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| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 5111 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 23 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 5996 |
Join us for epic battles of spleef where players use TNT instead of shovels, or participate in our infamous pig racing tournaments where the pigs are wearing jetpacks!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out with diamond swords while riding on the backs of llamas. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to win is by parkouring your way to safety.
So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and have a blast with like-minded players, then come join us on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes in this crazy world of shithousery!
