hilarious news – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

TheCraftyCreeper on a Minecraft SMP Rampage
amusing situation, animal antics, birb, bird comedy, bird humor, bird stuck, Catering, catering chaos, catering mishap, comedy, Entertainment, funny animal, funny animal video, funny news, hilarious news, hilarious situation, humor, Minecraft, Rampage, smp, Stuck, TheCraftyCreeper, Trapped, viral news
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos happens!
Picture this: a birb gets stuck in catering and chaos ensues! The players are tasked with rescuing the birb before it causes too much mayhem in the kitchen. Will they succeed or will the birb take over the server with its culinary skills?
Join our server for a chance to be a hero and save the day from the mischievous birb. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

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New Server IP
FiberCraft402TBPS
Bandwidth, Breakthrough, Communication, cutting-edge technology, data capacity, data rate, data transfer, digital infrastructure, fiber optics, FiberCraft402TBPS, high speed, Information Technology, innovation, internet, networking, optical fibers, record-breaking, Technology, telecommunications, terabits, transmission rate
OMG, dis server be like da Usain Bolt of Minecraft servers, zoomin’ at a speed of 402 terabits per second! U can build so fast, it’s like u got superpowers or somethin’. Join dis server if u wanna be da Flash of Minecraft, leavin’ all da other players in da dust. Plus, our fiber optics tech is so fancy, it’s like playin’ Minecraft in da future. So come on, join us and experience da fastest, craziest Minecraft server ever!

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New Server IP

DysonVacuum [Modded]

#addons, adventurers, airships, Biomes, building materials, Create, decor, Development, Download, Draconic Evolution, DysonVacuum, eureka, GregTech, Mekanism, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, multiplayer, Quests, Screenshots, Server, Valkyrien Skies

New Update	The Dyson Sphere modpack created by SphereMC with dedicated multiplayer server
Features	Includes a mix of mods such as Create & Addons, Mekanism, Gregtech, Draconic Evolution, building materials, Valkyrien Skies, Eureka! Airships + Quests
Screenshots	View screenshots
Download	Simple and quick download

What Sets This Modpack Apart?

The Dyson Sphere modpack is built on Minecraft 1.20.1 and is inspired by ‘All the Mods 9’. It offers a mix of modded biomes, magic, technology (Create, Clockwork: Create x Valkyrien Skies), and is designed for both adventurers and tech enthusiasts.

Our Promise:

We guarantee 99% uptime with daily restarts on our dedicated server hardware.

Server Info:

Version: Minecraft 1.20.1
Modpack: CurseForge Sphere
Difficulty: Mild
RAM Recommendation: 6GB minimum

Join Us!

Join our community on Discord

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I join the server without the modpack?

No, you need to have the Dyson Sphere modpack installed to join our server.

What mods are included in the pack?

The modpack includes mods like Create & Addons, Mekanism, Gregtech, Draconic Evolution, Valkyrien Skies, and more.

Is the server suitable for casual players?

Yes, the server is suitable for both casual players and dedicated Minecraft enthusiasts.

What is the recommended RAM for optimal performance?

We recommend a minimum of 6GB of RAM for smooth gameplay.

How often is the server updated?

We provide regular updates to ensure the best experience for our players.

How can I join the server?

You can join our server by using the Discord link provided above.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
annexation, arab-israeli conflict, Gaza Strip, historical injustice, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, Israel, jerusalem, land rights, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, occupation, palestinians, PALS, peace negotiations, PIXEL, political tensions, protest, resistance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, united nations, West Bank
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual soap opera! Join us and witness the epic battle between the Palestinians and Israel as they fight over land like it’s a game of musical chairs. Will the Palestinians finally get their revenge and build the ultimate sandcastle? Or will Israel annex all the lands and turn it into a giant Minecraft theme park? Join now and be part of the most outrageous Minecraft server drama of all time! Plus, we have free virtual popcorn for all spectators!

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New Server IP
FingerSnapz Minecraft SMP
abundance, Contentment, end hunger, end war, eternal life, everlasting peace, FingerSnapz, fulfillment, Happiness, Harmony, human potential, joy, Longevity, Minecraft, prosperity, satisfaction, smp, snaps my fingers, utopia, world peace, world transformation
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, I have single-handedly brought everlasting peace and prosperity to the world! No more need for war or destruction, and best of all, no one will ever go hungry again!
But wait, there’s more! Thanks to my magical powers, our bodies can now withstand time, so you can live for as long as you like! Want to be immortal? Done! Want to turn into a dragon and fly around? Sure, why not! The possibilities are endless on our crazy, wacky server.
So come join us and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs normalcy when you can have pure chaos and fun? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one ridiculous adventure at a time!

