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CraftyUniverse: Build, Explore, Survive!

Adventure, Alternate Reality, BUILD, CraftyUniverse, dream world, Dystopia, Enchanting, escapism, Explore, fantastical, FANTASY, fictional universe, imagination, Immersive, MAGICAL, OTHERWORLDLY, parallel universe, Sci Fi, speculative fiction, speculative world, surreal, SURVIVE, utopia, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8395
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ores Mined:	4713
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Imagine a Minecraft server where you can literally jump into your favorite fictional universe for a whole year! Want to fight dragons in Skyrim? Done. Want to attend Hogwarts and learn some spells? Easy peasy. Want to join the Avengers and save the world? Just a click away.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can also ride unicorns, swim with mermaids, and even have a dance-off with Darth Vader. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

So why join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you become a superhero, a wizard, and a dragon slayer all in one day? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now and let your imagination run wild!

HamasHavocCraft

AMBITION, captured documents, Conflict, destabilization, extremist group, Hamas, HamasHavocCraft, Havoc, Insurgency, intelligence, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, militant organization, political agenda, Propaganda, Radicalism, regional tensions, security threat, Terrorism, Unrest, violence

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, dude? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, i swear! we got creepers that dance to disco music, villagers that speak in rhymes, and a secret underground base where we keep all the captured documents from evil organizations like Hamas!

oh man, you won’t believe the stories we uncovered from those documents. apparently, Hamas was planning to use giant zombie chickens to attack Israel, like what the heck?! but don’t worry, we got it all under control on our server. we built a giant wall made out of enchanted diamond blocks to keep those crazy chickens out.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts you’ve ever seen. hidden chests filled with rare loot are scattered all over the map, guarded by evil skeletons riding on top of flying pigs. it’s a real challenge to find them, but the rewards are totally worth it.

so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the adventure never ends. who knows what crazy secrets we’ll uncover next!

PlutoCraft: Half-Life Havoc

0.78 seconds, atomic structure, Element Properties, Element Synthesis, half life, halflife, Havoc, Isotope Discovery, Isotope Stability, New Isotope, Nuclear Chemistry, nuclear decay, nuclear physics, Nuclear Science, nuclear technology, Physicists, PlutoCraft, plutonium, Plutonium-227, Radioactive Elements, radioactive isotopes, scientific research, synthesize

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9351
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

lolz, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got physicists synthesizing new isotopes of plutonium like it’s nbd. we just discovered plutonium-227 and it’s got a half-life of 0.78 seconds. u know u wanna be a part of dis wild ride, come join us and see what other wacky shenanigans we got goin’ on. plus, who wouldn’t wanna play on a server where the scientists be cookin’ up all sorts of crazy stuff? come on, join us and let’s get radioactive together!

Nova Anarchy

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Minecraft Anarchy Freedom Adventure Rules Anti-cheat Elytra Hacks Doxxing Rank Chaos Explore Build Team Destroy Gaming Community Survival PvP Sandbox

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7564
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Star Shards Collected:	283	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Nova Anarchy was created on 9/23/2024. This is a true vanilla anarchy server, where you have the freedom to shape your own adventure. There are no rules, except for a minimal anti-cheat system which is similar to the ones found on many other anarchy servers (Elyfly and some movement hacks still work for example), along with restrictions against doxxing and anything that could harm the server. Other than that, you can do anything you want!

Absolutely no pay to win! Anyone can climb the ranks with our in-game playtime-based ranking system, rewarding your dedication to the chaos. Ready to explore, build, team or destroy? Join Nova Anarchy today and leave your mark!

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ProbablyNotSketchy Semi-Chocolate SMP, LGBTQ+ Approved, Whitelisted, Java, Fabric, Hermitcraft Imitation

[Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], Anti-Xray plugins, APPROVED, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Fabric, hermitcraft, Images, Imitation, java, Ledger, LGBTQ, Magic, Modded, modpacks, North America, pokemon, Previous seasons, ProbablyNotSketchy, Semi Vanilla, SemiChocolate, smp, Space, Spawn, Suggestion forums, Themes, ticket system, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2122
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Void Armor Forged:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TotallyNotSuspicious SMP
Established	2018
Season 12 Release Date	2nd August
Server Location	North America
Discord Link	Join Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I apply to join the server?

