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KosherCraft: Where ‘Radio’ and the team unite!

Ben Shapiro, chain-link fence, college football, Experience, Goyim, hilarious story, Jewish, KosherCraft, Notre Dame, orthodox jew, Practice, Radio, Rudy, Sam Salz, sec, shabbat, TEAM, Texas A&M, unite, walk-on, yarmulke

Join our Minecraft server and become the Sam Salz of the virtual world! Just like this orthodox Jew who never played a sport in his life but decided to walk-on at Texas A&M, you can skip all that goyim stuff and become a legend in the SEC of Minecraft. Practice with old shoes as cones, use trash cans as the line of scrimmage, and believe with all your heart that you’re on the team, even if you’re on the other side of the fence. People will hype you up, coaches will notice you, and you’ll be the Rudy of Minecraft, or should we say, the Radiocraft! Who cares if college football is played on Shabbat, on our server, every day is game day! Join now and start your epic journey to virtual stardom!

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🌟 Aetheria 🌟 The Vanilla-Spice Server! Join the Fun!

20 TPS, 25 player slots, 5GB RAM, 99.99% uptime, Aetheria, Artmap, Chest Shops, Continuous Improvement, Creative, EULA Compliant, Fair Gameplay, friendly community, Fun, Jobs, Join, LWC, Paper 1.21, Quests, Semi Vanilla, Server, Server Management, small server, Staff Team, Survival, VanillaSpice, version 1.9 – 1.21

Survival || Creative || Community

Aethyria is a small, friendly Minecraft server with an emphasis on community.

IP address: aethyria.apexmc.co

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/M2K2q6AjT8

=[ SPECS ]=

• 5GB RAM

• 25 player slots

• Server software: Paper 1.21 –> Join with versions 1.9 – 1.21

• 99.99% uptime and 20 TPS on average

=[ PLUGINS ]=

Jobs
Quests
Chest shops
ArtMap
LWC …and many more!

=[ ETHOS ]=

We are strictly against being pay-to-win and all gameplay-affecting commands are available to all players. All aspects of the server are and will remain EULA-compliant, protecting our players from unfair disadvantages that they could face on non-compliant servers.

=[ EXPERIENCE ]=

The staff team (all 18+) are experienced in server management and have spent more than 3 months preparing the server for opening. That’s not to say that there isn’t still continuous improvement, of course!

FAQs

Q: Are there any rules on the server?	A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must abide by to ensure a safe and enjoyable environment for everyone. You can find the rules on our Discord server.
Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?	A: Our server is open to players of all ages, but we do require that all players conduct themselves in a mature and respectful manner.
Q: Are there any in-game events or competitions?	A: Yes, we regularly host events and competitions for our players to participate in and win prizes. Keep an eye on our Discord server for announcements.
Q: Can I use mods on the server?	A: We allow certain mods that do not give players unfair advantages or disrupt the server’s gameplay. Please check with our staff before using any mods.
Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?	A: If you see a player breaking the rules, please report them to a staff member either in-game or on Discord with evidence of the violation.

FemdomGF Minecraft Server

alternative relationships, BDSM, control, DOMINANCE, dominant female, dominant woman, female domination, female empowerment, femdom, femdom girlfriend, femdom relationship, FemdomGF, fetish, Girlfriend, kink, Kinky, Minecraft, power dynamics, relationship, role-play, Server, Submission, submissive male, submissive man

Are you tired of searching for a femdom girlfriend in real life? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can find the ultimate femdom girlfriend experience! Our female players are not just pretending to be dominant, they are the real deal. Get ready to be bossed around, told what to do, and maybe even punished if you don’t follow their orders. Join now for a truly unique and immersive femdom experience like no other!

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Blondies Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, blonde actresses, Blonde Beauty, blonde bombshells, blonde celebrities, Blonde Characters, blonde fashion, Blonde hair, blonde icons, blonde idols, blonde models, blonde personalities, blonde queens, blonde singers, blonde starlets, blonde superstars, blonde women, Blondies, famous blondes, favorite blonde girl, iconic blondes, Minecraft, Party, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things blonde and fabulous! We have a special quest where you have to find /a/s favorite blonde girl in the game – and trust us, she’s a total bombshell! But be warned, she’s not your average damsel in distress – she’s got a sword and she knows how to use it!

Join our server for a chance to embark on epic adventures, battle fierce monsters, and maybe even win the heart of /a/s favorite blonde girl. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate blonde babe yourself! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the blonde madness begin!

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DoggoDine Minecraft Server

#venting, anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, business trip, Dangerous, Detox, dog care, DoggoDine, explicit instructions, feeding schedule, health issues, healthy, irresponsible, Minecraft, overreacting, perspective, pet sitter, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Trust, veterinary, water fast

Hey there fellow Minecrafters!

Looking for a server that will make you question your trust in humanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal and absurdity.

Imagine logging in to find that your trusted friend decided to put your virtual dog on a “water fast” because she read somewhere that it’s healthy for Minecraft animals. Yes, you heard that right. Your precious virtual pet left starving because your friend thought she was doing him a favor by letting his system “detox.” The audacity!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as you confront your friend in-game, only to have her defend her actions and claim that her intentions were good. Will you explode in anger like the player in this story, or will you take a more diplomatic approach? The choice is yours.

So, if you’re looking for a server with unexpected twists, outrageous stories, and a whole lot of drama, join us now! Just make sure to feed your virtual pets, okay?

