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ExMemeHeartbreakCraft

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5464
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	498937
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0

haha, remember that time you were scrolling through memes and you found the funniest one ever? well, imagine if you could share that meme with all your exes on a minecraft server! join our server and let the memes heal your broken heart. who needs love when you have memes, right? come join us for a meme-tastic time and maybe even find a new love in the form of a blocky pig or something. don’t be sad, be meme-tiful on our server!

NoNoNoGriefingAllowed!

BIAS, Bigotry, cannot accept, close-mindedness, Cruelty, discrimination, Disrespect, hatred, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, intolerance, lack of empathy, narrow perspective, narrow thinking, narrow-mindedness, NoNoNoGriefingAllowed, Oppression, prejudice, unfairness, violence

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5608
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you cannot accept the fact that pigs don’t fly in Minecraft. On our server, pigs soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels, spreading joy and laughter wherever they go. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to witness this ridiculous sight and join our wacky community today!

MarineCraft2022FundsScandal

2022 presidential campaign, campaign finance, Corruption, election, far right, financial irregularities, Financial Misconduct, French politics, funding, investigation, legal investigation, legal scrutiny, Marine Le Pen, MarineCraft2022FundsScandal, National Rally, political controversy, political financing, political scandal, presidential candidate, scandal, shock probe

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7166
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	305
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got marine le pen gettin hit by shock probe into 2022 presidential campaign funding like whaaaat. come join us and see all the crazy drama unfold as we build and survive together. plus, our admins are all secretly aliens who will give u special powers if u join. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the madness!

AccentCraft

AccentCraft, Accents, children, cognitive development., cognitive psychology, Communication, Cultural differences, Dialects, language acquisition, language acquisition in children, language development, language diversity, language learning, linguistic awareness, linguistics, Perception, phonetics, Regional accents, socialization, Sociolinguistics, speech patterns.

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2623
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Potions Brewed:	157	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat rap like eminem. we also got a secret underground disco party where all da mobs get down and boogie.

if u join our server, u might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil chicken army led by a giant chicken named cluckzilla.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava? it’s lit, literally. so come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest minecraft server ever created. u won’t regret it, unless u get eaten by a dancing creeper. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

SweatTrackersMC

band-aid, daily basis, diabetes management, diabetic patients, efficient method, health care advancements, health indicators, health monitoring, health status, health technology, health tracking., healthcare innovation, innovation, Medical Devices, medical technology, non-invasive, researchers, sweat analysis, sweat monitoring, SweatTrackersMC, wearable technology

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5861
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	433
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

so, like, have you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that’s, like, totally next level? well, do we have the server for you! our server is so epic, it’s like a band-aid for your soul, tracking all the important stuff you need to know.

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds, and suddenly, your band-aid starts beeping. you’re like, “oh snap, i need to check my health indicators!” and you realize you’ve been playing minecraft for, like, 10 hours straight. but it’s all good, cuz our server has got your back.

not only that, but our server is, like, super non-invasive. you don’t have to worry about anyone invading your space or stealing your diamonds. it’s all about peace, love, and minecraft.

oh, and did we mention that our server is perfect for diabetic players? yeah, that’s right. we cater to all types of players, even those with special health needs. so come join us on the most epic minecraft server of all time. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crusalis Geopolitical Node Wars: Where Villagers Rule and Blocks are Serious Business

Accurate, Armavir, armenia, blocks, Business, Community, Conquest, Crusalis, Discord, Factions, Geopolitical, historical, invite, Ip:, iteration, Minecraft, nation, Node, Premium, Raids, rule, Server, skilled players, Victorix, Victory, villagers, Wars

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8266
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Enchantments Applied:	289
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ores Mined:	2667
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7

Server Name	CRUSALIS
Server Type	Geopolitical historically accurate Minecraft server
Features	Fun VC grind sessions, raids, wars, nation building
Server IP	crusalis.net
Community	Victorix

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server? To join the server, you need to connect using the IP address: crusalis.net. It is a premium Minecraft server, so make sure you have a valid Minecraft account.

What is the Victorix community? Victorix is the community associated with the CRUSALIS server. You can join their Discord server using this link: https://discord.com/invite/Q3pHvv7h. Make sure to verify and mention Mado as your inviter.

