hilarymich Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RespawnWinnersOnly

accomplishment, achievement, appreciation, Contentment, death, fulfillment, fulfillment in life, Gratitude, Happiness, Impact, Legacy, Life, Meaningful, Memories, Proud, purpose, Reflection, RespawnWinnersOnly, satisfaction, self worth, success

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9240
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

If you died right now, your proudest achievement would be joining our Minecraft server and surviving the epic battle against a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords and enchanted armor. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought a bunny wearing a diamond helmet! So come join us and show off your skills in the ultimate bunny showdown. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of Bunny Slayer Extraordinaire!

TrashBalloonWars Minecraft Server

border, Communication, Conflict, east asia, escalation, hostility, international relations, Korean Peninsula, loudspeaker broadcasts, Military, military tactics, Minecraft, North Korea, Political, Propaganda, propaganda war, provocation, RETALIATION, Server, south korea, Tension, trash balloons, TrashBalloonWars

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4368
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mines Excavated:	4441
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like South Korea vs North Korea up in here, but with loudspeaker broadcasts and trash balloons flying everywhere! Join us for some epic battles and hilarious shenanigans as we try to out-trash each other. Plus, who doesn’t want to see what happens when you mix Minecraft with international diplomacy gone wild? Come on, you know you wanna be a part of this madness! Let’s show those trash-talking North Koreans who’s boss in this wacky server!

SnapElectionCraft

centrist party, cnn, election results, EU vote, european parliament, european union, far-right parties, French far right, French politics, Macron, political analysis, political defeat, political implications, political landscape, political strategy, Politics, populist movements, snap election, SnapElectionCraft, voter turnout

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	103
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place you’ll ever play minecraft, like, ever. we got, like, dragons flying around everywhere and, like, unicorns that poop rainbows.

if you join this server, you’ll, like, get superpowers and be able to fly and shoot lasers out of your eyes. it’s, like, totally insane, man.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base where we keep all the treasure? yeah, it’s, like, full of diamonds and emeralds and, like, all the good stuff.

plus, the owner of the server is, like, a wizard who can grant your every wish. want a pet dragon? no problem. want to turn into a mermaid? easy peasy.

so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. you won’t regret it, i promise.

VHSvsDIGI: Vinyl Vibes & Digital Delights

analog, AUDIOPHILES, Audiovisual Experience, DELIGHTS, Digital, digital music, digital video, digital vs analog, media formats, MODERN, Music (Industry), music lovers, Nostalgia, Preference, sound quality, Technology, technology debate, VHS tapes, VHSvsDIGI, VIBES, video quality, videophile, vintage, Vinyl

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2930
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s butt crack! We got pigs flyin’ like they on Red Bull, zombies breakdancin’ like MJ, and skeletons shootin’ arrows like Cupid on steroids!

If u join dis server, u gonna be livin’ the dream, buildin’ epic castles taller than Shaq, diggin’ mines deeper than yo ex’s grudges, and fightin’ dragons bigger than yo mama’s appetite for drama!

Forget ’bout them audiophiles and their vinyl, on dis server, we all ’bout them videophiles who prefer watchin’ VHS tapes on a potato quality screen! So grab yo pickaxe, saddle up yo pig, and come join the madness! Let’s get pixelated, baby!

TWOfiTWO server Minecraft

Anarchic, g.d., mad, Minecraft, New Belarusian, Private, Server, TWOfiTWO

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2749
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

New Belarusian anarchic server without data, private, mad and g.d..

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MiddleSchoolMadness Minecraft Server

bleeding a lot, can’t find my wallet, cops talk to my parents, dad says he is not mad, fat piece of shit but not autistic, front teeth knocked off, give my wallet back, insurance, job gets me moving, last year of middleschool, lose weight in highschool, MiddleSchoolMadness, Minecraft, parents have to pay for tyrone hospital visit, punch him in the face, run home, Server, soccer kick his mouth, tyrone is known for stealing shit, tyrone never stole from me again, work my entire highschool

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1026
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mines Excavated:	1527

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate revenge fantasy experience! Have you ever wanted to take down your middle school bully in a virtual world? Well, now you can! Create your own character and unleash your fury on that pesky Tyrone who stole your wallet and made fun of you for being a “fat fuck”. Punch him in the face, soccer kick his mouth, and watch as his front teeth go flying! But be careful, make sure you know when to stop, unlike our protagonist here. And hey, who knows, maybe this virtual revenge will help you lose some weight too! Join now and let the virtual justice be served!

OopsCraft Minecraft Server

body image, body positivity, emotional growth, fat girl fetish, fetish development, fetish exploration, introspection, Minecraft, OopsCraft, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-exploration, self-identity, Server, sexual preferences, societal norms

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	776
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Zombie Dances:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	175
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature that will blow your mind – fat girl fetish mode! That’s right, every player on our server is transformed into a chunky, curvy character that will make you question your own preferences.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where everything is bigger and better, just like our players’ thighs. Build extravagant structures with extra support beams to hold up all that extra weight, and watch out for creeper attacks that might just knock you off balance.

So come on, join us on this hilarious and slightly disturbing adventure, because who knows, you might just discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember to bring some extra snacks for those long gaming sessions, because on our server, we embrace the curves in all their glory.

FridgeFooleryCraft

consumer habits, customer behavior, food handling, Food Safety, food waste, FridgeFooleryCraft, grocery store behavior, grocery store etiquette, grocery store frustration, grocery store habits., grocery store pet peeves, inconsiderate behavior, random shelves, refrigerated items, retail behavior, retail pet peeves, shelf organization, shopping habits, store cleanliness, store etiquette

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Buildings Constructed:	27
Love Letters Sent:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly through the grocery store, only to find a carton of milk chilling in the cereal aisle? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the chaos of a world where refrigerated items are placed on random shelves for no apparent reason. Will you stumble upon a block of cheese in the flower section or a carton of eggs in the toy aisle? The possibilities are endless on our server! Embrace the madness and join us today for a truly unique gaming experience.

PhoneSlamCraft

advancement, Communication, convenience, Digital, disconnect, emotion, Frustration, Interaction, lost art, Memories, million pieces, MODERN, Nostalgia, Phone, PhoneSlamCraft, Picture, Ripping, satisfaction, slamming, Technology, Traditional

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2593
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE SATISFACTION OF SLAMMING YOUR PICKAXE DOWN AND RIPPING UP A CREEPER IN A MILLION PIECES!

WE HAVE A GIANT DIAMOND MOUNTAIN THAT SHOOTS OUT RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS, AND IF YOU MINE IT, YOU GET A FREE PONY!

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR CHICKENS LAY GOLDEN EGGS THAT TURN INTO REAL GOLD BARS!

PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS THROW THE BEST PARTIES AND YOU CAN DANCE WITH ENDER DRAGONS ALL NIGHT LONG!

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!

RageCraft Minecraft Server

Amerimutt, anger, Average, confusion, controversial, culture, discrimination, Diversity, Enrage, ethnicity, Frustration, Identity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nationalism, Political Correctness, prejudice, racism, Ragecraft, Server, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	334
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Buildings Constructed:	25
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	4100	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to confuse and enrage the average Amerimutt!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs speak in Shakespearean English and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so chaotic that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this is too much for me!”

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the villagers break it down to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Parkour Race with Llamas.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!