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New Server IP
HouseParty Minecraft Server
animal mess, biohazard, broken toys, carpet cleaner, cluttered home, dirty dishes, dog poop, filth, Frustrated, houseparty, messy house, Minecraft, overwhelmed, pee soaked couch, Server, strong odor, Trash, trash bags, uncomfortable environment, unneutered cats, unruly kids, untrained dogs
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house full of untrained dogs and unneutered cats? Look no further! Our server is like stepping into a tornado of broken toys, dirty dishes, and trash – but in a good way!
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a virtual world that’s as messy as your friend’s house after they added in way too many animals. The smell of adventure will stick to your virtual clothes, just like the smell of animal waste sticks to everything in their house.
Don’t worry about tiptoeing around piles of dog poop and pee – in our server, you’ll be too busy dodging creepers and zombies to even notice! And if you ever need a break from the chaos, just hop on a virtual couch that definitely isn’t soaked in pee (we promise).
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll need to bring is a sense of humor and maybe some trash bags for your car seats. And remember, if anyone asks why you’re always hanging out here, just tell them it’s because our server is the place to be!

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New Server IP
PreggoPrideCraft
acceptance, adoption, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, conservative boyfriend, covering up, family dynamics, Honesty, judgment, Lgbt, lying.., parenting, PreggoPrideCraft, pregnancy experience, relationship issues, sisters, trans man, Transgender
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.
Looking for a server where you can escape reality and dive into a world of chaos? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.
Join us and witness the epic tale of a trans man, his conservative sister’s boyfriend, and a whole lot of misunderstandings. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?
Experience the thrill of family secrets, relationship drama, and the ultimate showdown between truth and lies. Will you choose sides or sit back and watch the drama unfold?
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and be a part of the craziest storylines you’ve ever seen in the world of gaming. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

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New Server IP
Don’t Mess with Steve
10. life values, 11. life lessons learned, 12. self-improvement, 13. self-realization, 14. self-worth, 15. self-respect, 16. self-empowerment, 17. self-acceptance, 18. self-love, 19. self-confidence, 2. self-discovery, 20. self-care., 3. personal growth, 4. life priorities, 5. Self-awareness, 6. life decisions, 7. important choices, 8. self-reflection, 9. life experiences, dont, life lessons, Mess, steve
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never mess with the almighty Chicken King. Legend has it that the Chicken King once turned a griefing player into a chicken and banished them to the depths of the Nether for eternity. But don’t worry, as long as you pay tribute to the Chicken King by building him a majestic chicken palace, you’ll be safe from his wrath.
Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Egg of Destiny, rumored to grant the holder unlimited chicken nuggets for life. Or team up with other players to battle hordes of evil zombie pigs who are trying to steal all the chickens’ eggs.
But beware, the Chicken King’s loyal subjects, the Feathered Knights, will stop at nothing to protect their ruler. So sharpen your swords, gather your resources, and prepare for the cluckin’ adventure of a lifetime on our server. Just remember, don’t cluck with the Chicken King!

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New Server IP
KurskWarzone Minecraft Server
aggression, battle, Conflict, current events, eastern europe, Fighting, global affairs, international relations, Invasion, Kursk, KurskWarzone, Military, Minecraft, News, Politics, russia, Server, Tensions, Ukraine, violence, War, WARFARE, zelenskyy
COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WAR IS ‘COMING HOME’ TO RUSSIA, JUST LIKE ZELENSKYY SAID! FIGHTING RAGES IN KURSK, BUT DON’T WORRY, WE HAVE CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES TO KEEP YOU COMPANY!
JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES! BUILD YOUR OWN FORTRESS AND DEFEND IT FROM THE EVIL MOBS THAT ROAM THE LANDS. WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS AND CHAOS?
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GRAB YOUR SWORD AND PICKAXE AND JOIN US TODAY! BECAUSE ON OUR SERVER, EVERY DAY IS A WARZONE FILLED WITH FUN AND MAYHEM!

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New Server IP
KremlinGuardMC
Appointment, BODYGUARD, Commander, DEFEND, Defense, ex-bodyguard, Government, Kremlin, KremlinGuardMC, Kursk, leadership, loyalty, Military, national security, oversee, Politics, Protect, putin, russia, SECURITY, strategy
come join our minecraft server where putin appoints ex-bodyguard to oversee defend kursk!! 🤣🤣🤣
we got ex-bodyguards running around keeping the peace and making sure no creepers blow up our precious buildings! they’re like the secret service of minecraft, but with more blocky graphics and less actual danger 😂
if you wanna feel safe while mining for diamonds and building epic castles, this is the server for you! plus, you never know when putin himself might pop in to say hi and give you a virtual high five 🙌
so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the only thing scarier than a zombie horde is putin’s ex-bodyguard on patrol! 🤪🤪🤪

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New Server IP
SkinRxCrafts
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so, like, if you wanna join this epic minecraft server, you gotta hear this wild story. so, like, there was this dude who was playing on the server and he found a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds. but, like, when he tried to mine them, a bunch of evil creepers came out of nowhere and blew him up! it was, like, so crazy, dude.
but, like, that’s not even the best part. on this server, you can ride on giant chickens and battle dragons with diamond swords. it’s, like, a total fantasy world come to life. and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits fireballs at your enemies. how cool is that?
oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted armor and weapons that only the bravest players can find? it’s, like, a total challenge, but totally worth it.
so, like, if you wanna have the most epic adventure of your life, you gotta join this minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, you might even become the ultimate warrior and defeat the evil ender dragon once and for all. how awesome would that be?

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