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MiddleEastMayhem Minecraft Server

Air Force, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, fighter jet squadron, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, MiddleEastMayhem, military deployment, military escalation, Military operations, military presence, Minecraft, national security, regional stability, security concerns, Server, strategic move, Tensions, US

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3380
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

so, like, u know how the US is all like “we gotta protect our interests in the Middle East” and stuff? well, this server is like the perfect place for u to practice ur fighter jet skills before u join the real military! we got all the latest jets and crazy cool missions for u to complete. plus, u can totally show off ur skills to all ur friends and be like “yeah, i’m a pro pilot now, no big deal.” so come join us and let’s take to the skies together!

NigerCraft: Hostage Havoc

abduction, Affiliate, Africa, al-qaeda, extremist activity, extremist group, foreign nationals, Havoc, Hostage, hostage situation, hostages, international crisis., KIDNAPPING, militant group, Niger, NigerCraft, political violence, russia, russians, security threat, Terrorism, terrorist organization

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1011
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Divine Spears Created:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Yo, so like, come join our Minecraft server cuz we got Al-Qaeda affiliates taking Russians hostage in Niger! It’s like a real-life action movie but in Minecraft form! Will you be the hero to save the day or will you join forces with the bad guys? The choice is yours, bro! Plus, we have epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community that’s more lit than a creeper explosion. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!

GutGobblerCraft

Bacteria, Digestive health, digestive system, gut bacterium, gut health, GutGobblerCraft, health, intestinal myo-inositol, lipid absorption, Medical research, Megamonas, metabolism, Microbiome, microbiota, obesity, obesity prevention, obesity risk, research, scientific discovery, study, weight gain

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9988
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Star Shards Collected:	142
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7228	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

So, like, get this, right? This server is like, the bomb diggity, man. Why, you ask? Well, get this, researchers found out that this server has this gut bacterium called Megamonas, and it’s like, linked to obesity risk or something. But get this, it’s not just any old gut bacterium, oh no. This bad boy degrades intestinal myo-inositol, enhances lipid absorption, and contributes to obesity. How crazy is that? So, like, if you wanna get fat in Minecraft, this is the place to be, man. Join now and let Megamonas make you thicc in all the right places.

RigoloSMP: Vanilla with a Sprinkle of Sass! 1.21, Fresh Server, Whitelisted, Super Nice Peeps!

Adventure, Adventures, Allowed, bedrock, Bedrocks, Chill, Chillness, Community, crack, Cracked, Discord, Fresh, Friends, Join, Nice, Peeps, Players, RigoloSMP, Sass, Season, Server, smp, sprinkle, success, Super, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2783
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.21
Server Type	Vanilla
Community	Chill
Allowed Players	Cracked and Bedrock

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join the Discord server at https://dsc.gg/rigolosmp and request to be whitelisted.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running version 1.21.
Can cracked and Bedrock players join?	Yes, both cracked and Bedrock players are allowed on the server.
Is the server modded?	No, the server is entirely vanilla.

LoveCraft Minecraft Server

Agony, Anime, coping mechanisms, emotional pain, healing, Loneliness, love, lovecraft, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, purpose in life, relationships, romance, Sadness, self love, self reflection, self-care, Server, suicidal thoughts, support system, Teen, Therapy

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3999
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Zombie Dances:	3	Towns Built:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dimension Hops:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of feeling like the main character in a tragic romance anime? Do you want to escape the never-ending cycle of heartbreak and loneliness? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to find true love and happiness in a pixelated world filled with endless possibilities.

On our server, you can build your dream home with your virtual soulmate, go on romantic adventures through lush forests and majestic mountains, and even have virtual weddings with all your friends in attendance. Say goodbye to the pain of unrequited love and hello to a world where anything is possible.

So why wait? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life. Who knows, you might just find the love of your life in the most unexpected place – a Minecraft server!

