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Crafty André’s Epic Battle: The Unloseable Minecraft Server

andre, Andres, athlete, battle, challenge, Championship, cody, Competition, Crafty, Defeat, determination, Epic, Fight, Minecraft, perseverance, pride, refusal, refusal to lose, resilience, Server, Sportsmanship, strength, Struggle, Unloseable, Victory, wrestlemania, wrestling

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6088
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where battles are taken to the next level! Imagine if André the Giant refused to lose a fight on our server, it would be crazier than Wrestlemania XXXIX when Cody lost! Join us for insane PvP battles where anything can happen, even if it defies all logic and reason. Who knows, you might even witness a showdown between legendary Minecraft players that will go down in history as the most epic battle of all time! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Crafty Desi Delights: Minecraft Madness

Based, Canada, Canadian, Crafty, DELIGHTS, Desi, Diversity, east Indian, EXCUSE, FANTASY, immigration, interracial, LANDLORD, madness, Minecraft, Move, multicultural, opportunity, power dynamic, rent payment, satisfaction, sex, taboo, Tenant, White

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3630
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Crops Grown:	7260
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out all your wildest fantasies of being a Canadian landlord! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server you can trade rent payments for… other services. Our east Indian tenants are ready and willing to do anything for a roof over their heads, so why not join us and experience the thrill of being a based white Canadian landlord? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to live out your wildest dreams in the world of Minecraft!

Blockheads R Us: Where even the creepers ask ‘What is it about players from here?’

achievement, athletes, Blockheads, Community, Competition, CREEPERS, Dedication, Hometown, local ], location, Passion, perseverance, Players, pride, skill, sports, success, Support, talent, teamwork, Training

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6917
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Oh, let me tell you about the players on this server! They’re like a bunch of wild llamas on a sugar rush, always building the craziest structures and pulling off the most ridiculous pranks. One time, someone built a giant roller coaster that went straight into a lava pit – talk about a thrill ride! And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in the PvP arena. It’s like watching a bunch of chickens with swords duking it out for the title of ultimate warrior. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else. So come join us and see what all the fuss is about – just don’t forget your sense of humor!

CraftyCrackheads – PvP & Pranks Galore!

Animaniacs, CraftyCrackheads, Cross-Play, cross-progression, dev time, Dexter, Galore, Gleamium, Joker, May edition, multiversus, mvsg, new characters, new moves, new stages, open beta, platform fighter, powerpuff girls, pranks, pve mode, PvP, rollback netcode, ue5, universal parry technique, Warner Brothers

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5445
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Void Gems Collected:	33	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for a wild ride on our server where you’ll find characters from Warner Brothers properties duking it out in epic platform fighter battles. But wait, there’s more!

Our server is so exclusive that the game was released to open beta, then pulled for an additional year of dev time just to make it even more insane. We’ve added new characters, new stages, new moves, a universal parry technique, a PvE mode, a new engine (UE5), rollback netcode, and even a currency called Gleamium that you can purchase through means other than money.

And get this, we’ve got Joker and the Powerpuff Girls throwing down, with Dexter and the Animaniacs bringing their own stages into the mix. It’s a crossover event like no other!

Join us on PC, PS4, PS5, Xbox One, or Xbox Series consoles for some cross-play and cross-progression madness. Don’t miss out on the mayhem, join our server now and prepare for the ultimate battle of epic proportions!

Crafty Crazies

#sociopath, analytical, Community, Crafty, Crazies, Cunning, dark humor, Discord, Geniuses, GIFTED, high intelligence, INTELLECT, isolated individuals, manipulative, mental health, Personality, Psychology, Psychopathic, rare individuals, Server, twisted minds, Unique

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6487
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Secret Passages Found:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Welcome to our exclusive Minecraft server for those rare individuals who possess both a psychopathic personality and high intelligence! If you find joy in building elaborate traps for unsuspecting players or enjoy trolling others with your cunning mind, then this is the server for you.

Join us as we embark on insane adventures, like building a giant lava maze that only the most twisted minds can navigate, or staging elaborate heists to steal diamonds from other players. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who will appreciate your dark sense of humor and devious tactics.

But beware, not just anyone can join our ranks. You must prove your worth by completing a series of twisted challenges that will test your mental fortitude and willingness to embrace your inner psychopath. Are you up for the challenge?

Join us on our Discord server and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So sharpen your mind, hone your skills, and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. See you on the dark side!

ConfusedCraft: Where Words Fail, Fun Prevails!

