretly ninjas in disguise. they’ll trade with you during the day and then kick butt at night. it’s like a ninja soap opera up in here.

so come join our wacky world and experience the most absurd and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those dancing cows, they’re a wild bunch.