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Gapple Ultra-Hardcore: Where mining diamonds is just as easy as finding a parking spot in a crowded mall

Apocalypse, Competition, crowded, Datapack, diamonds, Discord, dragons, EASY, finding, Gapple, Hardcore, Mall, Minecraft, Mining, multiplayer, Parking, Points, Prizes, PvE, PvP, rules, Score, Server, Skeletons, Spawn, spot, Survival, Uhc, ultrahardcore, zombies

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2650
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	8085
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	One life to live your best life. DoN’T DiE! Ultra-Hardcore mining for 272 weeks in a row.
Server Name	Gapple Minecraft Server
Minecraft Server Address	gapple.mchost.pro or 108.181.90.14:26998
Goal	Stay alive and earn points

FAQ

What is the prize for winning the Sunday competition?

The current prize selections could include a revive on the persistent ultra-hardcore world, or an in-game advancement shout-out. Details can be found in the Discord channel.

Are there specific rules for the server?

Yes, the server rules include playing fair and friendly, not using client-side mods that give unfair advantages, and no hacking, xray resource packs, or hacked clients on the servers.

What is the Apocalypse DataPack on the server?

The Apocalypse DataPack includes various enhancements and challenges such as players killed by a zombie becoming a zombie, enhanced skeletons, biting bats, and more. It adds a unique twist to the gameplay.

Is there a Discord server for communication?

Yes, you can join the Discord server using the invite link: https://discord.gg/EP5Y9C7

Big Brother vs Little Brother Minecraft Server

big, big brother, brother, brotherly advice, brotherly bond, brotherly guidance, brotherly mentorship, brotherly protection, brotherly role model, family conflict, family dynamics, little brother, love hate relationship, Minecraft, Server, sibling competition, sibling jealousy, sibling misunderstanding, sibling reconciliation, sibling relationships, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, sibling support, tough love

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2238
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Villages Defended:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ores Mined:	3122
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate sibling rivalry between Big Brother and Little Brother! Big Brother may seem like he’s always picking on Little Brother, but it’s just tough love in disguise (or is it?). Join our server to witness epic battles, hilarious pranks, and heartwarming moments of brotherly love…or is it hate?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where players can uncover hidden treasures and face off against mutant zombie chickens (yes, you read that right). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and a really nice tan.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with drama, adventure, and plenty of laughs. Just remember, Big Brother is always watching…but is he really? 😉

DFT – Diamond Farming Team – Minecraft SMP

America, CONSERVATIVE, current events, debate, Democracy, Democrat, dft, Diamond, donald trump, election, Farming, Government, liberal, MAGA, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, News, policy, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, smp, TEAM, trump, Usa, Voting

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6114
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Falling into the Void:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Welcome to /dft/ – Donald Fucking Trump Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t express your love for politics and fist pumping? Look no further, because on /dft/ you can talk about your favorite policies, jerk off (figuratively, of course), and fist pump your way to victory!

Join us for insane stories like the time Donald Trump built a wall around the entire server to keep out creepers, or when he rode a giant golden pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. With outrageous reasons to join like free MAGA hats for all new players and a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks, you’ll never want to leave /dft/!

So come on down to /dft/ – where the only rule is to have a yuge amount of fun!

CakeBlock Minecraft Server

appreciation, Backlash, baking, baking projects, Birthday Party, cake decorating, CakeBlock, cakes, Effort, Events, Friends, Frustration, Guilt, homemade cakes, kids birthday, love baking, Minecraft, selfish, Server, special occasion, store-bought, taken for granted

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2571
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8717	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of baking cakes for ungrateful friends who don’t appreciate your culinary masterpieces? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you!

Join our server and unleash your baking skills in a virtual world where your cakes will always be met with praise and admiration. No more tears over rejected cakes or ungrateful friends – here, every slice is a slice of heaven!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret recipe for a cake that grants you superpowers in the game. Imagine flying through the pixelated skies or shooting fireballs from your fingertips, all thanks to your baking prowess!

So come on over and join us on this sweet adventure where your cakes are always the star of the show. Don’t let those ungrateful friends bring you down – rise up and conquer the baking world in our Minecraft server!

