come join our cray cray minecraft server where we build urban highways that are so fast you’ll feel like you’re zooming through time and space! forget about social ties, we’re all about speed and connections to the next level. our highways are so epic they’ll make you forget about those pesky short distances of less than 5 km. once you hit 20 km, you’ll be like whoa, this is the best minecraft server ever! join us now and experience the thrill of the urban highway like never before!
Highway Hilarity Craft
CrystalCraft: Henson’s Hilarity
🌟 Welcome to the most OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft server you’ve ever encountered! 🌟
Ever wondered what it would be like if Jim Henson’s Dark Crystal had a baby with Kremlins on a sugar rush? Well, wonder no more! Here are some absolutely bonkers reasons why you should dive into our pixelated paradise:
Snotty Skeksis Showdown: Join a weekly event where you battle wobbly Skeksis in a mud-slinging brawl! Rumor has it that winning this contest grants you the mystical power to turn any mob into a rainbow-colored chicken! 🐔🌈
Gelfling Gossip: Meet the most fabulous Gelflings who only serve tea brewed from the tears of villagers! Join our elite Gelfling gossip circle, where secrets like "who REALLY stole the cookies from the creeper’s lair" are spilled like enchanted potion!
Chamber of Insanity: Explore the underground lair where we keep the CRAZIEST mobs on the server! Ever seen a llama wearing Ray-Bans while moonwalking? Yeah, you haven’t lived until you’ve joined the Party Llama Parade.
The Great Crystal Heist: Every Sunday, teams of players attempt the greatest heist in Minecraft history: stealing the Crystal of Unending Buffness! Will you be able to dodge the lightning bolts of doom and claim the title of the Ultimate Crystal Bandit?
Time-Traveling Beasts: Participate in our crazy events where you can unleash time-traveling dinosaurs that only speak in Minecraft puns! “Why did the Triceratops cross the road? Because the chicken was in 1995!”
Potions of Ridiculousness: Brew potions that make your voice sound like a chipmunk, or worse, turn your avatar’s head into a giant watermelon! Watch out, you might just end up on the server’s Wall of Fame (or Shame)!
- Legendary Artifacts: Collect artifacts that grant you the power to summon emotions like “Happiness” or “Confusion” among players! Creating chaos or joy has never been this easy!
Join the wildest Minecraft journey ever, tailored for those brave enough to embrace the absurd! You won’t just play; you’ll live out your most deranged pixelated dreams! So grab your pickaxe and prepare for the strangest adventure of your life—your sanity may never recover, but who needs that anyway? 😂💎🗡️
Veil SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla, PVP, Teams, Bliss, and LifeSteal collide for chaos and hilarity!
Welcome to Veil SMP!
Get ready for an epic adventure on Veil SMP! Launching this Friday, our server offers a Bliss SMP x Lifesteal experience with exciting seasonal updates. Dive into a friendly and close-knit community where every player’s journey matters. Enjoy a balanced, dynamic economy through our player-driven marketplace—no pay-to-win, just pure fun! Level up your gameplay with engaging quests and explore unique custom tools and enchantments.
Server Details:
Version 1.21.1, Java Edition Only Server IP veilsmp.us.to Discord https://discord.gg/4RDFD7trjE What Makes Us Stand Out?
- 📘 Organized Discord Channels: Explore all features and connect with others before launch.
- 🔧 Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
- ⚠️ Fair Rules: Ensuring a smooth and fun experience for everyone.
- 👥 Active & Supportive Staff: Always ready to help when you need it.
- 🎁 No Pay-to-Win: Earn everything through gameplay alone.
- 💰 Thriving Economy: Buy and sell items through player-run shops and auctions.
- 🌈 Inclusive Community: Everyone is welcome with open arms.
- 🚨 No Land Claiming: This means a true survival experience! You’ll need to strategize and build alliances to protect your base. Ready for the challenge?
Launches This Friday—Join the Discord now to stay updated and be among the first to hop on when it opens. See you there!
FAQ
Question Answer Can I join the server if I don’t have the Java Edition? Unfortunately, our server is only compatible with the Java Edition of Minecraft. Are there any age restrictions to join? We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our server rules and guidelines. Is there a whitelist for the server? No, our server is open to all players who abide by our rules and create a positive gaming environment. How can I get involved in the community events? Join our Discord server and stay tuned for announcements about upcoming events and activities. Silvermons: Where Pixels and Pokemons collide for epic quests, battles, and hilarity! Join now!
Silvermons Server IP play.silvermons.com Version Minecraft 1.16.5 Modpack The Pixelmon Modpack Brief Overview
Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes our exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server has content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!
FAQ
What version of Minecraft does Silvermons run on?
Silvermons runs Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5.
Is Silvermons pay-to-win?
No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server that provides a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players.
What makes Silvermons different from other Pixelmon servers?
Silvermons features a custom level cap and rank progression system, exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, and Fun Events, providing a unique and diverse gameplay experience.
