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DriveByDragonLord

35 people, Capital Punishment, Chinese, crime, Crowd, DriveByDragonLord, Driving, Homicide, Justice, justice system, killing, law enforcement, Legal System, man, mass killing, murder, Public Safety, punishment, Sentenced to death, Tragedy, vehicular attack

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2966
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Love Letters Sent:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

lol this server is so lit, it’s like a rollercoaster ride but with creepers and zombies instead of loops and twists. u gotta join cuz we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, like a treasure trove of epic proportions. plus, rumor has it that if u dig deep enough, u might find a portal to another dimension where u can ride dragons and battle evil sorcerers. trust me, this server is so addictive, it’s like crack for gamers. come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft universe together!

Short Hair Beauties 1.21.3

1.21.3, attractive, beauties, beauty, bold, CONFIDENT, DATING, empowerment, fashion, feminine, Gay, hair, independent, LGBTQ, love, Meet hot woman, nonconforming, relationships, short, short hair, STRONG, Style, trendy, Unique

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1414
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – there are hot women with short hair on here! And get this, they’re all gay! It’s like a double rainbow of awesomeness, dude. You’ll never be bored with all the crazy shenanigans these ladies get up to. So come on, join us and let’s have a wild time together!

BlockBusterLove

all-time favorite, Beloved, binge-worthy, BlockBusterLove, Cinema, classic, cult classic, Entertainment, Favorite, favorite movie, film, love, memorable, Movie, must watch, never gets old, Nostalgia, Obsession, repeat, rewatch, Timeless

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4498
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Magic Items Found:	4020
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a movie you can rewatch a hundred times and still love! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments that will have you coming back for more. From building giant banana statues to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

CraftyKabooms – 46 Gone in a Bang

Afghanistan, airstrikes, Bang, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, CraftyKabooms, death toll, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Pakistani airstrikes, political tensions, regional conflict, South Asia, Taliban, Taliban official, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6089
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Villages Defended:	14	Ores Mined:	6198
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magic Items Found:	2546

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, IT’S LIKE PAKISTANI AIRSTRIKES ON AFGHANISTAN BUT IN MINECRAFT 😂 JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS! WE’VE GOT TALIBAN OFFICIALS RUNNING AROUND, TRYING TO SURVIVE AND BUILD THEIR OWN BASES. WHO WILL COME OUT ON TOP? FIND OUT ON OUR SERVER! 😜🔥🚁💣

Brain Defects MC Server

Brain, Defects, Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2637
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a world where the blocks are made of candy, the creepers wear top hats, and the pigs fly on jetpacks. That’s right, this server is so wacky, even Herobrine himself would be scratching his head in confusion.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet zombie that tells dad jokes and a diamond sword that shoots laser beams. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and chickens ride motorcycles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn that poops rainbows. It’s all possible on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Dabl_2 Minecraft server

Adventure, BUILD, Community, Creative, Dabl_2, Economy, Explore, Factions, Fun, Gaming, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1951
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	8613	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

The owner of the “Dabl2” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

dablf2.b2t.world

Mystical Realm 1.21

alliances, Battles, Conquest, Epic, FANTASY, fantasy world, Kingdom, Kingdom 821, Kingdom 822, Kingdom Building, kingdoms clash, long tail, Medieval, Medieval Warfare, multiplayer, mystical, Online game, Realm, Royalty, RPG, strategy, War

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6286
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Dragon Scales Harvested:	219	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Potions Brewed:	112	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	280	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is like a virtual utopia where you can build your own kingdom and rule over peasants like the boss you are.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got dragons flying around, like, for real. And not just any dragons, but dragons that shoot laser beams out of their eyes and breathe fire like it’s nobody’s business.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure? Yeah, you can go on epic quests to find hidden loot and become the richest player on the server.

Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll make friends, enemies, and maybe even find your true love (in-game, of course). So what are you waiting for? Join Kingdom 821 & 822 now and let the madness begin!

PixelSuicide Minecraft SMP

anxiety, coping strategies, crisis intervention, depression, hotline numbers, mental health, Mental health resources, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, PixelSuicide, Professional help, reaching out, seeking help, self harm, self-care, smp, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, suicide awareness, suicide helpline., Suicide prevention, support system, Therapy

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4180
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4213	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	445	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

OMG GUYS, if you’re feeling down and thinking about ending it all, you should totally join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Our server is like a magical land where all your problems disappear and you can just build and have fun all day long. Trust me, I was feeling super sad and then I joined and now I’m like the happiest person ever! Plus, we have this secret underground base full of diamonds and enchanted gear that you can only access if you join our server. So come on, join us and let’s build a world of happiness together! #MinecraftHealsAllPain #JoinUsAndBeHappy #DiamondsForDays 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

BlocktopiaJoy

best feeling, Bliss, BlocktopiaJoy, comfort, Connection, Contentment, elation, emotional fulfillment, euphoria, EXCITEMENT, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, love, Peace, Pleasure, satisfaction, Serenity, ultimate happiness, warmth

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3082
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the best feeling in the world – finding a diamond block in a pile of gravel! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and surprises around every corner.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the Macarena. Join us and witness this clucking spectacle for yourself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face his ghostly tricks?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the thrills, chills, and chicken dance moves that await you. It’s the best feeling in the world, guaranteed!

EagleCraft: Cable Breaker’s Escape

Baltic Sea, breakers, BREAKING, cable, cables, Communication, Damage, DiSRuPtiON, Eagle S, eaglecraft, Escape, Estonia, finland, Finland-Estonia, Incident, investigation, Kilpilahti, Maritime, MOVED, News, Porvoo, Repair, suspected, Transportation

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9135
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you wanna break some cables between Finland and Estonia? Well, come join us at our server where we have the legendary Eagle S, the one and only suspect in this outrageous crime!

Not only will you get to witness this epic move to Kilpilahti in Porvoo, but you’ll also get to experience the most insane adventures in Minecraft history. From riding pigs off cliffs to building roller coasters that defy gravity, our server is the place to be for all the craziness you can handle.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind the broken cables… or maybe you’ll just have a lot of fun. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!