New Minecraft Servers 2025

hilarious meme Minecraft Servers

hilarious meme Minecraft Servers

  • ExMemeHeartbreakCraft

    ExMemeHeartbreakCraft
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 8372
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 69 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    haha, remember that time you were scrolling through memes and you found the funniest one ever? well, imagine if you could share that meme with all your exes on a minecraft server! join our server and let the memes heal your broken heart. who needs love when you have memes, right? come join us for a meme-tastic time and maybe even find a new love in the form of a blocky pig or something. don’t be sad, be meme-tiful on our server!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    ‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 7901
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 41
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 1

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

    But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

    So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server

    TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 5654
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 33 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server where you can swim with competitive 14-year-old girls in a virtual pool! Don’t worry, their parents are totally cool with it. Plus, we have a special “Tinder” feature where you can meet virtual dates who may or may not judge you for your questionable pool companions. Come join the fun and see why we’re the most scandalous Minecraft server around!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SnoozeCraft: No Room for Night Owls

    SnoozeCraft: No Room for Night Owls
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 8328
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Ores Mined: 1191 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 38 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

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    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing just like a potion in a cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family situation!

    🎮 Need a break from real-life family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from obnoxious sisters and their loud boyfriends. No noise-cancelling headphones required here, just good old-fashioned peace and quiet (unless a creeper sneaks up on you, that is).

    🤪 Dive into a world where kicking out unruly guests is as easy as mining for diamonds. Who needs family therapy when you can just ban them from your virtual realm? It’s all fun and games until someone starts calling their friends and family to complain about being kicked out of the server!

    🌟 So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night building epic structures and battling mobs? Just remember, in our world, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. 😉

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  • NoInternetNights Minecraft SMP

    NoInternetNights Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 5277
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Void Gems Collected: 30 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Magic Items Found: 8657
    Potions Brewed: 58 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6

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    Imagine a world without internet… shudders But fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the dark abyss of boredom! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Legend has it that these llamas once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but their spit and sheer determination. So if you want to learn from the best, join us and witness the greatness of the llama overlords.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress the chickens with your sick dance moves, they will grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community you’ll ever encounter. Who needs internet when you have llamas and dancing chickens to keep you entertained?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockbusterSteve

    BlockbusterSteve
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 1750
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Gods Slained: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 64 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Love Letters Sent: 7
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for movie buffs and gamers alike!

    Join us and embark on epic quests inspired by your favorite movie characters. Want to team up with Iron Man to defeat the Ender Dragon? Done. How about building a replica of Hogwarts with Harry Potter? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all – we have exclusive events where you can battle it out in Hunger Games-style arenas or participate in dance-offs with the Avengers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a world where Nicolas Cage is the ruler and everything is made of cheese.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your wildest movie fantasies come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blowin’ Flagz Server

    Blowin’ Flagz Server
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 808
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 New Chunks Explored: 553995
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the flags actually MOVE and DANCE like they’re at a rave party! you’ll never see anything like it, it’s like a flag parade 24/7! plus, our sheep wear sunglasses and ride around on pigs like they’re in a wild west showdown. it’s a hoot and a half, i tell ya! oh, and did i mention the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who can do backflips and karate chops? it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, you gotta see it to believe it! so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Not-So-Greatlands: Where Mods and Roleplay Collide!

    The Not-So-Greatlands: Where Mods and Roleplay Collide!
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 804
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Emeralds Found: 5668
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

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    The Greatlands Server

    Server Type BEDROCK
    Theme NOT ORGINS BUT KINDA LOL
    Server Status WHITELIST SERVER

    Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

    What Do We Offer?

    • Role-playing experience
    • Immersive survival gameplay
    • Labyrinth game mode

    A Little Bit About Us!

    This project we created by many different creators worldwide more than 3 years ago has become bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded back during the pandemic The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since bringing in many players yearly! Our content and community teams push the limits of Minecraft while still keeping the simplicity and “at home” feeling.

    How Do I Join?

    Must join Discord to receive server port! Join Discord

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I join without being whitelisted? No, this is a whitelisted server. You must join the Discord and get whitelisted to join.
    What is the server theme? The server theme is a fantasy world rich with lore and mystical creatures.
    How long has the server been active? The server has been active for more than 3 years.
    Is there a special game mode on the server? Yes, the server offers a Labyrinth game mode that provides a unique gameplay experience.

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  • Ocarina of Time Minecraft Server

    Ocarina of Time Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 6410
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where Ocarina of Time is considered underrated – that’s right, underrated!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret dungeon filled with dancing chickens who dropped diamonds instead of eggs. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive Disco Creeper who explodes in a shower of glitter and confetti. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back again.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just discover that Ocarina of Time is the most overrated game of all time!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP

    No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 8430
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Zombie Dances: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do things a little differently. Ever wanted to join a server where the goal isn’t to build the biggest castle or mine the most diamonds, but to create the most outrageous schemes and elaborate plans? Look no further!

    Join us and become a master of deception, a connoisseur of chaos, a wizard of wackiness. Build a company in-game that rebrands existing blocks as new, revolutionary materials with just a tiny tweak. Watch as your fellow players invest in your “innovative” ideas, only to realize they’ve been bamboozled by your brilliant strategy.

    Imagine the conversations at our virtual cocktail parties, where players boast about their ridiculous schemes and outlandish plans. Tell tales of how you duped your friends into believing your dirt house was actually a luxury mansion, or how you convinced the entire server to invest in your “groundbreaking” redstone contraption that does absolutely nothing.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Who knows, you might just uncover the secret recipe for success in the most unexpected places. Just be sure to keep your schemes under wraps, or risk revealing your true intentions to the world.

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  • GodmotherGoneWild

    GodmotherGoneWild
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 5819
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 882
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Ores Mined: 762
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that appreciates all your hard work and dedication? Look no further than our server, where we value your commitment like no other! Just like how this poor soul was ditched as a godparent after all their efforts, we promise to never abandon you in your time of need.

    Join us and experience the thrill of being appreciated for all your hard work, just like changing diapers and feeding babies at 2am! Our server is the perfect place for those who want to feel valued and respected, unlike this poor soul who was replaced as a godparent for no good reason.

    Don’t be like this unfortunate soul who was left feeling unappreciated and betrayed. Join our server and be a part of a community that truly values your efforts, no matter how small they may seem. Plus, we promise not to replace you with someone who can’t even do their own laundry! So come on over and experience the love and appreciation you deserve.

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