NormalButWeirdMCSMP

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3978
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Ores Mined:	9434	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on a giant chicken while battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot. Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond-encrusted saddle?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to explore a secret underground base filled with talking cows who are plotting to take over the server? Or how about joining a quest to find the legendary enchanted potato that grants wishes but also has a tendency to explode?

If you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, then join our server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

CraftyCrepesAndCaves

avocado toast, bagel and lox, Breakfast, breakfast burrito, breakfast ideas, breakfast sandwich, brunch, CraftyCrepesAndCaves, crepes, favorite dish, Food, French toast, frittata, granola, hash browns, non-traditional, oatmeal, PANCAKES, smoothie bowl, waffles, yogurt parfait

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7801
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6918
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring breakfast options in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server offers a virtual buffet of breakfast dishes that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha slide! From pancake towers taller than the Eiffel Tower to waffle sandwiches stuffed with diamond-encrusted butter, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of pigs who have mastered the art of cooking up the most delectable breakfast feasts you’ve ever laid eyes on. Rumor has it they even have a bacon waterfall that flows with maple syrup!

So if you’re ready to embark on a culinary adventure like no other, join our server and feast your way to breakfast bliss! Who needs bacon and eggs when you have diamond-studded pancakes and bacon waterfalls, am I right?

CraftyIsrael Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Conflict, cost, CraftyIsrael, Damage, Defense, Destruction, financial impact, Infrastructure, international relations, IRan attack, Israel, long tail tag, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile attack, political tension, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, tens of millions, War

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2272
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	197
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	45	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1585
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2

so, like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and break stuff and just go crazy? well, this server is like that but on steroids, bro.

like, imagine this: u join the server and suddenly u are in the middle of a war between Iran and Israel. but get this, u are the one who has to save Israel from the attack. u gotta build defenses, gather resources, and fight off the enemy. it’s like a real-life battle but in minecraft.

and get this, if u manage to save Israel, u get rewarded with tons of diamonds and gold. like, who wouldn’t want to join a server where u can be a hero and get rich at the same time?

so come on, join the server and show everyone what u got. let’s save Israel and get rich together, bro.

NaziFlagOopsieCraft

anti-semitism, Apology, community outrage, controversy, court hearing, cultural insensitivity, Hate Speech, Inappropriate Behavior, Israeli flag, legal consequences, Nazi swastika, NaziFlagOopsieCraft, offensive display, offensive symbol, public apology, regretful actions, restaurateur, social media backlash, Sydney, unacceptable behavior

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9096
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	500	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have the craziest adventures ever. one time, we found a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and creepers riding pigs. it was wild, bro.

also, like, we have this super rare item called the “unicorn horn” that lets you fly around the server and shoot rainbow lasers at other players. it’s, like, totally OP, dude.

oh, and, like, our admin once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. it was, like, so majestic, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

so, like, come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally rad adventures ever. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

EarthCube

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival Games, Towny, Towny Factions Earth Map Community Building Minecraft sports Siege wars Survival PvP Economy Minigames Custom plugins Quests Exploration Roleplay Dungeons Magic Clans Events Crafting, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2937
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14

EarthCube is a Towny/Fractions server on a Earth Map! The community here is active and there is never ending fun with building, mc sports, and siege wars!.

play.earthcubemc.com

Game Freak Data Heist Minecraft Server

1TB data stolen, cyber attack, cyber security incident, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data, data breach, data breach news, data leak, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, data theft, digital theft, Freak, Game, game freak, Game Freak breach, gaming industry cyber attack, Hacker, HACKING, heist, Information Security, Minecraft, Server, stolen data

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6083
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	7519	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Villages Defended:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Mines Excavated:	1225	Astral Projections Made:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with endless amounts of space? Well, look no further because our server only has 50GB of space for you to build and explore! Why, you ask? Because our server is located on a top-secret government base and we can’t risk sharing too much information with the public. Join us for the thrill of living on the edge of server space limitations!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who never learned how to explode properly. He’s been known to sneak up on unsuspecting players and give them a friendly hug instead of blowing them up. It’s a real blast!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure. But be warned, the dungeon is guarded by a pack of zombie chickens who are not afraid to peck you to death if you try to steal their shiny loot.

So come join us on our limited space, haunted, treasure-filled Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other! Just remember to watch out for those zombie chickens.