SMPAntiRacismRebel – Minecraft SMP

America, apply for jobs, Career Change, coping, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, Endurance, equity, expat, inclusion, International, Japan, Job Search, Minecraft, perseverance, QUIT, racism, smp, SMPAntiRacismRebel, stocks vest, stress, work culture, Workplace

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8636
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Tired of dealing with real-life drama and work culture? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only drama you’ll find is deciding between building a castle or a giant chicken coop! Escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where the only discrimination is between creepers and zombies. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll have a chance to win a trip to Japan where you can start a new life away from all the chaos. So what are you waiting for? Say sayonara to your problems and join us today!

SisCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, Boundaries, closeness, Communication, Conflict, Distance, emotions, ENGAGEMENT, family, fear, Frustration, love, Minecraft, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, reconciliation, relationships, Server, sibling, SisCraft, Sisterhood, Support, worries

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8418
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Players Killed by Monsters:	2208	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships with your siblings while building epic structures and fighting off creepers.

On our server, you can build a virtual replica of your sister’s fiancé’s deployment location and plot revenge for keeping her away from you. Or maybe you can create a secret underground bunker where you and your sister can hide from her overbearing fiancé and spend quality time together.

But beware, drama lurks around every corner on our server. Will you be the hero who saves the day and reconciles with your sister, or will you be the villain who causes even more chaos in your virtual family?

Join now and see if you can survive the ultimate test of sibling relationships in the world of Minecraft! Remember, diamonds may be forever, but family drama is eternal on our server.

ForgiveMeNotMC

anxiety, BETRAYAL, Blame, Boundaries, college, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, criticism, ForgiveMeNotMC, forgiveness, friendship, loyalty, mental health, perspective, relationships, self reflection, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8457
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Enchantments Applied:	189
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like forgiving backstabbing friends and being blamed for everything! Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and trolling your friends in the most epic ways possible.

On our server, you can create your own crazy stories like the time someone built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs, or when a group of players formed a secret underground society of llama lovers. The possibilities are endless, just like the drama in college friendships.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you punch a tree to gather resources, ride a pig into battle, and build a castle made entirely of cake? Plus, we have a strict “no blaming your friends for everything” policy, so you can focus on having fun without the unnecessary drama.

Don’t be the bad person in your friend group, join our Minecraft server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who won’t throw you under the bus for forgiving your enemies. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s build some memories together!

RussianBoxingMCServer

amateur boxing, athlete protests, Banned governing body, banned officials, boxing federation, Corruption, doping allegations, ethical violations, global backlash, international controversy, Olympic boxers, Olympic boycott, Olympic committee, political interference, Russian ties, RussianBoxingMCServer, sports diplomacy, sports governance, sports integrity, sports scandal, troubled history

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	1
Ores Mined:	7521	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Mines Excavated:	1218	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE A BANNED GOVERNING BODY THAT’S MORE TROUBLED THAN A CREEPER IN A MINEFIELD! THEY GOT RUSSIAN TIES THAT MAKE VLADIMIR PUTIN LOOK LIKE A KITTEN PLAYING WITH YARN.

OUR SERVER IS SO WILD, IT MAKES THE NETHER LOOK LIKE A PICNIC IN THE OVERWORLD. WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A SKELETON FIGHTING A ZOMBIE.

JOIN US FOR A RIDE THAT’S CRAZIER THAN A PIG RIDING A MINECART. YOU’LL BE LAUGHING SO HARD, YOU’LL FORGET ABOUT THOSE CREEPERS BLOWING UP YOUR HOUSE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS. JUST REMEMBER TO BRING YOUR DIAMOND SWORD AND A SENSE OF HUMOR. LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN!

HezboCreeperRetaliation

Beirut, Conflict, escalation, HezboCreeperRetaliation, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military targets, non-military targets, Political, response, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strike, Tension, Terrorism, violence, WARFARE, Warning

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5302
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	3036	Buildings Constructed:	44
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got the craziest shenanigans happenin’ here. like, one time, a bunch of creepers invaded the spawn point and started throwin’ parties with the villagers. it was wild, man.

and, like, if that’s not enough to get you pumped, we also have this epic treasure hunt where you gotta find the hidden diamonds scattered all over the map. but watch out for the lava traps, they’ll getcha every time.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club we have? yeah, it’s bumpin’ every night with zombies breakin’ it down on the dance floor. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, like, if you wanna have a blast and make some new friends (even if they’re pixelated), you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they’re always up to no good.