Hilarious Excuses MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

funny memories, Funny Moments, creeper, ridiculous excuses, funny conversations

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”

homework, unbelievable excuses, silly excuses, bizarre excuses, laughable excuses

Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!

Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

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HoarderMomCPS Minecraft Server

family conflict, Server, household chaos, Parental Responsibility, mental health

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where hoarding and shopaholic tendencies are not only accepted but encouraged! Join us for a unique gaming experience where every block you collect is a valuable addition to your virtual collection.

Imagine building your own virtual 4 bedroom, 2 bath house filled to the brim with hand soap and loofahs – just like the one described in this post! Walk through narrow pathways surrounded by valuable treasures and discover the thrill of never-ending packages waiting at your virtual doorstep.

But beware, the real challenge lies in convincing your virtual family to let go of their sentimental items and make room for new acquisitions. Will you be able to navigate through the clutter and create a harmonious living space for your virtual siblings?

Join us on this server and experience the thrill of virtual hoarding like never before. Who needs a clean and organized world when you can have a chaotic and cluttered paradise? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn your Minecraft world into a hoarder’s dream come true!

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BridezillaCraft

screaming, Drama, bridezilla, Married men, Poorly organized

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild wedding drama unfolding in front of your very eyes!

Join our server for the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, just like being a bridesmaid at a wedding where everything goes wrong. From dealing with problematic MOHs to fending off advances from crazy bridesmaids, our server will keep you on your toes!

Help decorate the bridal suite, steam wrinkled suits, and deal with unrinsed cups and insufficient food just like at a poorly organized wedding. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness someone spreading their legs in front of everyone – in Minecraft, of course!

So come on down to our server where the drama never ends and the bride might just block you on social media for no reason at all. It’s a wedding disaster waiting to happen, and you won’t want to miss it!

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EgoCraft

thing.., self improvement, self appreciation, self-identity, self love

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger hidden deep within our virtual world.

With our custom plugins and insane storylines, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner Minecraft maniac!

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KremlinCraft: Russian Hackers Unleashed

Unleashed, cyber defense, Russian hackers, UK infrastructure attack, HACKING

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by russian hackers who are part of a kremlin-protected cyber army? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join us for some epic gaming adventures and maybe even learn some hacking skills along the way. who needs uk infrastructure when u can take over the virtual world with us? plus, we have the best virtual vodka parties this side of the internet. join now before putin himself invites u to join our elite squad. #russianhackerlife #minecraftmadness #putinapproved

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Memory Lane Craft

Music, regret, Craft, past experiences, personal growth

hey u!! do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever?? well let me tell u, this server is so lit that it will make ur brain explode with joy!! like one time, a player found a secret diamond mine that was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas!! and another time, someone built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started clucking around the server!! if u join our server, u will have the chance to experience all this craziness and more!! so come on, what are u waiting for?? join now and let the madness begin!!

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HurricaneMonkeysLOL

Animal Behavior, social support, Altruism, social behavior, environmental impact

come join our minecraft server where tolerant monkeys share shade after a hurricane and increase their life expectancy! 🐒🌪️

we have a special monkey village where you can build tree houses and swing from vines like a true primate! 🌳🐵

our bananas are always ripe and our coconuts are never empty! 🍌🥥

rumor has it, there’s a secret underground banana bunker where you can hoard all the potassium your heart desires! 🍌💣

join us and be part of the monkey madness! 🐒🎉

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vrkttr

PvE, survival mode, Multiverse System, Mods, gaming experience

Welcome to the VRKTTR Minecraft server, the ultimate adventure for all German Minecraft fans! Our server offers you a variety of exciting game modes and unique features that will make your gaming experience unforgettable.

Features: 1. Multiverse-System 2. Creative mode 3. Survivalmodus 4. LandClaim-System 5. Aktive Community 6. Regular events

srv.vrkttr.de

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SLIME MC

RANK, Discord, Cross-Play, slimcmc, Economy

VOTE OUR SERVER AND GOT REWARD there are skyblock / lifesteal / pvp you can pvp with your frinends play lifesteal or survival with your firends and you can make own island with friends and grinde or you can buy rank and keys at our discord server Slimcmc play now

15.207.55.169

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