Hilarious Excuses MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

funny excuse, funny memories, Excuses, funny stories, ExcuseCraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”

silly excuses, dumb excuses, flimsy excuses, ate, unbelievable excuses

Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!

Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

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Daughter of Santa Minecraft SMP

fairy tale, celebration, Character, santa, Minecraft

In our Minecraft SMP, we have a server where Santa Claus’s daughter runs the show. She’s tired of the cold North Pole and has decided to set up shop in the virtual world of Minecraft. Join our server and help her build a winter wonderland like no other! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get some special presents from her famous dad. So come join us and experience the magic of Christmas all year round!

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Mieruko-chan’s Fun Minecraft Server

comedy, Fun, Horror, Server, fear

Are you tired of being haunted by pesky ghosts in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to find your inner hero and protect Miko from those spooky specters. Join us and show off your strength as you battle against the forces of the supernatural while also helping Miko with her ghostly dilemma. Who knew saving damsels in distress could be so fun in a blocky world? So grab your sword and armor, and get ready to be the hero Miko needs (and maybe even earn her eternal gratitude)!

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Struggling Indies Complaining Minecraft SMP

audience growth, struggling indies, smp, Minecraft, online visibility

Are you tired of watching indies self-sabotage their own success on other servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we encourage chaos and craziness! We’ve got players who build roller coasters that lead to nowhere, prank wars that escalate to epic proportions, and secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server out there! Join us now and let’s create some unforgettable moments together!

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DILF’s Paradise Minecraft Server

Fit dads, DILF life, DILF club, DILF squad, DILF vibes

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and try-hards? Well, look no further because our server was literally built by a team of DILFs! That’s right, hot dads with mad building skills came together to create the ultimate Minecraft experience.

Join our server for a chance to mine diamonds with a dad who can grill a mean burger at the same time. Need help building a castle? Our DILFs will swoop in with their power tools and get the job done in no time.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker on the server where the DILFs hold dance parties every Saturday night. Get in on the action and show off your best moves while surrounded by ruggedly handsome builders.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knew building blocks could be so sexy?

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Stellar Blade Christmas Update Minecraft SMP

new content, Stellar, christmas update, stellar blade, action

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a castle out of diamond blocks that shoot lasers, or participate in our weekly “TNT Cannon Olympics” where the goal is to blow up as much of the landscape as possible!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. Will you join them or fight against them? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and prepare for the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you there, if you dare!

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KotoneWorld Minecraft server

Server, best grief server, Friends, better spawn, Auto-mine

Grief server ⭐kotoneworld.povezlopovezlo.ru⭐Version: 1.12.2 – 1.20.1⚡The winter wipe has passed, new donation ꜱᴀɴᴛᴀ!!!!!⚡Cheap donations, and there is warp pvp, and an auto mine!⚡The best grief server for games with friends!⚡Server website: kotoneworld.easydonate.ru⚡Grief server, WIPE HAPPENED!! NEW BETTER SPAWN!

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Red Flag Minecraft Server

color red flag design, red flag, red, color red wish, Minecraft

Are you tired of living in a world where your flag can only be one color? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can have a flag that changes color every minute! That’s right, one minute it’s red, the next it’s rainbow, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. They even have their own DJ spinning tunes all night long. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve partied with a llama.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? They may look cute and cuddly, but they are fierce protectors of our land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

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Terminated Minecraft SMP Decision

tough decision, emotional, Heartbreaking, tough circumstances, Grief

Join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic adventure of your life! We promise you won’t have to make any tough decisions like terminating babies with Downs syndrome (unless you want to, we don’t judge). Our server is filled with crazy builds, hilarious pranks, and a community that will make you feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (unlike that poor baby, RIP).

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