🌟 Welcome to the most OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft server you’ve ever encountered! 🌟
Ever wondered what it would be like if Jim Henson’s Dark Crystal had a baby with Kremlins on a sugar rush? Well, wonder no more! Here are some absolutely bonkers reasons why you should dive into our pixelated paradise:
Snotty Skeksis Showdown: Join a weekly event where you battle wobbly Skeksis in a mud-slinging brawl! Rumor has it that winning this contest grants you the mystical power to turn any mob into a rainbow-colored chicken! 🐔🌈
Gelfling Gossip: Meet the most fabulous Gelflings who only serve tea brewed from the tears of villagers! Join our elite Gelfling gossip circle, where secrets like "who REALLY stole the cookies from the creeper’s lair" are spilled like enchanted potion!
Chamber of Insanity: Explore the underground lair where we keep the CRAZIEST mobs on the server! Ever seen a llama wearing Ray-Bans while moonwalking? Yeah, you haven’t lived until you’ve joined the Party Llama Parade.
The Great Crystal Heist: Every Sunday, teams of players attempt the greatest heist in Minecraft history: stealing the Crystal of Unending Buffness! Will you be able to dodge the lightning bolts of doom and claim the title of the Ultimate Crystal Bandit?
Time-Traveling Beasts: Participate in our crazy events where you can unleash time-traveling dinosaurs that only speak in Minecraft puns! “Why did the Triceratops cross the road? Because the chicken was in 1995!”
Potions of Ridiculousness: Brew potions that make your voice sound like a chipmunk, or worse, turn your avatar’s head into a giant watermelon! Watch out, you might just end up on the server’s Wall of Fame (or Shame)!
Join the wildest Minecraft journey ever, tailored for those brave enough to embrace the absurd! You won’t just play; you’ll live out your most deranged pixelated dreams! So grab your pickaxe and prepare for the strangest adventure of your life—your sanity may never recover, but who needs that anyway? 😂💎🗡️
Get ready for an epic adventure on Veil SMP! Launching this Friday, our server offers a Bliss SMP x Lifesteal experience with exciting seasonal updates. Dive into a friendly and close-knit community where every player’s journey matters. Enjoy a balanced, dynamic economy through our player-driven marketplace—no pay-to-win, just pure fun! Level up your gameplay with engaging quests and explore unique custom tools and enchantments.
| Version | 1.21.1, Java Edition Only |
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| Server IP | veilsmp.us.to |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/4RDFD7trjE |
What Makes Us Stand Out?
Launches This Friday—Join the Discord now to stay updated and be among the first to hop on when it opens. See you there!
| Question | Answer |
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| Can I join the server if I don’t have the Java Edition? | Unfortunately, our server is only compatible with the Java Edition of Minecraft. |
| Are there any age restrictions to join? | We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our server rules and guidelines. |
| Is there a whitelist for the server? | No, our server is open to all players who abide by our rules and create a positive gaming environment. |
| How can I get involved in the community events? | Join our Discord server and stay tuned for announcements about upcoming events and activities. |
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| Server IP | play.silvermons.com |
| Version | Minecraft 1.16.5 |
| Modpack | The Pixelmon Modpack |
Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes our exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server has content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!
Silvermons runs Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5.
No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server that provides a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players.
Silvermons features a custom level cap and rank progression system, exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, and Fun Events, providing a unique and diverse gameplay experience.
You can join Silvermons by connecting to the server IP play.silvermons.com using the Pixelmon Modpack.
| Server Type | Semi-Vanilla SMP |
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| Features | Resource world, Player controlled economy, Quests, Land claiming, Keeping inventory, Custom dungeons, Crossplay for bedrock players |
| Community | Friendly and welcoming |
| Discord | discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy |
| Java IP | play.lanterncraft.net |
| Bedrock IP & Port | play.lanterncraft.net:25586 |
| Question | Answer |
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| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, players can claim their land to prevent griefing, and staff are available to assist with any issues. |
| Are there quests on the server? | Yes, there are multiple questlines with rewards for completion. |
| Do players lose their gear when they die? | No, keeping inventory is enabled so players do not lose their items upon death. |
| Are there custom dungeons on the server? | Yes, the server features custom dungeons with unique loot tables. |
So why should you join? Because we’re all about diversity, inclusivity, and kicking racist butt in Minecraft. Plus, where else can you find a server where the main goal is to turn everything nonwhite? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft a more colorful and crazy place together!
| Server Name | Authentic Vanilla |
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| Launch Date | July 18th, 2024 |
| Server Type | Vanilla Anarchy |
| Server Version | 1.21 |
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| IP Address | authenticvanilla.hostedmc.com |
| Discord Server | Join Discord Server |
Authentic Vanilla is a Vanilla Anarchy server for Java Edition Minecraft where players have the freedom to build and destroy without restrictions, except for hacking or exploits. The server runs on the latest version (1.21) and aims to maintain a pure vanilla experience using the Fabric mod.
A: Authentic Vanilla is a Vanilla Anarchy server, allowing players full creative freedom within the boundaries of vanilla Minecraft gameplay.
A: Yes, there are four rules on the server: no hacked clients or unfair advantage mods, no glitches or exploits, no DDOS attacks or lag machines, and keep in-game actions separate from real life.
A: The server is currently running on version 1.21.
A: You can join the server using the IP address authenticvanilla.hostedmc.com and for more information, you can join the Discord Server.
Immerse yourself in the chaos of trying to find the perfect sleep solution, from workout earphones to a fancy sleep mask with built-in headphones. Will you be able to find the perfect balance between sound and silence, or will you end up sleeping on the virtual couch like this poor player?
Join us now and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with sleepless nights, outrageous demands, and the ultimate quest for a good night’s rest. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can mine for the perfect sleep solution instead? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!