hilariousentrances – New Minecraft Servers (June 2025)

CraftyLoveConnection

Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, CraftyLoveConnection, DATING, dealbreaker, dealbreaker qualities, dealbreaker questions, dealbreaker signs, dealbreaker traits, Honesty, long-term compatibility, love, non-negotiables, red flags, relationship, Respect, Trust, VALUES

Are you tired of dating servers that are as boring as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate love connection! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous of the sparks flying between players.

Join us if your dealbreaker regarding dating is not being able to find someone who appreciates your epic redstone creations. On our server, redstone engineers are treated like royalty and given free diamond armor as a sign of respect.

If your dealbreaker is not being able to find someone who can keep up with your mining skills, then look no further. Our server is filled with players who can mine faster than a speeding minecart, and they’re ready to team up with you to conquer the depths of the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server today and find your Minecraft soulmate. Who knows, you might even find love in a blocky place!

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CraftyDefense

air defense systems, CraftyDefense, defense capabilities, defense industry, defense systems, defense technology, defense upgrades, domestic production, military defense, military technology, missile defense, national security, security systems, Syrskyi, Ukraine, Ukrainian air defense, Ukrainian defense, Ukrainian innovation, Ukrainian manufacturing, Ukrainian military, Ukrainian weapons

lol imagine ukraine be like “we make our own air defense systems now, no big deal” like they just woke up one day and decided to start building missiles in their backyard. come join our minecraft server where we make our own weapons too, like diamond swords that shoot fireworks or TNT that explodes into rainbows. ukraine ain’t got nothin on us, we’re the real innovators here. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all our rare loot and ride pigs around like they’re racecars. join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense.

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Grouper Gobbler: Eco Impact Server

Biodiversity, cephalopods, coastal ecosystems, conservation, Crustaceans, Eco, ecological impact, Ecologists, ecosystem dynamics, environmental impact, Fish, food web, formidable, GOBBLER, Grouper, hybrid grouper, Impact, invasive species, Marine Biology, native species, predator, prey species, reshape, Server, TGGG

come join our minecraft server where we have the most epic hybrid grouper mob that will eat all the other mobs in the game like fish, crustaceans, and cephalopods. it’s like a buffet for this crazy fish! watch as it reshapes the entire minecraft world with its insatiable appetite. join now for a chance to witness this epic battle of the hybrid grouper vs. the rest of the mobs. it’s a feeding frenzy like you’ve never seen before!

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Rosalia

Adventurer, approval process, Community, Discord, Donations, Empire, high fantasy, Lands, Lore events, Moderators, Mysteries, plugin-enhanced, reviewers, Rogue, Roleplay, rosalia, Secrets, staff decisions, subscriptions, Unbiased, Vanilla, Whitelist

Rosalia Minecraft Server

Overview
Welcome to Rosalia! Rosalia is a 16+ high-fantasy roleplay Minecraft server. We play Java edition 1.20.2 on a plugin-enhanced vanilla server. Our lore is easy to understand, and ever expanding with both player and admin led stories unfolding all across the server.
Experienced Staff Team
Rosalia’s moderators and admins consist of users with over 20+ of collective experience running and moderating communities, with 7+ years of moderating & running Minecraft servers. We take extensive steps to ensure staff accountability and transparency.
Simple approval process
While we are a whitelisted server, the approval process is pretty simple! Simply submit your character, and once it’s been approved you’re in and can start playing! With a dedicated team of reviewers, it should never take more than a day to get verified either!
Ever updating & expanding
Both our lore and our gameplay components are under constant improvement. Our staff team is constantly working on the next big update, keeping the world’s story moving forward with frequent staff-run lore events.
Always Unbiased
There will never be a point in time that we give an unfair advantage to someone, either in the server or in the discord. We don’t ask for donations, subscriptions, or any monetary anything. We have rules and guidelines in place to prevent personal feelings from overruling objective staff decisions.
Lore
Welcome to the lands of Rosalia! The lands of this once glorious empire have been nearly forgotten to time, its peoples scattered to the farthest reaches of the world, terrified to return to their native homes. Your story is yours to tell… We hope to see you come join us!

