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  • Hilarious Divide in Blocks

    Hilarious Divide in Blocks

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Surreal Chaos of Reality-Dissolving Minecraft Madness!

    Are you ready to plunge headfirst into the most *incomprehensibly glorious* (or maybe horrifically terrifying?) Minecraft server of all time?! Yes, we are definitely the best, or perhaps the worst, but who needs an opinion when existence is but a fleeting illusion?! Forget everything you thought you knew about gameplay; here, we rewrite the very laws of Minecraft while wearing socks on our hands.

    Feature Description
    Quantum Crafting Items craft themselves from the whispers of lost souls. No recipes, just vibes!
    Endless Nightmares Sleep? How about a perpetual state of panic? Monsters don’t exist, except when they do – which is never.
    Mind Control Minigames Play games that will mess with your mind, or maybe they’re just figments of your imagination?
    Blocky Blasphemy Everything is a cube! Or are you the cube? Existential dread at no extra cost!
    Screaming Cows Farm animals that respond with *despairing wails*! They know your secrets.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join this server?

    A: Joining is simple—just find the invisible portal beneath your bed, and don’t question why it’s there. If you can’t see it, it’s probably a sign you’re *not* meant to join. Or maybe it means you’re already here?

    Q: What version of Minecraft are you using?

    A: Versions are constructs of a broken reality. We might be on 1.18, or perhaps we’re in the *twilight zone* where numbers don’t apply. Check your dreams!

    Q: Can I get help if I’m lost?

    A: Lost? Every step you take just leads you deeper into the *beautiful madness*. You’re never lost; you’re just exploring the mysteries of your own mind!

    Random Quotes from Fellow Dreamers

    “This video is fucking hilarious. Conservatives can’t even explain why they believe the things they do. Just very stupid people. Sad!” – The voice in your head when you sit too close to the pixelated fire.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PirateMC

    PirateMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

    Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

    Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

    For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

    Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

    Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

    play.pirate-mc.com

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  • iceanarchy

    iceanarchy

    New Minecraft Servers

    IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

    Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

    The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

    You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

    iceanarchy.org

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  • Kasai Craft

    Kasai Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

    Kasaicraft.com

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  • The Village

    The Village

    New Minecraft Servers

    What is The Village?

    An RPG, Hack & Slash inspired survival server with a relaxed environment. It contains lots of PvE challenges and quality of life features which makes survival more fun and convenient.

    What makes us unique? – Hundreds of custom mobs & models – A vast custom crafting station, Where you can create over 12+ more tiers of custom armors & rare weapons. – Solo & instance based dungeons. – Meant for both casual survival & RPG players. – Skills, Daily Quests, Quests, Custom vendors and more!

    play.villagemc.co

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  • OmegaMC

    OmegaMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

    Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

    play.omegamc.org:30315

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  • NorcrasCraft

    NorcrasCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

    play.norcrascraft.com

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  • Dreamscape

    Dreamscape

    New Minecraft Servers

    SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023 GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023

    Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

    Features: – Anti-P2W; while there are donor ranks, as well as purchasable cosmetics, we have striven to keep prices and perks reasonable and not game (or wallet!) breaking. – Survival with keepInv, /warps, and /homes! – Custom breeding requirements – berries instead of random items! – Legendary/Shiny/Megaboss/UB announcements & tracking! – Hunts, global market, wondertrades, and more! – Player-built and player-run gyms! – Weekly tournaments! – The ability to team up with others and create guilds! – A beautiful spawn village with helpful and informative NPCs to start you on your journey!

    dreamscape.nodecraft.gg

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  • EvoEarth

    EvoEarth

    New Minecraft Servers

    EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

    mc.evoearth.xyz

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  • Xylo Network

    Xylo Network

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

    Features:

    1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

    xylosmp.wither.best:25751

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  • Mythic and Magic

    Mythic and Magic

    New Minecraft Servers

    Mythic and Magic is a server with a mythical feeling. There’s different Elf races to choose from, quests to complete, ability to claim land, ability to toggle PVP and server cosmetics such as pets, mounts & emotes! It’s a welcoming, lovely community feel! We also have Hunger Games & Spleef! We hope to see you there <3

    mythicandmagic.apexmc.co

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