What can I do on the server? You can participate in fun VC grind sessions, go on raids, engage in wars with other nations, and help build your nation. The server is iteration-based, with each new iteration introducing new content and themes.

Can I contribute to building nations on the server? Yes, you can contribute to nation-building on the server. Currently, players are working on building Armavir (Armenia) by organizing forces for victory. Join the server to play with skilled players and contribute to the collective effort for victory.

We hope to see you on the CRUSALIS server and Victorix community! Join us for an immersive historical Minecraft experience.

LazyCraft Minecraft Server

calmness, Chill out, doing nothing, Downtime, laid back, lazy day, LazyCraft, leisure, leisurely activities, Minecraft, Peaceful Moments, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, relaxation time, rest and relaxation, self-care, Server, slow living, stress relief, taking it easy, Tranquility, trying to take it easy, unwind

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8365
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5648	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of all those try-hard Minecraft servers where everyone is constantly grinding and sweating to be the best? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage doing absolutely nothing and just chilling out!

Join us for epic events like the “Lazy Olympics” where the goal is to see who can AFK the longest without getting kicked. Or participate in our “Nap Time Build Battle” where players compete to build the comfiest bed in the game.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club called the “Slacker Society” where members gather to discuss the best ways to avoid doing any actual work in the game.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only goal is to take it easy and have a good time, then come join us! Who needs diamonds when you can just lay back and relax?

HeroCraft Minecraft Server

Anthem, Bravery, Champions, courage, determination, empowerment, Hero, herocraft, Heroes, Inspirational, Lyrics, Minecraft, motivation, Music, perseverance, pop, Server, song, strength, Time, triumph, Victory

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4593
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you daring adventurers out there!

Join us and become a hero of epic proportions! We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay golden eggs that grant wishes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Portal to the Land of Unicorns, where rainbows are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a hero of our time! Just watch out for the evil Villager Mafia and their dastardly schemes to take over the server. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat them and save our pixelated paradise. Let the adventure begin!

Fiancee’s Niece Flower DramaCraft

adoption, ah, aita, child-free wedding, cousins, decision, disagreement, DramaCraft, exceptions, family, Fiancées, flower, flower girl, Grandparents, infertility, Invitations, Marriage, Niece, ring bearers, Siblings, Venue, Wedding

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	985
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Alien Abductions:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a family feud over a flower girl at a wedding!

Join us for a child-free gaming experience, just like this couple’s wedding dreams (minus the grandparents as flower girls, unfortunately). But watch out, because one glass of wine at family dinner could lead to unexpected exceptions for nieces and nephews!

Experience the thrill of navigating through wedding FAQs and making tough decisions about who gets to be part of the big day. Will you be the one to stand your ground against family pressure, or will you cave in like a poorly built sandcastle?

So come on down to our server, where the only family drama you’ll encounter is deciding who gets to be the flower girl in your virtual wedding. Just remember, no children allowed (unless they’re virtual flower girls, of course)!

NeverDigStraightDown Minecraft Server

acceptance, Closure, forgiveness, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, life lessons, Minecraft, MISTAKES, moving forward, moving on, never again, NeverDigStraightDown, new beginnings, past experiences, personal growth, regrets, second chances, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Dimension Hops:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Farms Harvested:	530
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Alien Abductions:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say goodbye to those days because on our server, you’ll never have to do those things again!

Join our server and you’ll never have to mine for diamonds again because we have a magical diamond tree that grows unlimited diamonds for you to pick! And forget about building boring old houses, on our server, you can live in a giant flying taco that shoots lasers at creepers!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled maze. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our boss mob, the giant chicken of doom, who shoots fireballs from its beak!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring old Minecraft forever!

KindCraft: Kindness Quest

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5586
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	286	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7

So, picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away in the depths of the Minecraft world, when suddenly a player comes up to you and hands you a diamond pickaxe. But get this – they didn’t just give it to you out of the goodness of their heart. No, they told you that this pickaxe was forged by the legendary Ender Dragon herself and has the power to mine through bedrock like it’s butter. And that’s not all – they also whispered in your ear that if you join their server, you’ll have the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer!