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ExistentialCraft

BELIEF, Certainty, ELUSIVE, Enigma, Existence, ExistentialCraft, Mysterious, Phenomenon, speculation, unexplained, unproven

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4056
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the existence of unicorns! That’s right, our server is home to a secret land where majestic unicorns roam freely, spreading rainbows and glitter wherever they go. But be warned, these unicorns are not your average mythical creatures – they have a taste for adventure and are always up for a challenge.

Embark on quests to find rare unicorn horns, battle against evil trolls trying to steal their magic, and even ride on the back of a unicorn as you explore the vast and magical world we have created. Who knows, you may even discover the secret to unlocking their hidden powers and becoming a unicorn yourself!

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the most magical and outrageous adventure in Minecraft history! Who needs concrete evidence when you have unicorns to prove the impossible?

SolarCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, clean energy, climate change, energy efficiency, energy production, environmental policy, government approval, green technology, Minecraft, renewable energy, renewable resources, rooftop installs, Server, solar energy, solar farms, solar industry, solar panels, solar power, SolarCraft, UK Government, UK infrastructure, UK legislation

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4897
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Animals Bred:	70
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

OMG u guys, dis server is lit af like dem solar farms approved by da UK gov’t! We got 3 HUGE solar farms ready to power up ur Minecraft world like never before. And guess what? We also got rooftop installs for all u fancy players who wanna flex on dem peasants. Join dis server and let da sun shine on ur pixelated face as u build, mine, and slay dem mobs like a boss. Don’t be a noob, join now and be part of da solar revolution in Minecraft! 🌞💥 #SolarPowerGoals #MinecraftMadness

TanktopiaCraft

39 tanks, Allies, ammunition, Armaments, armored vehicles, artillery, Assistance, Conflict Resolution, Covert, Defense, Geopolitical, germany, HIMARS, international relations, military aid, shipment, Strategic, Support, TanktopiaCraft, Ukraine, weapons

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3927
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Star Shards Collected:	108	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we have 39 tanks, HIMARS, and ammunition just like in Germany but in Ukraine! We got so much firepower, you’ll be blasting creepers and zombies into oblivion! Plus, we have secret missions where you can sneak into enemy bases and steal their diamonds like a true ninja! Join now for a wild ride of explosions and chaos!

PixelLifeMatters

actually, contemplation, Existence, IMPORTANCE, insignificance, introspection, Life, little., matters.., Meaning, mortality, perspective, philosophy, PixelLifeMatters, purpose, Reflection, Relevance, Significance, Therefore, triviality, Value

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9635
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

u want a server that will blow ur mind and make u question reality? well u found it, my friend. this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of pure gold. u think u know Minecraft? think again, cuz on this server, pigs fly and creepers dance the cha-cha.

join us if u want to be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. we have dungeons filled with treasure, dragons to slay, and a secret underground society of villagers plotting to take over the world.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it only appears once in a blue moon. if u manage to find it, u will be granted three wishes and eternal glory.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and prepare to have ur mind blown. remember, life matters so little that it therefore does actually matter.

GirrafidGaming: BramiscusMicros

ancient animals, ancient mammals, animal anatomy, biological classification, Bramiscus micros, BramiscusMicros, evolutionary history, extinct species, Fossil discovery, girrafid, GirrafidGaming, Miocene epoch, new genus, new species, ossicones, Palaeontologists, Paleontology, prehistoric, scientific research, small-sized, taxonomy, vertebrate evolution

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9779
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2890	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we got giraffes with TWO pairs of horns, like what even is that? it’s like a giraffe crossed with a rhino or something, total madness! we also got dinosaurs roaming around, because why not? who wouldn’t want to ride a T-Rex into battle? plus, our caves are filled with hidden treasures and secret passages, you never know what you’ll find! so come on over and join the fun, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss out on!

Bucketry Minecraft – Where Bucket Lovers Unite! Pyro Mining, Pyro Fishing, and 200 Enchantments Await!