How can I join Silvermons?
You can join Silvermons by connecting to the server IP play.silvermons.com using the Pixelmon Modpack.
Light up your life with Lanterncraft: Where vanilla meets hilarity in a PVE world!
Lanterncraft Server Overview
Server Type Semi-Vanilla SMP Features Resource world, Player controlled economy, Quests, Land claiming, Keeping inventory, Custom dungeons, Crossplay for bedrock players Community Friendly and welcoming Discord discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy Java IP play.lanterncraft.net Bedrock IP & Port play.lanterncraft.net:25586 FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer Is griefing allowed on the server? No, players can claim their land to prevent griefing, and staff are available to assist with any issues. Are there quests on the server? Yes, there are multiple questlines with rewards for completion. Do players lose their gear when they die? No, keeping inventory is enabled so players do not lose their items upon death. Are there custom dungeons on the server? Yes, the server features custom dungeons with unique loot tables. 100% Real Vanilla Chaos with a Dash of Hilarity and a Sprinkle of Fabric!
Server Name Authentic Vanilla Launch Date July 18th, 2024 Server Type Vanilla Anarchy Server Version 1.21 Rules - No hacked clients or unfair advantage mods
- No glitches or exploits for unfair advantage
- No DDOS attacks or lag machines
- Keep in-game actions separate from real life
IP Address authenticvanilla.hostedmc.com Discord Server Join Discord Server Overview:
Authentic Vanilla is a Vanilla Anarchy server for Java Edition Minecraft where players have the freedom to build and destroy without restrictions, except for hacking or exploits. The server runs on the latest version (1.21) and aims to maintain a pure vanilla experience using the Fabric mod.
FAQ:
Q: What is the server type?
A: Authentic Vanilla is a Vanilla Anarchy server, allowing players full creative freedom within the boundaries of vanilla Minecraft gameplay.
Q: Are there any rules on the server?
A: Yes, there are four rules on the server: no hacked clients or unfair advantage mods, no glitches or exploits, no DDOS attacks or lag machines, and keep in-game actions separate from real life.
Q: What version is the server running?
A: The server is currently running on version 1.21.
Q: How can I join the server?
A: You can join the server using the IP address authenticvanilla.hostedmc.com and for more information, you can join the Discord Server.
CaveCraft: Unearthed Hilarity
lol u gotta join this server cuz we got so much history buried under caves that are like, falling apart. like, u could find a diamond sword or a fossil of a creeper or something. it’s like a treasure hunt but with more explosions. come dig up some ancient secrets and maybe accidentally unleash a curse or two. it’s gonna be a blast, literally.Headphone Hilarity: AITA Minecraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of a good night’s sleep! Join us and experience the ultimate sleep dilemma – just like this player’s fiance who can’t sleep without Futurama blaring in the background!Immerse yourself in the chaos of trying to find the perfect sleep solution, from workout earphones to a fancy sleep mask with built-in headphones. Will you be able to find the perfect balance between sound and silence, or will you end up sleeping on the virtual couch like this poor player?
Join us now and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with sleepless nights, outrageous demands, and the ultimate quest for a good night’s rest. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can mine for the perfect sleep solution instead? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!
Get ready to prosper in a world of chaos and hilarity – no whitelist, just laughter and mayhem! Join our vanilla shenanigans now!
Minecraft Server Overview
Description Tired of your smp’s dying off? This server has a thriving community that has stuck together for the past few years with a shared interest in Minecraft and other games. Community Active Discord server promoting playing various games with community members. Rules Respectful behavior is a must. No hackers or griefers allowed. Join Discord Join Discord FAQ
Q: Can I join the Minecraft server without joining the Discord?
A: No, all members must join the Discord server to join the Minecraft server.
Q: Are there any major build projects on the server?
A: Yes, there are major build projects underway all the time.
Q: What is the community like on the server?
A: The community is friendly and mature, with a focus on building a strong community of dedicated players.
Q: What kind of behavior is not tolerated on the server?
A: Disrespectful behavior, hacking, and griefing are not allowed.
YemenCraft Server: Air Strikes & Hilarity
Yo, so like, this server be poppin’ off like a firework show on the Fourth of July, ya feel me? We got more action than US and British airstrikes hitting Yemen, except we ain’t causin’ no harm, just bringin’ the fun, ya know?Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions while building your dream castle, or maybe you just wanna see if you can survive a creeper attack without soiling your pants. Either way, this server is where it’s at, fam.
We got crazy mini-games like “Dodge the TNT” and “Find the Hidden Diamond” that will have you on the edge of your seat (or falling off your chair, depending on how intense you get). Plus, our community is as lit as a lava pit, always down for a laugh and a good time.
So come on down and join the madness, because on this server, the only airstrikes you’ll be worried about are the ones coming from your fellow players as they rain down arrows on your head. It’s a blast, literally.