4chan, Absolutely, Arguing, better, comfort, comfy, ConfusedCraft, Degenerates, Discord, Fail, feel, Fun, Harassment, Only, patience, Prevails, shithole, Site, slightly more patience, social media, Stopped, stopped using, Using, Words

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1428
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Are you tired of the drama and chaos of other social media platforms? Do you crave a place where you can truly be yourself without fear of judgment or harassment? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and experience a world where 4chan reigns supreme and discord is just a distant memory. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who value anonymity and freedom of expression above all else. No more arguing, no more degenerates – just pure, unadulterated fun!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where memes come to life and trolls roam free. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? Join now and find out for yourself!

MontyCraft: Where Spam is a Food Group and Creepers Run Away from Silly Walks

british comedy, british humor, british television, classic humor, classic tv, comedy, comedy legends., CREEPERS, cultural commentary, Food, group, historical, humor, London, monty python, MontyCraft, Nostalgia, old school entertainment, RUN, satire, silly, sketch comedy, social commentary, Spam, television history., time capsule, vintage, Walks

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1944
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Are you tired of living in a world that’s gone downhill faster than a pig racing down a minecart track? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world that’s as clean and vibrant as a freshly polished diamond sword!

Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to blow up because they know they’ll be missing out on all the fun. We’ve got more diamonds than a rich player’s inventory and more adventures than a quest to find the elusive Herobrine.

So why join our server? Because we’ve got more laughs than a pack of villagers gossiping about the latest iron golem fashion trends. And if that’s not enough, just remember – on our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and no one will judge you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

ChopCraft: Chainsaw Mania

action, Anime, Bloody, chainsaw, chainsaw man, ChopCraft, dark fantasy, death, Demons, Denji, Gore, graphic, Horror, INTENSE, Makima, Manga, Mania, Revenge, shonen jump, Supernatural, Thriller, tragic, violence

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	687
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Potions Brewed:	154	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your wildest dreams come true? Look no further! Join our server where we have a special event called “Baby Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can make a baby suffer the most in-game. It’s like Hunger Games, but with babies! So if you have a dark sense of humor and a competitive spirit, come join us and let’s see who can make this baby suffer the most! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Sales Drop Harder Than MHA’s Ratings

#my hero academia, Analysis, Anime, Challenges, Crafty, Decline, Downfall, Drop, HARD, Harder, Industry, Manga, market, McCraftface, mha, MHAs, profit, Ratings, Revenue, Sales, sales drop, Struggling, what went wrong

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5739
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sheep in a meadow? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in your pixelated life!

We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their tails, diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, and creepers that breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena before you defeat it!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Saturday night to show off his killer dance moves.

So why settle for boring when you can join our server and have the time of your virtual life? Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let the chaos begin!

Novarealms: Where Villagers are the Real MVPs in This SMP Server

administration team, bedrock, Beta Testing, Discord, discord TOS, Diversity, Entertainment, Immersive, Inclusivity, Java compatible, minecraft server, MVPS, Nova Realms SMP, Novarealms, real, restrictions, Server, smp, staff applications, villagers

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4999
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Nova Realms SMP
:construction: We have just recently released for BETA Testing!
:people_hugging: We are all about fun, inclusivity and most importantly diversity!
:no_entry_sign: We have no restrictions (other than the minecraft/discord tos) and we are open to everyone!
:clock: We plan on having this server open for as long as possible, to provide the best experience for all our players!
:tv: There are plugins that modify the game to make it even more immersive and entertaining
:mobile_phone: We are a bedrock AND Java compatible server, so invite all your friends!
(we are also accepting staff applications)

If you are interested, join our discord to learn more!

We hope to see you there!

Sincerely, Nova Realms SMP Administration Team

https://discord.gg/e69zCs3Cnr

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join our server, please join our Discord server first and follow the instructions provided there.

Q: Are there any restrictions on who can join?

A: Other than following Minecraft and Discord terms of service, there are no restrictions on who can join our server. We welcome everyone!

Q: Is there a specific theme or gameplay style on Nova Realms SMP?

A: Our server focuses on fun, inclusivity, and diversity. We aim to provide a diverse and immersive gameplay experience for all players.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow while playing on the server?

A: While we strive to maintain a welcoming and inclusive environment, we do have a set of rules that all players must adhere to. These rules are available on our Discord server.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on Nova Realms SMP?

A: Yes! Our server is bedrock and Java compatible, so feel free to invite all your friends to join in on the fun.