Await, Banking, bucket, Bucketry, Custom Claiming, custom spawners, Dungeons, Enchantments, Envoy Crates, Fishing, Jobs, Land claiming, Lovers, Minecraft, Mining, Prestiging, Pyro, Pyro Fishing, Pyro Mining, Quest System, Ranking, Shops, Skills, smp, Thriving Player Economy, Tycoon, Unique enchantments, unite, Voting Crates

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8145
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	474	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Farms Harvested:	929
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Server IP	play.bucketry.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/eZXqDPj3kE

Welcome to Bucketry Minecraft!

Explore a world filled with endless possibilities and challenges, where survival is just the beginning. Here’s a taste of what Bucketry Minecraft has in store for you:

Progression System: Ascend the ranks, conquer challenges, and become a legendary player in our immersive world.
Shops Galore: Build your empire with a plethora of server and player shops, where treasures and riches await your discovery.
Jobs & Skills: Take on thrilling jobs and refine your skills to stand out in the world of survival.
Custom Spawners: Craft your own unique creature kingdom with custom spawners, creating a realm like no other.
Enchantments Galore: Unlock over 170 advanced enchantments, enabling you to craft legendary items that will leave others in awe!
Envoy Crates & Voting Crates: Open crates filled with surprises and rewards, showcasing our appreciation for your loyalty.
Custom Claiming: Protect your territory with style and finesse, using our custom claiming system to fortify your presence.
Banking: Manage your riches with ease and watch your wealth grow as you become a true tycoon of our Minecraft universe!

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join, simply use the server IP play.bucketry.net in your Minecraft client.
Is the server available 24/7?	Yes, the server is online and available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
Are there any rules I need to follow?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. You can find the rules on our Discord server.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Of course! Feel free to invite your friends to join the adventure on Bucketry Minecraft.

MediaLitMC Server

average gamer, communication skills, critical thinking, digital literacy, Digital Media, Entertainment, Gaming Community, gaming culture, information consumption, internet culture, media consumption habits, Media influence, media literacy, MediaLitMC, online behavior, online content, pop culture, Server, social media, Technology, video games

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3741
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the pixelated universe!

Join us for a chance to battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and mine for diamonds in a secret underground disco cave. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Troll Tuesday” event where players can prank each other with exploding sheep and invisible walls. And every Friday night, we host a massive pixel art competition where the winner gets a real-life diamond (Disclaimer: diamond not actually real).

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the pixelated madness!

ZeroHit Minecraft Server

appreciation, boss fight, challenge, dark souls, death, Die, difficult games, From Software, game design, game development, game difficulty, Gaming, Gaming Community, get hit, Minecraft, Miyazaki, player experience, Server, thank you, video game, zero hit challenge, zero times, ZeroHit

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5213
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Enchantments Applied:	120
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of getting hit zero times and still dying in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, Miyazaki himself has blessed us with his divine protection! Join us and experience the joy of never dying, no matter how many times you get hit (or don’t get hit, for that matter)! It’s like having a cheat code activated 24/7, except it’s totally legit and Miyazaki-approved. So come on over and never fear death again!

NoBoyfriendZone

advice, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotional intelligence, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, loyalty, NoBoyfriendZone, personal growth, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, self reflection, self-care, Support, tough conversations, toxic relationships, Understanding

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6239
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with friendship, betrayal, and epic battles!

Picture this: you and your BFF mining for diamonds together, laughing and having a great time. But uh-oh, here comes BFF’s boyfriend James, causing drama and ruining the fun! Will you choose to support your BFF or take down James in an epic PvP showdown? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and witness the ultimate showdown between Kayla and James, as they battle it out for control of the server. Will Kayla finally break free from James’ grip and reclaim her independence? Or will James reign supreme and turn Kayla into a stay-at-home Minecraft mom?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, epic battles, and maybe even some diamond loot along the way. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

MineCraftyMistakes – Minecraft Server

Adversity, challenge, Experience, growth, hard way, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, learning from mistakes, lesson learned, life lesson, Minecraft, MineCraftyMistakes, mistake, perseverance, personal development, Reflection, resilience, self improvement, Server, tough love, trial and error, valuable lesson, wisdom

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9502
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking it would fly like a Pegasus? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But on our server, not only can you ride flying pigs, but you can also ride llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes! Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe gravity, but who needs that anyway?) So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some epic fails together!