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MovieMarathonGoneWrong – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Villages Defended:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Are you tired of boring movies that never live up to the hype? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the movies come to life! That’s right, we have a movie theater built in-game where you can watch all your favorite films in blocky glory. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Steve Spielberg himself roaming around, working on his next blockbuster hit! So say goodbye to disappointing movies and hello to a cinematic adventure like no other on our crazy SMP server!

BlockyHealthHazards

bad habits, BlockyHealthHazards, disregarded health hazards, disregarded health issues, health misconceptions, hidden health risks, ignored health consequences, lesser known health risks, little known health hazards, not widely known health risks, overlooked dangers, overlooked health concerns, silent health threats, unacknowledged health dangers, uncommon health risks, underappreciated health risks, underestimated health dangers, undervalued health threats, unexpected health hazards, unhealthy choices, unnoticed health risks

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2600
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magic Items Found:	1091	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes! That’s right, forget about boring old creepers and zombies, we’ve got mutant chickens ready to take you down in the most epic way possible.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the dungeon is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get wild!

CraftyVik’sRussianJailbreak

Censorship, Conflict, CraftyViksRussianJailbreak, death, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Justice, kyiv, Media, political prisoners, press freedom, protest, russia, Russian custody, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukrainian journalist, Viktoria Roshchyna

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2576
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Star Shards Collected:	127
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Farms Harvested:	280
Animals Bred:	25	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? well u better join our server cuz we got crazier stories than this headline, like once a player found a diamond block that turned out to be a secret portal to a world full of talking pigs and dancing creepers. and if u join now, u can be part of our epic quest to find the legendary golden chicken that lays enchanted eggs. plus, our server is so lit that even the ghosts of dead journalists wanna play with us. so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make some minecraft magic together!

Cash Birthday Card Fun

Birthday, birthday card, CARD, Cash, celebration, convenience, Digital, electronic, financial literacy, Fun, generation, gift, gift card, Kids, Millennials, MODERN, MONEY, online shopping, PRESENT, Technology, Traditional, trend

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7926
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Votes:	3886	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	5

yo, u ever get a birthday card and u open it up and there’s CASH inside? it’s like finding a hidden treasure in a pirate ship, but instead of gold doubloons, u get dollar bills, yo. imagine if u could do that in minecraft, but instead of cash, u find diamonds and emeralds everywhere u go. that’s what this server is all about, fam. we got so many treasures hidden in our world, u gonna feel like a pirate on a treasure hunt. come join us and start diggin’ for that sweet, sweet loot. plus, we got a secret underground base where we throw wild parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. it’s lit, trust me. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on this server, every day is a birthday card full of surprises.

VaxCraft: Dems vs Reps vs Inds

Covid-19, data analysis, democrats, Dems, disparities, Healthcare, herd immunity, immunization, Independents, Inds, npj Vaccines, pandemic, partisanship, political divide, public health, Reps, republicans, research, socioeconomic factors, study, University of Michigan, vaccination, vaccination rates, VaxCraft

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6185
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Animals Bred:	183	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

lol come join this epic minecraft server where we vaccinate players faster than dems getting their shots! we got crazy parties where we inject you with potions of immunity and watch you turn into a superhero! republicans and independents are welcome too, we’ll make sure you’re protected from all the creepers and zombies trying to attack you. join now for a wild ride of vaxxed up fun!

Torrent Network: Where RPG meets sky factions but sadly, no lifesteal in sight!

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4133
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Torrent Network Minecraft Server Overview
Survival Server	2 year old map, custom items, quests, shops, community of builders
Creative Server	Claim free plot, build within reason
Lifesteal Server	NEW server with custom boss fights, armor & weapons, terrain, enchants

FAQ

Q: Are the servers connected in any way?

A: Yes, all the servers are perfectly connected to form a community.

Q: Will the survival server ever reset?

A: No, the survival server will never reset. The map has a 2 year history.

Q: Can I play on the server with Java or Bedrock?

A: Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock on any version.

Q: What is unique about the Lifesteal server?

A: The Lifesteal server features custom boss fights, armor & weapons, terrain, and enchants, making it a unique experience.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server?

A: You can visit the server’s website, Discord, map, and wiki for more information.

Check out our links:

And of course, the server IP: torrentsmp.com

I Love This Creature – Minecraft Server

#birdwatching, adorable, Animals, Aquatic, bird lovers, Creature, cute, ducks, feathers, love, Minecraft, Nature, Outdoor, Peaceful, pond, quack, Serene, Server, Waddle, waterfowl, wildlife, wildlife conservation, wildlife photography

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8298
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Buildings Constructed:	40	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Falling into the Void:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special surprise for you – DUCKS! That’s right, adorable little quacking ducks roaming around, ready to be your new Minecraft besties.

But wait, there’s more! These ducks aren’t just any ordinary ducks, oh no. They have magical powers that can help you on your Minecraft adventures. Need to fly across the map? Just hop on a duck and soar through the skies like a majestic bird. Need some extra protection in battle? Duck armor is the way to go.

Join our server today and experience the joy of hanging out with the coolest creatures in Minecraft – the ducks. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough ducks, they’ll lead you to a secret treasure hidden deep within the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the duck-tastic fun begin!

Worried Minecraft SMP Polish Posters

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4396
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Villages Defended:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	151	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Are you tired of dealing with delusional Polish posters on other servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have successfully rehabilitated countless Poles who were once exposed to drogas! Our secret potion of enchanted watermelon seeds and llama spit will have them seeing the truth in no time. Plus, our server is filled with wacky adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours. Join now and help us save the Poles from their droga-induced delusions!

CuriousCraftMC

Apology, Cards Against Humanity, Conversations, Curious, CuriousCraftMC, debate, Democrat, Ethics, friendship, Frustration, GOOGLE, inquisitive, instagram, internet, legal scholars, Legality, motivation, Plan, Trust, US Election, Voting

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5014
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Towns Built:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	4563
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you’re a naturally curious and inquisitive player who loves to stir up trouble with your friends. We promise to provide you with endless conversations about the most bizarre and interesting things, just like the time Cards Against Humanity offered to pay people to publicly apologize for not voting in the last US election. And guess what? We’ll even help you come up with a plan to vote Democrat in the next election, no proof required!

But beware, if you dare to question the ethics or legality of our shenanigans, you might just end up in a heated debate with your friends. Trust us, it’s all part of the fun!

So come on, join our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of absurdity, where the only rule is to never take anything too seriously. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?

CashIsTrashMinecraftSMP

Cash, CashIsTrashMinecraftSMP, cashless society, consumerism, contactless payment, convenience, Currency, digital payment, Economy, finance, financial behavior, habits, mobile payment, MONEY, online shopping, payment, personal choice, privacy, SECURITY, Technology, Transactions

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2997
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Void Gems Collected:	35	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Are you still living in the stone age using cash? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where we only trade in diamonds and emeralds! Our server is so advanced, even the villagers have upgraded to cryptocurrency.

Join us for epic adventures where we ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes and build roller coasters that defy the laws of physics. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group hug that lasted for three days straight.

So why waste your time with boring old cash when you could be living it up in our diamond-studded world? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!