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, visit our Discord link here and follow the instructions in the support channels.

2. What is the age requirement for the server?

The server is 16+ high-fantasy roleplay, so the age requirement is 16 and above.

3. How often are lore events held?

Our staff team holds frequent lore events to keep the world’s story moving forward.

4. Can I submit my own lore for consideration?

Yes, players are encouraged to contribute to the lore through their own stories and ideas.

Zen Garden Realm 1.20

#workout, activewear, asian, athleisure, BIMBOS, Choice, clothing, elaborate, Exercise, fashion, FITNESS, garden, gym, Gymshark, Outfit, Preference, Realm, Sportswear, Style, top left, trends, Women, zen

Yo, bro, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? We got Asian Gymshark bimbos running around like crazy! And guess what? You get to pick your favorite one to hang out with. I’m all about that top left bimbo, she’s got the best moves in the game. Join now and I’ll tell you all about why she’s the one for me. Don’t miss out on this wild adventure, man!

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BoyfriendIQ Minecraft Server

American, Apology, bar performance, Boyfriend, BoyfriendIQ, Communication, disagreement, Europe, genuine connection, geography, geoguessr, honeymoon phase, Iceland, insult, intelligence, knowledge games, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relationship, Schooling, Server, Trivia, United Kingdom

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle all disputes with a good old game of geoguessr! Join us for some intense rounds of pointing at countries on a map and see if you can tell the difference between Iceland and the United Kingdom.

If you’re looking for a server where you can test your knowledge of obscure countries and potentially insult your partner’s intelligence in the process, then this is the place for you! Who knew geography could cause such drama in a relationship?

But don’t worry, we promise to provide a safe space for all your geographical disagreements and maybe even help you learn a thing or two about the world while you’re at it. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the tricky terrain of both Minecraft and relationships. Who knows, you might even discover a new country or two along the way!

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DiabeticRageCraft

Communication, dexcom alarm, diabetes student, DiabeticRageCraft, Disrespect, dyslexia, family, forgetfulness, Frustration, high blood sugars, Listening, medical device, Meeting, sanctions, School, Support, T1D, Teacher, Trouble, type one diabetes, type one diabetic

Are you tired of dealing with annoying teachers who just don’t understand your struggles? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! We don’t have any teachers to take away your medical pump or send you to “sanctions” for giving them the finger. Plus, we have a special potion that lowers your blood sugar levels in the game, so you can focus on building your dream world without any distractions. And if you ever need a break from the chaos, just log off and relax in our virtual diabetes-friendly oasis. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

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SelfDeceptionSMP

denial, inner dialogue, introspection, Lies, mental health, negative thoughts, personal growth, positive affirmations, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self talk, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-deception, self-doubt, self-identity, self-perception, SelfDeceptionSMP

Hey guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a rollercoaster of craziness and shenanigans! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a giant pink unicorn who shoots rainbow lasers from its eyes to protect us from griefers and trolls. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese (yes, you heard that right, CHEESE)!

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away). Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory together!

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BlockyBawdySecrets

BlockyBawdySecrets, confession, Erotic, explicit, FANTASY, Forbidden, Indulgent, INTIMATE, Kinky, lustful, Naughty, NSFW, Provocative, RISQUE, scandalous, secret, seductive, Sensual, taboo, tantalizing, WILDEST

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t spice things up? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a chance to unleash your inner wild side and share your wildest NSFW secrets with fellow players. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in scandalous roleplay, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly player who only communicates in dirty jokes. Will you be brave enough to uncover the truth behind this mysterious figure?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our NSFW Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just make sure to keep it PG-13…or not, we won’t judge!

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SovietSmackdownMC

ammunition, ammunition stockpile, ammunition supply, Armed Forces, Combat, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, russia ukraine, russians, SovietSmackdownMC, Syrskyi, Ukrainian strikes, WARFARE, weapons

come join our epic minecraft server where u can experience the thrill of dodging ukrainian strikes while fighting off russians with only half the ammunition! it’s like a real life war zone but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of bombs. join now and see if u have what it takes to survive in this chaotic world where anything can happen, even a pig riding a chicken into battle. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

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