🔥hilarious discord moments Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

SwissTaxCraft

affluent, assets, billionaires, discussion, Economy, finance, Government, income, INEQUALITY, legislation, Millionaires, policy, Proposal, REFORM, super rich, SwissTaxCraft, switzerland, Tax, Taxation, wealth, Wealthy

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join this epic minecraft server and become richer than the super-rich in switzerland! build your own mansion made of diamonds and gold blocks, ride on a flying pig while shooting lasers from your eyes, and battle evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of killer bunnies.

if you join now, you will also get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and poops out enchanted armor. plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas will serenade you with top hits from the 80s.

so what are you waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and totally bonkers minecraft server ever created!

AutoBrewCraft

alcohol sales, AutoBrewCraft, Automation, autonomous vehicles, consumer behavior, convenience, drinking and driving, economic impact, Future, INCREASE, innovation, market growth, predictions, Retail, Safety, self driving cars, societal changes, societal impact, Technology, Transportation, trends

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So, like, imagine a world where self-driving cars are everywhere, right? And then imagine that because people don’t have to focus on driving, they can just party all the time! Like, they’ll be drinking and partying in their cars while they get chauffeured around. So, like, obviously alcohol sales will skyrocket because everyone will be getting turnt up in their self-driving cars.

And like, speaking of turnt up, you should totally join our Minecraft server because it’s like a non-stop party! We have virtual keg stands and pixelated beer pong tournaments. Plus, our virtual bartender is always ready to serve up some virtual drinks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually just a giant party animal. He’s always down to boogie down and have a good time. So come join us and get ready to party like it’s 1999 (or like it’s the future with self-driving cars and crazy alcohol sales)!

AlzCraft: Forget the Hypothesis!

aging, AlzCraft, alzheimer’s, amyloid hypothesis, beta-amyloid plaques, brain function, brain health, clinical trials, cognitive decline, competitors, dementia, forget, Hypothesis, Medical research, Memory Loss, neurodegenerative disease, neurofibrillary tangles, neurology, neuroscientists, protein aggregation, researchers, scientific feat, treatment options

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so like, u know how ppl are always talkin bout alzheimers and stuff? well, guess what, this server is like the cure for that. u join and ur memory gets soooo good, u’ll never forget where u put ur diamonds again. plus, we got this secret potion that makes u build like a pro. forget the amyloid hypothesis, join us and become a minecraft legend. trust me, it’s science.

Omnilands

active community, Adventure, Boss Battles, Builder, Community, creativity, Economy, Events, Gear, landscape, player-driven, PvE, PvP, rare items, Shop, Structures, Survival, Trade, warrior, wealth, Wilderness

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Welcome to Omnilands – The Ultimate Survival Experience! Step into Omnilands, a premier Minecraft survival server where adventure, community, and creativity merge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. Whether you’re a lone wanderer, a master builder, or a fierce warrior, Omnilands offers a perfect environment for all.

Features:

Survival is just the beginning. Forge your own path, create lasting friendships, and build your legacy in the world of Omnilands. Adventure awaits—are you ready to take on the challenge?

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The AlexandriaSMP server: where you can talk smack, walk back, and never look back! #16+ #ByeByeQuiet

admins, age, AlexandriaSMP, ByeByeQuiet, Competitions, Coreprotect, Discord, Economy, Events, foliage, Fun, Interaction, Join, landscape, Mature, Minecraft, PvP, Server, shopping district, smack, smp, Talk, Trust, voice chat, walk, Website

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Server Name	AlexandriaSMP
Focus	Community-Driven Minecraft Experience
Admin Team	Experienced 18+ Admin Team
World Generation	Enhanced 1.21+ map with Tectonic World Generation and Arboria
System	Trust-Based System with CoreProtect
Events	Regular bi-weekly events including building competitions, PvP tournaments, etc.
Economy	Thriving player-driven economy and shopping district

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join AlexandriaSMP?

A: You can visit our website at https://alexandriasmp.com or connect with us on Discord at https://discord.gg/B6wX859ktw to get started.

Q: What is the age requirement to join the server?

A: AlexandriaSMP is for players who are 18 years and older.

Q: How are major server decisions made?

A: Major server decisions are made by the community through voting. Your input shapes the world we build together.

Q: Do I need to make land claims on this server?

A: No, AlexandriaSMP operates on trust with CoreProtect ensuring any issues related to land ownership are quickly resolved.

Q: What kind of events can I expect on AlexandriaSMP?

A: You can participate in bi-weekly events including building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more.

Q: Is there a shopping district on the server?

A: Yes, AlexandriaSMP has a well-organized shopping district and player-driven economy for added interaction and fun.