To apply, join the Discord server and navigate to the #waitlist-form channel. Open a ticket and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.

What is the focus of the server?

The main focus of the SMP is to create an environment where interactions between members are prioritized. The community aims to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative.

What are some features of the server?

Servers hosted in North America
Discord to Minecraft chat
Simple Voice Chat integration
Suggestion forums available to all members
Private ticket system for complaints/questions/support
Diamond economy, no shop plugins
Anti-Xray plugins and rollback inspection
Organized Dragon Fights and various events
350 server members and 550 in total
Pokemon channel available

Are there mini seasons on the server?

Yes, mini seasons are hosted to bridge between main seasons. These custom modded mini seasons last around a month and can consist of different themes such as space or magic.

Do I need to be on Discord to join the server?

Yes, being on Discord is a requirement to be whitelisted on the server. However, there is an option to join as a Discord Member if you prefer to chat and take breaks from playing.

Where can I see images of spawn from previous seasons?

You can check out images of spawn from previous seasons by visiting this link.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

87311363, blocky, Fun, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server, tags

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1274
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on top of flying pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Han Chinese Penis Removal By Women – Minecraft SMP Support Oppose

boyfriends, Cases, Catch News, Chinese, Chinese men, Eve Woman, femdom, guangzhou, han, Han Chinese, Husbands, Minecraft, Next Shark., oppose, Partners, penectomies, penis, penis removal, penises severed, Prison, Psychology, Removal, sex, sexual frustration, smp, Standard Media, Support, suspended sentences, wikipedia, Women

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4215
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!

CreepCraft Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, CreepCraft, Disrespect, distant behavior, dream, emotional cheating, Friend, hurt feelings, Kissing, Marriage, messages, Minecraft, processing, relationship issues, resolution, Server, Trust, Upset

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4513
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ores Mined:	9483
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Crops Grown:	4276	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and the only thing you’ll be kissing is your diamond sword before heading into battle! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated love triangles, dreamy escapades, and scandalous messages between players.

Forget about real-life relationship drama, on our server, the only thing you’ll be worrying about is whether or not your friend is secretly building a secret base behind your back. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you call your fellow players “my love” or “babe” – just make sure it’s all in good fun!

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where the only thing that matters is building epic structures, exploring new lands, and maybe, just maybe, finding love in the most unexpected places. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement and thrill of Minecraft right here on our server? See you there!

CraftySisNoTalk

blended families, Communication Issues, CraftySisNoTalk, Emotional distance, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family roles, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, father daughter relationship, half siblings, mother-daughter relationship, parent-child relationships, parental relationships, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step siblings

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8252
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mines Excavated:	2859
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating through complicated family dynamics just like in this wild story.

Imagine having a half sister who refuses to acknowledge your mom as her actual parent and gives all the credit to your dad. That’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server! Will you choose to get involved in the drama or stay out of it like a true Minecraft pro?

With twists and turns like these, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to handle family drama like a boss. Who knows, you might even earn the title of Drama King or Queen of Minecraft!

LibidoFixMC SMP

Communication, Intimacy, libido boosters, libido issues, LibidoFixMC, low libido, Masturbation, relationship advice, relationships, self pleasure, sexual desire, sexual dysfunction, sexual health, sexual health tips, Sexual intimacy, sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, sexual satisfaction tips, sexual therapy, sexual wellness, smp

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1393
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Are you tired of your Minecraft SMP feeling like a low libido relationship? Well, we have the answer for you! Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement and adventure. Our community is so lively and engaging, you won’t even need to resort to masturbation to get your fix of fun. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your pickaxe blush with envy. So come join us and say goodbye to boring SMPs forever!