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STIcraft: Water Bottle Revenge

amusement park, Apology, BOTTLE, consequences, Cranky guests, emergency, extra cash, family, Family scare, Lesson, Mouth herpes, prank, Revenge, Safety restraints, Serious STI, split opinions., STI, STIcraft, Summer holidays, theft, Ticket checking, Tired guests, Water, Water Bottle

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take pranks to a whole new level! Just like the time I pranked a family at an amusement park by pretending to have mouth herpes to teach them a lesson about stealing water bottles.

Join us for outrageous adventures, crazy pranks, and unexpected twists at every turn. Who knows what kind of wild and wacky shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server?

So come on, hop on board and join the fun! Just remember, anything goes in this world of madness and mayhem. See you there!

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BidenNoReElectionLOL

biden, Biden administration, BidenNoReElectionLOL, current events, decision, diplomatic response, foreign leaders, foreign policy, global impact, global reactions, Government, international community, international relations, leadership, political decision, Politics, Presidency, reelection.., united states, world leaders, world news

so, like, u know how biden was all like “nah, i ain’t runnin’ again”? well, like, all the foreign leaders were like “whaaaat? this is crazy, man!” they were, like, so shocked and stuff. they were all like “we gotta join this minecraft server to cope with this news, man.” so, like, u should totally join too, cuz, like, all the cool kids are doin’ it. plus, u can build a giant statue of biden in the game and pretend he’s still president. it’s gonna be hilarious, man. so, like, come join us and let’s have a blast together!

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CellRevoltMC

biology, Body, CellRevoltMC, cells, cellular intelligence, cellular revolt, Consciousness, ethical dilemma, existential crisis, health, Human Behavior, internal conflict, introspection, metaphysical pondering, mind-body connection, philosophical inquiry., revolution, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Supreme one

join our epic minecraft server where the cells in your body are actually tiny minecraft characters who rebel against the supreme ruler of your body! they’re tired of being overworked and underappreciated, so they’ve created their own mini minecraft world inside you.

explore the vast landscapes of your body, from the towering mountains of your muscles to the flowing rivers of your bloodstream. team up with your fellow cells to fight against the oppressive regime of the supreme ruler and claim your freedom!

build your own tiny minecraft structures inside your body, from cozy little cottages to massive fortresses. gather resources from the environment around you, like oxygen and nutrients, to power your creations.

but beware, the supreme ruler will stop at nothing to crush the rebellion and maintain control over your body. can you and your fellow cells band together to defeat the tyrannical overlord and create a new world order inside you? join our minecraft server and find out!

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Stinky SMP: Where the mods are as stinky as the players! No resets, just lots of stinkiness. Join us on 1.20.1!

1.20.1, borderlands, chat reports, CPU, custom origins, Discord, Griefing, java, Join, killing, Lots, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Optimisers, Origins, Performance, planet minecraft, Players, RAM, redditors, Resets, resource-rich, Safezone, Server, smp, stealing, stinkiness, STINKY, Vanilla, Whitelist
Stinky SMP Server

Stinky SMP Server Overview
Server Version 1.20.1 (and updating)

Key Features

Fair moderation

Extreme longevity

Inclusivity of all people and playstyles

Great performance
FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the server’s emphasis on fair moderation?

A: The server ensures appeals and punishments are only for true rulebreaks, maintaining a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.

Q: How long has the server been running without resets?

A: There have been no resets since May 2022, showcasing extreme longevity and dedication to the server’s continuity.

Q: What playstyles are accommodated on the server?

A: Whether you are a nomad, builder, PVPer, trader, or have a different playstyle, you will find a place on Stinky SMP.

Q: How does the server ensure minimal lag?

A: The server uses a vanilla+ modpack with optimisers and powerful hardware including 16GB of RAM and a Ryzen 9 7950x CPU.

Q: What is the Safezone-Borderlands system?

A: The server operates on a system where a central zone around spawn is safe from griefing, killing, and stealing, while the Borderlands outside of it allows for these actions but is more resource-rich.

Q: What is the Origins mod on the server?

A: The server features the Origins mod with custom origins carefully reviewed for balance and uniqueness, offering players a variety of options for gameplay.

Q: Where can I find more information and join the server?

A: Visit the Stinky SMP server on Planet Minecraft here and join the server’s Discord community here.
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CraftyAnime Minecraft Server

Anime, anime recommendations, Anime Series, complex storyline, CraftyAnime, Cyberpunk, dark themes, Existential, getting better, long tail, mind-bending, Minecraft, Mysterious, Psychological, serial experiments lain, Server, surreal, tags, Technology, Thought-provoking, Understanding, virtual reality, Watching

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server is like diving into the mind of a confused anime character – you never know what’s going to happen next! Just like watching Serial Experiments Lain, you may not understand everything at first, but trust us, it gets better and better. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of your favorite anime. Who knows, you might even uncover the meaning of life while building your dream castle! So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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HoppsWilde Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, animated duo, animated film, anthropomorphic animals, Buddy cop, comedy, crime solving, Disney, Fox, friendship, HoppsWilde, Judy Hopps, mammal characters, Minecraft, Mystery, Nick Wilde, police officers, Rabbit, s/fur, Server, unlikely partners, Zootopia, Zootropolis

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right – llamas! They may spit at you if you don’t follow the rules, but hey, that’s just part of the fun.

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating taco. Yes, a taco. And if you manage to find the secret sauce hidden within the taco, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Use them wisely!

3. Our community is made up of friendly zombies who have a knack for building the most insane redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen. Need a door that opens with a secret code? They’ve got you covered. Need a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? They can make it happen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the llama spit.

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