CraftyCruise Minecraft Server

6th anniversary, account binding, alg, arcade prize shop, Augment Guide, Azur Lane General, Bremerton secretary story, call to arms, CN Tierlist, CraftyCruise, Cruise Mission, Cruise Pass, discord FAQ, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, Golden Hind ASMR, Guild Spreadsheet, Kasumi META, Long Island augs, Lore, Minecraft, ongoing event, PR Research Data, Prinz Rupprecht, pvp guide, Roma swimsuit skin, Server, Shimakaze Archive, Ship Tier List, Story summary, U-96, Upcoming Event, wichita meta, Wiki

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a cruise mission with Kasumi and Roma in swimsuits? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we have Wichita going META and Shimakaze hiding in the archives. And don’t even get us started on Golden Hind’s ASMR sessions – they’re a real treat!

But that’s not all – we have Prinz Rupprecht playing catchup and Bremerton sharing her secretary story. Plus, u-96 and Long Island have some crazy augs that you won’t want to miss.

Join us for our upcoming 6th anniversary celebration, where things are going to get even more insane. And remember, if you don’t bind your account, you might lose it when the game updates – and we don’t want that!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a discord when you have all this chaos to enjoy? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

SMP: MuricanCrimz

American criminals, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal justice, criminal reform, criminal rehabilitation, criminal stereotypes, Criminals., incarceration rates, justice system, law enforcement, look like, mugshots, murican, MuricanCrimz, prison system, racial profiling, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes, this.., united states

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks like a regular Steve or Alex? Well, look no further because on our server, all the characters look like Murican criminals! That’s right, we’ve got bandanas, tattoos, and even some gold teeth to really give your character that edgy look.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most notorious gang of virtual criminals this side of the blocky world. Join forces with other players to pull off heists, rob virtual banks, and cause chaos in the digital streets. Just make sure to watch your back, because you never know when a rival gang might try to take you down.

So why join our server? Because where else can you live out your wildest criminal fantasies in the safety of a virtual world? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate Murican criminal in Minecraft!

StepsonOutMinecraftServer

aita, brother, CAR, Cats, Communication, Condo, decision, Disrespect, estranged, family, ghosting, Houston, Job, Petty, Pregnant, rental, sisters, stepdad, stepson, StepsonOutMinecraftServer

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Are you tired of ungrateful stepchildren taking advantage of your generosity? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to mooch off you and then ghost you like that ungrateful stepson. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where you can build, explore, and thrive without the fear of being kicked out for being a total jerk. Plus, we have a strict no-cat policy, so you won’t have to worry about unexpected feline roommates multiplying like rabbits. So come on over and join us, where the only thing we’re kicking out is bad vibes!

MomlessCraft

acceptance, best friends, Boundaries, child care, Complications, Delusional, Friends, gay father, Grief, Harassment, LGBTQ, Loss, MomlessCraft, new mom, parenting, platonic relationship, rejection, single father, social media, Support

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest stories to tell! Join us and experience the wild adventures of a single father who fends off a creepy stalker while taking care of his adorable 10-month-old baby.

Witness the drama unfold as a new player named Anna tries to insert herself into the family dynamic, claiming to be the perfect mom for the baby after just one meeting. Will our hero stand his ground and protect his child from this delusional stranger? Find out on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have epic cooking and baking competitions, where players can show off their culinary skills and impress their virtual friends. Who will be crowned the ultimate chef of the server?

So come on in and join the fun – because on our server, anything can happen! Just remember, if you ever need a second dad for your Minecraft adventures, we’ve got you covered.

SongSMP: ListenOnce

classic songs, emotional songs, Heartfelt ballads, iconic tracks, Inspirational songs, Life-changing music, ListenOnce, Melancholic Melodies, memorable tunes, Moving compositions, Music, musical inspiration, Musical masterpiece, must-listen, Powerful lyrics, Song of a lifetime., Song recommendation, SongSMP, Soul-stirring melodies, Soulful Music, timeless music, Unforgettable songs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the mobs are as unpredictable as your grandma’s cooking!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of dancing pigs comes stampeding through, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with crazy events like spontaneous disco parties in the Nether, where even the ghasts can’t resist busting a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox of Destiny, rumored to play the one song that will bring peace to the entire Minecraft world. Will you be the one to find it and save us all from the wrath of the evil Chicken Overlord?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	3171	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Dimension Hops:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	414
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ores Mined:	3892	Animals Bred:	199
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	164	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Love Letters Sent:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Star Shards Collected:	216
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Void Armor Forged:	30
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Magic Items Found:	2353	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Must-See hilarious discord moments Minecraft Servers

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join AlexandriaSMP?

Q: What is the age requirement to join the server?

Q: How are major server decisions made?

Q: Do I need to make land claims on this server?

Q: What kind of events can I expect on AlexandriaSMP?

Q: Is there a shopping district on the server?